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If you wrote a book......

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not doing a book but been working on a screenplay for a year now... it's called 13 Ways to Lose.
 
:devil:
The Island of Dr.Noe. It's about a guy who falls into a deep sleep and dreams of being big and getting all kinds of pussy. His arch rival is Bigsatan.:biggrin:


It would be found in the fiction section!
 
How to stumble through life! :) I have never made any real planes for anything.
 
I'm an aspiring writer, so I contemplate this quite a bit.

Mine would be an eye opening self help spiritual book written with complete understanding. When one was done reading the book, they'd re-evaluate their lives, and make a transformation into a new being that saw beauty in everyone and everything.

From the time they opened the book, their lives would never be the same.

A book that transforms the world of their ignorance and close minded views.
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I'm an aspiring writer, so I contemplate this quite a bit.

Mine would be an eye opening self help spiritual book written with complete understanding. When one was done reading the book, they'd re-evaluate their lives, and make a transformation into a new being that saw beauty in everyone and everything.

From the time they opened the book, their lives would never be the same.

A book that transforms the world of their ignorance and close minded views.

It would be called 'The Light of Bodhizopha' or something to that effect.
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Crazier said:
I'm an aspiring writer, so I contemplate this quite a bit.

Mine would be an eye opening self help spiritual book written with complete understanding. When one was done reading the book, they'd re-evaluate their lives, and make a transformation into a new being that saw beauty in everyone and everything.

From the time they opened the book, their lives would never be the same.

A book that transforms the world of their ignorance and close minded views.

It would be called 'The Light of Bodhizopha' or something to that effect.
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Crazier......

The world needs more people like you.. :)

Thanks so much... :kiss:
 
I'd like to see the "13 ways to lose" ... I have a couple in the works.

"How to avoid being a Jackass"
"Assclowns of Chicago"
"If a tree falls on your head, does it matter if you hear it?"
"The Hancock: How to install safety equipment"
"Fitness: How to get fat and stay fat"

C
 
"Sex Pills, Greed, and Border Collies"

In 1995 my dog, George, accidentally ate an experimental aphrodisiac and started humping the sofa. (Hence, my name.) When I put the product on HARD COPY the stories got the biggest viewer response in the history of television... George became an international media celebrity for about 12 seconds... and all parties attached to the project became greed consumed idiot thieves (and a million knock off artists jumped in too.)

My publisher has been hitting me for years to tell the whole story as a comedy novel; unfortunately, the story never seems to be quite over.
 
Some sort of erotic instruction manual....with pop ups and pages that feel just like real skin......not enough of those :)
 
I have the idea in my mind and the skills necessary, but not the desire to write it. It would be a unique approach to the concept of Utopia being unattainable not because of the nature of Utopia itself, but because of the nature of those who seek it.

But, why bother? Who'd publish it without ripping it to shreds, if anybody?

bah

-Warik
 
I would write a technical reference. Oh...wait I already did.
 
The Western Influence on Latin American Military officers, and the
Security Industry in second tier country.

Wait Im already writing that. :D



not worth reading btw!
:p
 
Love and Puncture Wounds

It is a story of a man whose love for a woman drives him to alcoholism. Fueled by desire and the unattainable beauty that is this woman, the man writes his love a note directing her to the local alley for a heart-to-heart talk. When she arrives, butterflies in stomach and all, she is horribly butchered by the man and thrown into his pickup truck.

After arriving at his farm, he throws the woman into a laundry chute, and as he looks up at the unforgiving cosmos, he is struck down from above by a pick-axe.

Many events occur after his passing, including the slaying of the mailman, and the love story of a woman and her lust for blood.
 
MrMuscle said:
i would write a fantasy novell..i love that kinda stuff

Same here and I just might this summer if i can come up witha good enough brainstorm (characters, world, names, seeting, etc)
 
Bigsatan13 said:
:devil:
The Island of Dr.Noe. It's about a guy who falls into a deep sleep and dreams of being big and getting all kinds of pussy. His arch rival is Bigsatan.:biggrin:


It would be found in the fiction section!

Hey, that's funny, but like you said it's fiction, at lease on your part.
:D
 
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