If YOU were an Animal which Animal would you be?

[KAYNE]

Kayne,

If you say the badger can do it, and you have seen the footage, then I believe you. I know badgers can be mean soab's.......so I don't doubt you.

TO BE HONEST, I WOULD DOUBT ME IF I DIDNT SEE IT FOR MYSELF ON TV. THE BADGER FINDS A GOOD SPOT TO BRACE UP AGAINST AND STANDS HIS GROUND. THE BEAR CAN ONLY COME AT HIM FROM ONE DIRECTION AND USUALLY THE BEAR JUST GIVES UP. I WAS ACTUALLY STUNNED WHEN I SAW IT. RIGHT AFTER THAT, THEY SHOWED TWO BADGERS FIGHTING OVER A TERRITORY. THAT WAS VICIOUS. THAT LITTLE ANIMAL IS BY FAR THE MEANEST, BADDEST MOFO IN THE LAND.

I HAVE A PITBULL. I ALSO HAVE A 2 ROTTWEILERS. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT EVEN THOUGH ALL MY DOGS ARE BIGGER THAN A BADGER, THAT LITTLE BASTARD WOULD WIND UP KILLING OR SERIOUSLY HURTING MY DOGS, OR ANY DOG, IF THEY GOT INTO IT ONE ON ONE. THE DOGS CAN ONLY BITE. THE BADGER CAN RIP SHIT OPEN WITH THOSE RAZOR CLAWS AND THEN BITE ON TOP OF THAT.





KAYNE

 

[JohnyJuice]

An american pit bull terrier. The toughest animal pound for pound on the face of this earth.

What about tasmanian devils, or wolverines?

 

[DirtyDogman]

A pit and a hyena? Come on now. A pit would fuck it up. With possibly the exception of the badger, I am positive a good pit can take a badger but I never said a badger won't win a lot of the time. But with the exception of the badger, what you people don't understand is that wild animals don't fight like you think they do. They have the whole fight or flight syndrome. They will fight untill they've had enough and then they will get away. They don't fight to the death in the wild, its not a tough man contest out there, its mother nature, and mother nature is all about survival. That is where a pit will dominate a much much larger animal, because it just don't give a fuck.

I am goin to break it down for you people. You see all those wild animals, and how they act. They show their teeth, raise the hair on the back of their neck, growl, bark, hiss, fluff tails, raise up, and over all just posture in threatening ways. That is threat avoidance, they tryin to scare whatever away so they don't have to do anything. In other words, its a sign that deep down the animal is a bitch and if you can get to it, it WILL run eventually, and all wild animals eventually run. They might die later, but they don't stick around and fight to the finish, one of them always runs or submits.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Lets work with your idea.........if you put any animal in a position that it cant run then it will fight to survive......it will kill. You think any wild animal will think twice about fighting if its survival is on the line?......and you better believe wild animals get involved in serious fights when breeding season comes around. A hyena has a bite that would seriously fuck up any dog. A pits bite is nothing in comparison. Ever seen the animals that Hyena's have to compete with? Oh yeah a dog is really gonna scare the shit outta it.

You didnt answer about a Komodo dragon. Those fuckers can resist just about any bite because their skin is quite literally armour plated. When they are warm they are also very fast. They have a bite that will give you an infection that you can not survive. Your pit would be a mid-morning snack to it.......

A pit and a hyena? Come on now. A pit would fuck it up. With possibly the exception of the badger, I am positive a good pit can take a badger but I never said a badger won't win a lot of the time. But with the exception of the badger, what you people don't understand is that wild animals don't fight like you think they do. They have the whole fight or flight syndrome. They will fight untill they've had enough and then they will get away. They don't fight to the death in the wild, its not a tough man contest out there, its mother nature, and mother nature is all about survival. That is where a pit will dominate a much much larger animal, because it just don't give a fuck.

I am goin to break it down for you people. You see all those wild animals, and how they act. They show their teeth, raise the hair on the back of their neck, growl, bark, hiss, fluff tails, raise up, and over all just posture in threatening ways. That is threat avoidance, they tryin to scare whatever away so they don't have to do anything. In other words, its a sign that deep down the animal is a bitch and if you can get to it, it WILL run eventually, and all wild animals eventually run. They might die later, but they don't stick around and fight to the finish, one of them always runs or submits.

 

[DirtyDogman]

Put an animal in a position where it can't run and it won't . . . well so what? What does that say? It doesn't say a damn thing except the animal doesn't have any other choose. But given a choice they will all run, and mating season is a prime example of this, because that is when the majority of fights in the wild happen. One of em always submits or runs.

It doesn't matter if a hyena or a lion or an elephant can kill a pit bull. That doesn't make them tougher. A 16 year old kid with a rifle is king of the jungle and can take out any wild animal on this planet. Does that make him tougher than them? No I didn't think so.

 

[DirtyDogman]

LOL and fuck a komodo dragon. I saw some shit on the discovery channel where they were trying to tag and track the fuckers. They had all these scientists out there in the woods on that island. They would run out of their little homebase and catch one and run back. Took a whole bunch of em. But all the comotion would attract other komodo dragons thinking there was a kill and food. So the dragons would start zoning in on them and they had guys there with big long poles to keep em away. Was some crazy shit, for a bunch of high tech nerds those people had balls of steel.

 

[DirtyDogman]

Or worse yet, I was watchin one day and they have got some skinny red haired european scientist that studies anacondas. This crazy fuck was out in the jungle in a swamp huntin anacondas. Find one and jump on it in the mud and him and all these other cats would start wrestlin the damn thing. FUUUUUCK THAT. He's gamer than I am thats for sure. Snakes scare the FUCK out of me, let alone one that weighs a few hundred pound and is 30 foot long, and eats whole pigs for breakfast LOL

 

[Imnotdutch]

Put an animal in a position where it can't run and it won't . . . well so what? What does that say? It doesn't say a damn thing except the animal doesn't have any other choose. But given a choice they will all run, and mating season is a prime example of this, because that is when the majority of fights in the wild happen. One of em always submits or runs.

It doesn't matter if a hyena or a lion or an elephant can kill a pit bull. That doesn't make them tougher. A 16 year old kid with a rifle is king of the jungle and can take out any wild animal on this planet. Does that make him tougher than them? No I didn't think so.

Tougher? You seem to be mistaking being tough for being stupid......too stupid to know when you are beaten. Shit Pitbulls would be extinct in no time if they had to fend for themselves.

 

[JohnyJuice]

I can beat the shit out of all your grandmothers. I am by far the hardest mofo around, my mommy said so.

 

[TC2]

An american pit bull terrier. The toughest animal pound for pound on the face of this earth.

No, the toughest animal pound for pound is definetly the wolverine. Fuckin ferocious animals and they aren't afraid of shit.

KAYNE, are you sure the video you seen wasnt of a wolverine, because I saw the same shit only it was a wolverine that was fuckin up a big ass bear.

They were also showing the wolverine eating something's skull, just crunchin that shit up like it was nothing.