Sounds to me like you could use a new identity brother. You definitely will not be able to get into the FBI because of the OTH release from the Military. The traffic tix won't hurt you so much, but still isn't gonna help either. You MIGHT be able to get into a local Law Enforcement Agency, and then move on to State though. The only qualifications that you need for local in my State are that you are 21, do not have any felony charges, have a GED or HS Diploma, have a current Drivers Liscense, and have completed the Act120 program. That is kinda slim imo, for qualifying for a job where you have a liscense to kill basically, and to take away someonmes freedom.