If you worked at a mourge would you be tempted?

[MarthaStewart]

One of my friends calmly told me over homemade black Russians one evening that this girl we knew in school at the time was a necrophiliac.

I was both repulsed and interested at the same time.

I wanted to know the logistics of it - and how she found dead people.
It was well over an hour before we realized that he meant she was a nymphomaniac.

While I did file that info away for future reference and never really looked at her the same way again, it was in no way as exciting as knowing a real necrophiliac.

 

[PoyeBoy]

to do stuff like, umm, well, paint yourslef a picture....

fine Ill say it.....feel up the dead hotties?

 

[SV2]

Hmmm.. depends on how long they have been dead..

 

[lamamacita]

No

 

[PoyeBoy]

I mean you do nesecerrily have to have sex with them, but would you cop a feel?

they would be fresh

would you get stiff with the stiffs?

 

[Lumberg]

I have heard that a higher percentage than the general population of people who work in morgues are necrophiliacs.

Heard the same thing about foot fetishists and shoe stores.

 

[XBiker]

I have heard that a higher percentage than the general population of people who work in morgues are necrophiliacs.

Heard the same thing about foot fetishists and shoe stores.

Same with rhynoplasty and kleenex salesmen.

I shit you not.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Same with rhynoplasty and kleenex salesmen.

I shit you not.

same with garbage and garbagemen

remember that delectable little video called "men at work" with charle sheen and emilio estavez? shit was great, they fooled everyone with a pellet gun

 

[Lumberg]

Same with rhynoplasty and kleenex salesmen.

I shit you not.

what? kleenex salesmen have nose jobs? or are fetishists for women who have had nose jobs? wTF?

 

[Lumberg]

Same with rhynoplasty and kleenex salesmen.

I shit you not.

what? kleenex salesmen have nose jobs? or are fetishists for women who have had nose jobs? wTF?

 

[PoyeBoy]

so important it had to be said twice

 

[XBiker]

so important it had to be said twice

I was thinking the same thing, pooey.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

same with garbage and garbagemen

remember that delectable little video called "men at work" with charle sheen and emilio estavez? shit was great, they fooled everyone with a pellet gun

That movie was classic.I loved the shit bomb they exploded out of that locker on those two dudes.

 

[jerkbox]

That movie was classic.I loved the shit bomb they exploded out of that locker on those two dudes.

lol that was the best part of the movie....that and the part where they find the 2 pigs tied up to the merri-go-round. i love that movie

 

[PoyeBoy]

lol that was the best part of the movie....that and the part where they find the 2 pigs tied up to the merri-go-round. i love that movie

lol, or isnt there like 2 other garbage men they are always fighting with and they get theyre brakelines cut by them

 

[jerkbox]

lol, or isnt there like 2 other garbage men they are always fighting with and they get theyre brakelines cut by them

yeah, they are the ones who they planted the shit bomb on.

they didn't cut the brakelines, they fucked with the wiring, but dropped a cigarrette in the car and it ended up exploding.

the one rival trashman had like dreads or something and wore a big rasta man hat.

hehe

 

[from zero]

to do stuff like, umm, well, paint yourslef a picture....

fine Ill say it.....feel up the dead hotties?

Please refrain from speaking.

 

[BonerBoy]

Hmmm.. depends on how long they have been dead..

yep, cos if they're still warm i'm geetin my boner on!

 

[Deterass]

martha is a fucking idiot!

damn, you sick fucks!

 

[PoyeBoy]

Re: martha is a fucking idiot!

damn, you sick fucks!

what?

they are dead, they wont tell anyone, your wierd

 

[BonerBoy]

I have heard that a higher percentage than the general population of people who work in morgues are necrophiliacs.

Heard the same thing about foot fetishists and shoe stores.

i heard the same about texas executioners and serial killers

 

[MrMuscle the return]

dude...

 

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I can get it up for a knothole in a tree so that’s not an issue. The issue would be the smell. No matter how fresh (hours) they have a smell. I’ve been in MANY morgues and sat on more DOA’s then I can count. Even with hotties on the slab totally nude. Yea, you look at the money shot, but it’s not the same. After you’ve been around the dead for a period of time your nose is VERY fine tuned to the smell. I can pick the smell up on steaks, roses, and everything else that was once alive. Steaks are the worst!

I am a little F’ed up in the head and that is still out there for me. I guess the only exception would be if the person was someone pretty famous and just to say I was there. But I am talking about something that hasn’t happened and I think the urge may flee me when the opportunity comes up.

Now has someone here actually done something like this. You know they are lurking but would never admit to it. Their idea of going out on a Friday night to get laid would be a little out there. Dressing up in overalls and slinging a shovel over their shoulder.

 

[Lumberg]

Don't people shit and piss themselves when they die?

Also it would be cold and clammy.

rtemple thanks for putting it in perspective.

Poye you're a sexual deviant check yourself into a mental hospital.

 

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Don't people shit and piss themselves when they die?

Yes, there is a release. You don't piss and shit yourself because of muscle control. That's why babies pee and crap themselves. When you die it all comes out.

Depending on how ripe there is usually blood coming from the nose and mouth as tissue degrades. There is pooling too.

I've also had some really bad ones in the summer heat that were 3 weeks old in a closed up apartment. Had to sit with that one for 14 hours.

If they are drained and embalmed they are pretty intact even after a few days. If the bodies are really bad they actually pickle them to get the skin back in a viewable form.

 

[hardrock]

No, but I had a girlfriend who was such a dead fuck I practically had to check her pulse everytime we had sex.

 

[rjl296]

No, but I had a girlfriend who was such a dead fuck I practically had to check her pulse everytime we had sex.

i think i know her

 

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Nothing like a dead chick

Just crank her Riga mortise legs up like the clicking sound of a lawn chair.

Had a red head that I should have thrown dirt on when I finished.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I would probably vomit before finishing the act. This is a sick questoin. I knew a goth chick once who wanted me to fuck her while she laid there are pretended she was dead. It was the worst sex I've ever had.

 

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he laid there are pretended she was dead.

Did she even get off? That is weird. You should have turned the tables and had YOU play dead so she did all the work.

I kind of like the goth look but in moderation.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I only think a few people really answered my question

I know the answer anyway

 

[Milhouse]

If it was the prom queen or a porn queen why not

Could be my only chance..

 

[RedHotX]

to do stuff like, umm, well, paint yourslef a picture....

fine Ill say it.....feel up the dead hotties?

Only on tuesdays and
thursdays.



RedHotX

 

[The Red Dragon]

That's disgusting darktooth

...is it even possible for a female to be a necrophiliac?