if you were a prostitute

[hamstershaver]

how much could you charge for your services?? since i dont lick kitty i could probably only get about $1.50 a pop, but that would add up after awhile

 

[bran987]

what do you charge to shave a hamster?

 

[perkele]

I'm against all sexual activities.

 

[RottenWillow]

Verbal abuse only, one hour session $200 USD

Verbal abuse and standing on scrotum with stilletos, one hour session $600

 

[Gymgurl]

That is a very respectful job Anya....you forgot..pushing a grape acrossed the floor with their nose...$150.00. Whipping them with a crop....250.00.....oh and Hammy...no sex with animals....sorry

 

[Scotsman]

Verbal abuse only, one hour session $200 USD

Verbal abuse and standing on scrotum with stilletos, one hour session $600

How much to get you to come to my gym and out-squat all the dipshit guys there?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[RottenWillow]

How much to get you to come to my gym and out-squat all the dipshit guys there?

Cheers,
Scotsman

Dont know if I could do much anymore Scots. Last night I squatted for the first time since 2/2/04 according to my journal. I did 3 sets working up to 265. Later on when me and the boy were playing doggie bump bump I was getting that involuntary giggly ass/hammie thing you get from total glycogen depletion. I tried to maintain with extensions and SLDL but it didnt completely work apparently. That 265 felt like a truck on my back.

 

[SoreArms]

Dont know if I could do much anymore Scots. Last night I squatted for the first time since 2/2/04 according to my journal. I did 3 sets working up to 265.

my nuts just shriveled, you squat more than me

I'm bearly up to 225

 

[Badbart]

-$250

 

[jerkbox]

i'll give all the elite ladies a freebie, and take a poll on how much to charge

 

[PoyeBoy]

Later on when me and the boy were playing doggie bump bumpQUOTE]

I can safely say I have never heard this phrase before

 

[RottenWillow]

my nuts just shriveled, you squat more than me

I'm bearly up to 225

Remember that strength is largely determined by leverage. I have wider pelvic bones and I'm shorter than you.

 

[Deterass]

i'll give all the elite ladies a freebie, and take a poll on how much to charge

If they pay by the inch you might get $5 a pop.

 

[RottenWillow]

Later on when me and the boy were playing doggie bump bumpQUOTE]

I can safely say I have never heard this phrase before

The PG-13 version of "my boyfriend was f**king me doggie style last night"

 

[Scotsman]

Dont know if I could do much anymore Scots. Last night I squatted for the first time since 2/2/04 according to my journal. I did 3 sets working up to 265. Later on when me and the boy were playing doggie bump bump I was getting that involuntary giggly ass/hammie thing you get from total glycogen depletion. I tried to maintain with extensions and SLDL but it didnt completely work apparently. That 265 felt like a truck on my back.

Well there guys at my gym who wrap their knees and belt up for 225 then only come down half way so I think you could probably out-squat them. Now as for the giggly ass/hammie thing while playing doggy bump bump. Were you doing the straight leg stretches before, during, or after?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[RottenWillow]

Well there guys at my gym who wrap their knees and belt up for 225 then only come down half way so I think you could probably out-squat them. Now as for the giggly ass/hammie thing while playing doggy bump bump. Were you doing the straight leg stretches before, during, or after?

Cheers,
Scotsman

before the squats or bump bump. LOL.


yessir I always stretch before squatting. I do sumo stretches too.

 

[d3track]

The PG-13 version of "my boyfriend was f**king me doggie style last night"

lol

as for my services?
i like to think that i would be a franchise player


but in all likelyhood the lady would see me, call my pimp back, and tell her to send a new guy

 

[Scotsman]

before the squats or bump bump. LOL.


yessir I always stretch before squatting. I do sumo stretches too.

You know I meant were you doing sldl's during the bump bump thing.

Good job stretching though a lot of people forget to do that (Project)

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoKlueles]

i'll give all the elite ladies a freebie, and take a poll on how much to charge

ill be first

 

[RottenWillow]

You know I meant were you doing sldl's during the bump bump thing.

Well damn I guess I do actually. LOL. Standing is one of his favorite variations.

 

[hamstershaver]

i'll give all the elite men a freebie, and take a poll on how much to charge

what the????????????

 

[fistfullofsteel]

what the????????????

He likes to slut himself out.

 

[bran987]

Well there guys at my gym who wrap their knees and belt up for 225 then only come down half way so I think you could probably out-squat them. Now as for the giggly ass/hammie thing while playing doggy bump bump. Were you doing the straight leg stretches before, during, or after?

Cheers,
Scotsman

do you consider going to parallel or maybe a tad lower being 'halfway'? if so I'm in trouble.

 

[Scotsman]

do you consider going to parallel or maybe a tad lower being 'halfway'? if so I'm in trouble.

No I mean halfway to parallel. Like only coming down 3-4"

Cheers,
Scotsman