if you're miffen a toff,lets hope it's not out front

[Spartacus]

story to follow

 

[Spartacus]

Guest post: My good friend took me home with her to meet her mom. It was in November, and her mother opened the door and smiled and WHOA!!! She was miffin a front toof. I about died. I was like is she kidding or is she still wearing a Halloween custume?!?!?!?

 

[CrayonOfDoom2]

Girl I hung out with on wednesday night had a staff infection in her hand from knocking out some crackhead girl's front tooth I went to HS with.

dirty ass crackhead's teeth

 

[spongebob]

i cant stand looking at crackfiends with a fucked up grill.

 

[Pamela]

Tonight's the night..
everything's going to be alright..

 

[Sub-Zero]

Tonight's the night..
everything's going to be alright..

Lovely lady, I will treat you sweetly, adore you, I mean, you crush me.
Oh it’s times like these when my faith I feel.
I know, how, i, love, you. come on, come on, baby.

 

[slickdadd]

I initially thought miffen a toff was sexual inuendo.

 

[Pamela]

Lovely lady, I will treat you sweetly, adore you, I mean, you crush me.
Oh it’s times like these when my faith I feel.
I know, how, i, love, you. come on, come on, baby.

Let's dance!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Let's dance!

lets.

 

[Pamela]

lets.

 

[Sub-Zero]

we will do everything except the elephant.

 

[Pamela]

we will do everything except the elephant.

How about the twist?

 

[Spartacus]

I initially thought miffen a toff was sexual inuendo.

everything is a sexual innuendo