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HappyScrappy

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Okay, this is an adventure in creative writing - don't hurt yourself. It's just that stupid thing you probably had to do in elementary school, but this can be anything and can get entertaining...
Someone starts writing something and then leaves it unfinished (ideally at a transition point, but doesn't have to be), and then someone else steps in and finishes it.

if you find this stupid - cool - so do I, but I'm bored and my head hurts from programming. penis.

So here is the start of it, and then people post and add to it - it is probably good if you quote the last few lines of what you are going from, b/c there will likely be overlap in people...
(this is also good if you want to use it as a drinking game for the number of times the word "balls" or "horsecock" shows up - then again, it depends how often I post...)
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The sun was setting far away in the cold night sky. Snow fell like ashes as I stepped out into a chilled grey night. I lit up a cigarette which I knew from my cough and my dry throat should have been my last, but in reality was the first of many in a long night ahead of me. I knew they were out there as I looked around, I couldn't see them, but I heard something coming down the street. I walked towards it, the snow crunching beneath my boots, stained with the soot of the evening and the traffic of the city, which was strangely quiet tonight. I rounded the corner and saw...
 
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happyscrappy's nasty polyester pants hanging from the dumpster, not to mention that the dumpster was also oscillating from...
 
although she lives in chicago and i was in boston, so i had to settle for happyscrappy's roommates' cat once i arrived with my belongings, which...
 
smallmovesal said:
although she lives in chicago and i was in boston, so i had to settle for happyscrappy's roommates' cat once i arrived with my belongings, which...

were all locked in the basement along with smalls, and the pounding on the door was drowned out by the incessent yelling of drunken party goers on the stairs above...
 
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Dogballs said:
, which made the use of the John Holmes replicas quite dificult but with some lovin-lube I was able to....

Finally beat the shit out of that three legged dog that was howling like there was no tomorrow. I mean the fucking dog..I threw a snowball to no effect, so I clubbed it unconscious with the dildo.

Just then my cell phone rang, and it was Smalls, saying she was headed to Peru for 6 months. I guess I wouldn;t be seeing her after all, so I rolled up a joint and...
 
attempted to use it as a band-aid, since i had heard that pot was good for medicinal purposes. just then i noticed scrappy climbing out of the dumpster and putting on his pants. it appeared that he had been...
 
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