If You Could Be Any Animal, What would it be and why

[PolishHammer1977]

Mountain Lion

Sensitive animals with courage and might. Just like me.

 

[p0ink]

i would want to be a sodomizing hippo, so i could make your asses look as wide as a tire...so wide, that someone could throw a cat in you from several yards away.

 

[ThePolishHammer]

Yeah id do the dolphin thing
Just so i could find out if there actually talking, when they make those noises (dont know what there called)

 

[theoak01]

I want to be a leemer

they are fucking cool

that is all

 

[Deadz]

Why hasn't anyone said PIG? Hello - THIRTY MINUTE ORGASMS.

 

[HumorMe]

Male Lion.

Their pride (family) consists of about 10 lionesses who do all of the work. Yep, sleep all day and the only thing to get up for would be to eat after I fucked their brains out.

 

[ThePolishHammer]

Hey deadz, just noticed your from ottawa,
what part?

 

[BigRedCat]

I would be a Fossa or a Red Panda. Cant really go wrong with a Hawk either. They do a great Stuka impersonation!

Most people resemble some sort of animal. I have seen people that looked so much like birds that its crazy.

 

[cure]

Either a Wolverine or Tazmanian Devil.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Either a Wolverine or Tazmanian Devil.

Took the words out of my mouth,a wolverine.Pound for pound,the most ferocious animal on the planet.Nothing but huge fangs and razor like daggers for claws with an unbelieve amount of power and speed to back them up.It's bite snaps bones like twigs,and its claws slash chunks of flesh out of its rivals.A single wolverine can run right into the middle and clear out a PACK of wolves and have them all running off yelping in pain with their tails tucked between their legs.A truly feared,respected creature who despite its smaller stature,sits high atop the food chain.