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If You Accidentley Have Sex With A Trannie, Are You Gay?

OMEGA

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LETS SAY YOU WENT OUT WITH SOME FREINDS, AND GOT REALLY DRUNK, I MEAN SMASHED.

AND YOU SAW SOME GIRL, WHO WAS HOT, AND WENT HOME WITH HER......

WELL YOU STICK IT IN, AND START HAVING AT IT....THEN YOU NOTICE YOUR BALLS ARE HITTING SOMETHING...THEN YOU LOOK DOWN>>>>>>>>>AH ANOTHER SET OF NUTS.....

I MEAN IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT RIGHT?

SO YOUR NOT GAY? RIGHT
 
I'd say that you are a lightweight and you'd be best suited to playing cribbage rather than drinking.

C'mon now, a drunk plea would just be an excuse.

Hold your liquor well, don't have sex with transexuals.
 
I don't know about being gay or not, you have to answer that
question yourself, but I will say this You're not real observant.:D :o
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
I'd say that you are a lightweight and you'd be best suited to playing cribbage rather than drinking.

C'mon now, a drunk plea would just be an excuse.

Hold your liquor well, don't have sex with transexuals.

GOAT NUTS!

This a hypothetical discussion :)
 
Hypothetically, I would consider the person a queer. At some point before insertion there would have to be some clue. I think you would know if you were hitting an asshole instead of a vagina. A vagina is pre-lubed. What ever happened to feeling the tits. And surely they stuck their hands down this dude boxers and felt a set of hairy balls with a pole.

Yes, the person is a queer. And should damn sure drink only at home
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
I'd say that you are a lightweight and you'd be best suited to playing cribbage rather than drinking.

C'mon now, a drunk plea would just be an excuse.

Hold your liquor well, don't have sex with transexuals.

Actually that guy was a transvestite. Just a man dressed like a woman. A transexual is one who has had a sex change operation.

To answer the orginal question, no you are not gay if you "accidentally" have sex with a trannie. But my question is how in the world, even if you are drunk, stick your penis up a guy's ass, and you don't even know he's a guy until you're bumping nuts against each other? My god...that's what foreplay is for...to let you know what the other person is "working with."
 
Not only are you gay...

you are SHOW TUNE GAY!!!!
you are Gloria Estifan drag queen gay!!!
you are cornholio slurping up ssme gay!!!!
you are Pink Cadillac driving, Arms over the head dancing gay!!!
 
Now, come to think of it, when you were sucking his dick before you fucked him in the ass, you should have known it was a dude, dude. Gay? I don't know. Bi? Hell yes.
 
WODIN said:
Not only are you gay...

you are SHOW TUNE GAY!!!!
you are Gloria Estifan drag queen gay!!!
you are cornholio slurping up ssme gay!!!!
you are Pink Cadillac driving, Arms over the head dancing gay!!!

Now is that your typical variety SHOW TOON GAY, or your really sassy, and curiuosly atracctive, yet still male show toon ????gay:confused: :lmao:
 
Island son is right. If you finished, you are gay. If you got disgusted and wanted to kick the queer's ass, and then later thru up. You are not gay. This really happened to my friend's friend after a night of partying once. Man, I felt sorry for him. Can you imagine the sick feeling you would have. I think transexual or cross dressers should get the chair if they try and be with a straight guy.
 
Satanic Goatslayer said:
I'd say that you are a lightweight and you'd be best suited to playing cribbage rather than drinking.

C'mon now, a drunk plea would just be an excuse.

Hold your liquor well, don't have sex with transexuals.

Goddamn! You're getting dangerously close to sounding human.
 
FarBeyondDriven said:
Hypothetically, I would consider the person a queer. At some point before insertion there would have to be some clue. I think you would know if you were hitting an asshole instead of a vagina. A vagina is pre-lubed. What ever happened to feeling the tits. And surely they stuck their hands down this dude boxers and felt a set of hairy balls with a pole.

Yes, the person is a queer. And should damn sure drink only at home

hahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!
 
OMEGA said:
so let me get this straight, if you don't blow a load.......then your not gay correct???????

FEW!:)

Well in otherwords when you found out you should split or kill the fruitcake. Man, I don't know what I would do. Yuck!!!
 
for so long i thought this thread was about haveing sex with a transit worker
 
well, this thread answers Cornholio's plea in another thread to know why Omega has posted so much about transsexuals.

No, Omega, intercrural sex with a chick with a dick does not make you gay for the reason that gay men are disinterested in sex with women, make-believe or otherwise.

You are simply a pervert. :)
 
musclebrains said:
well, this thread answers Cornholio's plea in another thread to know why Omega has posted so much about transsexuals.

No, Omega, intercrural sex with a chick with a dick does not make you gay for the reason that gay men are disinterested in sex with women, make-believe or otherwise.

You are simply a pervert. :)


cornholios thread????????
 
and again this is a hypo thetical

and again all the resent trannie hub bub is for humors sake.

who does not find trannies humorous???:)
 
trannies are humorous - but not if you have accidently slept with one...then they are just plain scary...

...transit workers are ALWAYS humorous - especially if you have accidently slept with one...
 
FarBeyondDriven said:
Hypothetically, I would consider the person a queer. At some point before insertion there would have to be some clue. I think you would know if you were hitting an asshole instead of a vagina. A vagina is pre-lubed. What ever happened to feeling the tits. And surely they stuck their hands down this dude boxers and felt a set of hairy balls with a pole.

Yes, the person is a queer. And should damn sure drink only at home

I agree!!!! You'd have to notice somewhere before inserting.
 
kingjohn said:
i think if you "accidentally" had sex with a tranny, you need to be a little bit more discriminating about the people who you give your cock to. Its got to have happened before though LOL!!

Wasn't eddie murphy with one? FREAKY

Yeah, picked her up in West Hollywood, cruzin' around in his limo. Of course, he claimed he was just trying to help out the poor old soul with a lift....and, then, of course, he was caught again.
 
OK, it wasn't a limo:

The Death of Eddie Murphy's Infamous Passenger
by Joal Ryan
May 1, 1998, 8:00 AM PT

A strange, final--fatal--twist to the story of the transsexual hooker who got a headline-making car ride from Eddie Murphy.

Atison Seiuli died in an accidental fall from her Los Angeles apartment on April 22, it's now being reported.

The 21-year-old--listed by police as a female--was found lying face down on the sidewalk. She was clad only in a bra, pants and a towel.

Police say Seiuli, who had locked herself out of her apartment, tried to swing on the towel from the apartment's roof to a nearby open window. She missed.

News of Seiuli's death comes almost a year to the day--May 2, 1997--when she was busted for an outstanding warrant for prostitution while in the company of Murphy.

The embarrassing incident--for Murphy--involved the movie funnyman picking up Seiuli in a notorious West Hollywood hooker zone. (The same neighborhood where Hugh Grant got busted with Miss Divine Brown in 1996.)

Murphy said he was just being a "good Samaritan," offering Seiuli a ride in his Toyota Land Cruiser. Undercover cops, who pulled over Murphy's car, said they were just informing The Nutty Professor his passenger was a prostitute.

Seiuli was busted for the warrant violation; Murphy wasn't busted for anything. Police said he didn't do anything illegal. His attorney said the married father of three was just "trying to do someone a favor."
 
The word "trannie" doesn't apply to a transexual. It applies to a transmission. Stop clogging up and confusing the english language.



"If You Accidentley Have Sex With A Trannie, Are You Gay? "

Yes, next question.
 
No you are not gay. Repressed homosexual men get married, etc. and have sex with women - but they are still gay. Your sexual orientation is defined by what turns you on. If the transvestite looked like a convincing woman then it was the femininity that turned you on.

In general the men who have sex with transvestities are straight. I am gay and I wouldn't want to have sex with someone who looked like a woman.
 
one other thing.... I think it is very unethical for someone to take advantage of a drunk person. It was also unethical of that transvestite not to tell you before you started having sex that she/he was a transvestite - unless of course she/he assumed that you realised this.
 
OMEGA,


THIS KITTEN THINKS YOU ARE A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL. YOU ARE BUT HALF A MAN. IN FACT, YOU ARE PROBABLY MORE FEMININE THAN YOU ARE MASCULINE.

NOW TELL THIS KITTEN THAT IM RIGHT.




MEOW!
 
musclebrains said:


Yeah, sure, right. :google:


(nervously thinking, in front of computer, palms sweating, assessing sexuality, and wondering, why does fabios' web site seem so applealing???)

ah, no!:smash:
 
OMEGA said:



(nervously thinking, in front of computer, palms sweating, assessing sexuality, and wondering, why does fabios' web site seem so applealing???)

ah, no!:smash:

LOL@Fabio. A few years ago during a trip to West Hollywood, I worked out at 24 hour fitness. And who happened to be on the damn bike beside me? Fabio himself.

This was not too long after the tragic accident in which a bird flew into his face on a rollercoaster ride, turning him into something that looked worse than the elephant man or that kid with the same disorder in the Cher movie.

Fabio deigned to say hey to me so I said hey back and told him how sorry I was to have heard about his terrible, terrible accident. He sniffed and said thanks. :bawling:
 
musclebrains said:


LOL@Fabio. A few years ago during a trip to West Hollywood, ...



WEST HOLLYWOOD? HMMMMM .... VERY INTERESTING ...
 
if your seriuos than that sucks.....i mean his face is his career,

no face no dinero$

well at least you were nice to him,

if he is really disfigured, i bet people don't even give him the time of day...that would really hurt psychologically
 
well if you stuck your cock in and didnt feel the balls........a. you really didnt feel them........b. you didnt want to admit to yourself that you just felt them........c. your gay and knew it and loved it, and just dont know how to come to terms with being gay.:D
 
OMEGA said:
if your seriuos than that sucks.....i mean his face is his career,

no face no dinero$

well at least you were nice to him,

if he is really disfigured, i bet people don't even give him the time of day...that would really hurt psychologically

Oh for god's sake, here: :nopity:

His face was fully healed.

And, yeah, Kitten, I did my doctoral work in Santa Barbara and cleared my head at least one weekend a month for 3 years in America's Sodom. Me, Fabio, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Sabato.
 
musclebrains said:


Oh for god's sake, here: :nopity:

His face was fully healed.

And, yeah, Kitten, I did my doctoral work in Santa Barbara and cleared my head at least one weekend a month for 3 years in America's Sodom. Me, Fabio, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Sabato.

screw you and your whole platoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always figured you to be the NILES type.....the guy from FRASIER
 
YES, MY CAPS ARE LOCKED. WHEN THIS KITTEN MEOWS, EVERYONE LISTENS!
 
Of course you are not gay!. Why would a gay man be attracted to someone who looks like a woman! :p

btw, a "trannie" is slang for transsexual NOT transvestite. A transsexual is someone who has had their gender changed through hormone therapy and surgery. A transvestite is a man dressed as a woman. :bright:
 
vatech15 said:


Actually that guy was a transvestite. Just a man dressed like a woman. A transexual is one who has had a sex change operation.

To answer the orginal question, no you are not gay if you "accidentally" have sex with a trannie. But my question is how in the world, even if you are drunk, stick your penis up a guy's ass, and you don't even know he's a guy until you're bumping nuts against each other? My god...that's what foreplay is for...to let you know what the other person is "working with."

Agreed. One must do some due dilligence before sticking one's dick in certain places...

If you can't tell a dude's ass from a chic's puss, you have bigger issues that worrying about being gay!
 
will this thread die?????

well I took the test...and I am a whopping 37% GAY according to the test.

I actually answered all questions to the best of my abilities.


:(:)
 
Island son....how did you score.


from my superficial meeting with you I would say that you are 57% GAY give or take 2%

am I right?
 
OMEGA said:
Island son....how did you score.
from my superficial meeting with you I would say that you are 57% GAY give or take 2%

am I right?

fuck that. Those numbers are random. Don't prove anything.
Anyway, I forgot :rolleyes:
 
Island Son said:
Any cocktail waitresses around here??? :D


MUSCLEBRAINS is our resident intellectual cocktail waitress.

his avatar says it all.

it is a 8th century wood cut featuring a trannie with a sun for a head.

(flame sign) ,he is wearing a fashionable yet austere pettie coat, and a hula skirt.

you can't see the skirt but it is there.

unfortunatly to get the time of day from MUSCLEBRAINS you have to read him prose from Shakespeare, and feed him rare dutch chocolates.

any thing less simply wont do.
 
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LOL...bwahahahahah...close, very close!

It's time I change that avatar, anyway. Will you send me your picture, please, Smegma? I want to be you.
 
I kew you would like it sweat heart.

and no you can't be me.

plus i like the avatar you got...

a pic of me wont do you justice.


:angel:
 
OMEGA said:
his avatar says it all.

it is a 8th century wood cut featuring a trannie with a sun for a head.

Here I thought it was "El Seed" from Tick.
or maybe the Sun, like on Teletubbies.
 
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