Either a Lion or a Gorilla. With a loin, I could just eat and sleep all day and still whoop just about anybody ass. With a gorill I could bench 2000 lbs.
Either that or a Kangaroo. then I would have a pocket for my weed.
1.5 million years ago, a species of baboon appeared on the African plains. It was essentially the same as today's olive baboons, only the adult males weighed in at around 500 lbs and possessed a pair of six inch fangs.