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If you could have one super power......

My super power would be to wield a glowing pinstripe covered penis, that would be prehensile and detachable upon instruction. At my command and in a cloud of bright green mist, it would break off my body and while doing a intricate back flip, land on a grossly underdeveloped yet useable pair of legs. At this point it would walk around doing clever tricks and such, and if some evil doer ever decided to try and kill it, the individual parts reminiscent of fantasia; would proceed to develop into new servile phalluses and dance to the sound of old eighties techno songs that the urethras would play. The obsequious penises would then throw around golden glitter and talk in high picked Swedish voices, but only speaking in paradoxical euphemisms.
 
Pink Space Biscuit said:
I'd encase myself/house/car/wherever I was in an inpenatrable dome to keep out robbers and murderers.

You wouldn't have as many problems if you'd quit displaying those ultra-hot and sexy anime avatars.

My power would be the power to heal.
 
The only power created is your own.......
Love yourself and things will swing your way....
Everything begins with a root.....
:)
 
Let me just say that that whole super hero question BLEW MY MIND! Whoa. And I'm only saying that partially because I'm high as a kite.
 
MY superpower would be invincability... except for the Jambaso stone... only found in a galaxy far far away.

C-ditty
 
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