if you fuck up with the law in my town...

[redguru]

Thats pretty much the same as it is in my town.
I had a front page column when I was in HS... I got off eventually do to complete lack of evidence. Of course, the paper never printed that..

that was you standing on that bucket behind the mare?

 

[Spartacus]

a while back I spotted some teen who used to work out in our cemetery
he was on the sidewalk at walmart wearing that dealio with two boards
and they said something along the lines of "I'm a shoplifter,I stole from walmart"

 

[Spartacus]

you just wait and see how this girl missing in Aruba shakes out

 

[Daisy_]

you just wait and see how this girl missing in Aruba shakes out

I know. I hope they find her soon. This is so sad.

 

[Spartacus]

I know. I hope they find her soon. This is so sad.

she's gone
I'm speaking of repercussions

 

[Spartacus]

Michael jackson walks
those three trailer hicks who harbored Couey while he had his way with that little girl,aren't even charged
that whole Atlanta fiasco whereby a small women was tasked with escorting a felon linebacker alone,etc,etc.
and then the lame dragnet that followed
these Dutch Aruban fucks

clap,clap law enforcement

 

[Daisy_]

she's gone
I'm speaking of repercussions

You don't think they will ever find her body?

 

[Spartacus]

You don't think they will ever find her body?

nope
as a mortician I have a theory as to why Laci Peterson surfaced
the uterus is some very tough tissue
besides bone it most likely is the toughest tissue in the body
eventaully as Laci decomposed the chains that stupid scott fuck used to wiegh her down shifted
her uterus expanded as decomp gases built up,and remained intact enough to float her to the surface
her baby brought her justice

 

[Daisy_]

nope
as a mortician I have a theory as to why Laci Peterson surfaced
the uterus is some very tough tissue
besides bone it most likely is the toughest tissue in the body
eventaully as Laci decomposed the chains that stupid scott fuck used to wiegh her down shifted
her uterus expanded as decomp gases built up,and remained intact enough to float her to the surface
her baby brought her justice

Ugh Well I still really hope they do find her.

 

[Becoming]

as a mortician

your a mortician?

sweet dude. where at? how does it pay?

coolest job ever. (or uniquest, anyways)