If you could have just one thing for Christmas?

[Strongbow]

A flamethrower or for my best friends wife to stop trying to fuck me.

Fucking flame throwers are awesome, nailing your best friends hoe wife, Priceless.

 

[SouthernLord]

No way bro. He's like my brother. I love her like a sister. I really don't need this drama in my life.

 

[Strongbow]

No way bro. He's like my brother. I love her like a sister. I really don't need this drama in my life.

Well now who is putting this drama in your life? How you think your bro would feel knowing his girl wants you to bang her? Cause you know me and you bros, you could bang my wife anytime dude, just let me know.

 

[trex74]

My husband to magically be cured of CHF.

 

[SouthernLord]

My husband to magically be cured of CHF.

Wow

 

[nydj66]

To be 23 again

...and happiness for AV

...and a cure for Trex's hubby

...and a bag of naval oranges for SB

 

[wootoom]

to be str8 again

 

[nydj66]

to be str8 again

You can't pull that off without Santa's help?

 

[Strongbow]

To be 23 again

...and happiness for AV

...and a cure for Trex's hubby

...and a bag of naval oranges for SB

Thanks alot buddy?

 

[Arabian]

to be str8 again

Thats an impossible wish ! I know you! Lolololol