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Christmas Cake Recipe ***a must try***
Christmas cake recipe!!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka
again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the vodka is still OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the
mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets
stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a screwscriver. Sample the vodka to
check for consisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
gives a shit.
Check the vodka. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through
the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
that's what i would bring!
Christmas cake recipe!!
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
lots of nuts
1 bottle Vodka
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka
again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure
the vodka is still OK. Try another cup .... just in case. Turn off the
mixer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried fruit gets
stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a screwscriver. Sample the vodka to
check for consisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who
gives a shit.
Check the vodka. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven
and piss in the fridge. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through
the window, finish the vodka and kick the cat. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
that's what i would bring!Bikini Mod
New member
Tequila, of course!
smallmovesal
New member
not tequila... vodka!
an i'd bring this really good greek dip recipe and min pitas to dip with mmmm
an i'd bring this really good greek dip recipe and min pitas to dip with mmmm
Sassy69
New member
Dayum... a food orgy just took a turn for the worse / better?? 
Let's see if Cornholio will bring some of his famous Quad cake, crackerlinebacker can bring that wonderful rump roast & some of that fine back bacon, and luvtolift can bring his tube steak and clams, kronkette can bring kronky & Azia, well... pauly can be the centerpiece!
Let's see if Cornholio will bring some of his famous Quad cake, crackerlinebacker can bring that wonderful rump roast & some of that fine back bacon, and luvtolift can bring his tube steak and clams, kronkette can bring kronky & Azia, well... pauly can be the centerpiece!
VooDoo Lady
New member
GHB Just the thought of it....
How about some E instead?
BrickGirl
New member
I like E much much better, but during my dieting, only GHB is on the list 
E takes to much out of me, it kinda acts as a diuretic, and I feel dead the next couple of days, 5HTP helps out a little, but not enough, where as GHB, you get about 1/2 the effect of E but without any ill effects 
E takes to much out of me, it kinda acts as a diuretic, and I feel dead the next couple of days, 5HTP helps out a little, but not enough, where as GHB, you get about 1/2 the effect of E but without any ill effects I was trying to think of a funny thread that we would all have a good laugh about, when I can up with this covered dish THING...........................BUT DAMN.!!!!!.............I SURE WISH IT WAS POSSIBLE.....at least we all know who would be coming and what WE would expect them to BRING!
SteelWeaver
New member
Pizza. With double cheese. And artichokes. And asparagus.
But I'd love to try ashe's Christmas Cake!
But I'd love to try ashe's Christmas Cake!
N
new@gettinbig
Guest
I second the GHB Along w/ some good ol turkey and stuffing...mashed potatos...dinner rolls.....pies..fudge..cake...oops getting carried away..I would be satisfied w/ the G alone!!!
Along w/ some good ol turkey and stuffing...mashed potatos...dinner rolls.....pies..fudge..cake...oops getting carried away..I would be satisfied w/ the G alone!!!
how about AS grab bags???
Put in some Anavar....some Winny trial sizes....some Primo....
oh...and some Fat Burner grab bags too....some Ripped Fuel...my personal favorite...some clen & T3....
Put in some Anavar....some Winny trial sizes....some Primo....
oh...and some Fat Burner grab bags too....some Ripped Fuel...my personal favorite...some clen & T3....
P
Pamela
Guest
How about some bean dip with Velveta Cheese with Chips!
I like the grab bag idea!
I like the grab bag idea!
Phemomena
New member
Hannibal said:
GOOD CALL!!! I actually am quite a good cook. However with this group of "gear girls"...I think condoms would be a good idea.
Besides since someone already said Vodka (Grey Goose of course)...I'll be a sport and bring the wine
hehe... only if its zin... and i can have a bottle to myself...
Hmm...I'm taking it that my almond coconut chocolate truffles aren't on the clean list?? Are you sure...2 pounds of powdered sugar, evap. milk, 1 1/2 pounds of butter...couple pounds of coconut...almonds..chocolate....sounds pretty healthy to me.
Then again, I'm the girl who's always tried to justify that mint chocolate chip ice cream is a well balanced mean-- dairy, mint it a veggie, chocolate is a bean....
Kate
PS- Gotta have some rum too....
Then again, I'm the girl who's always tried to justify that mint chocolate chip ice cream is a well balanced mean-- dairy, mint it a veggie, chocolate is a bean....
Kate
PS- Gotta have some rum too....
G
Golfer18--old
Guest
Steak, a big ass juicy steak.
