if i were rich

[habitualhealth]

in something other than charming wit and superior good looks.....i'd pay to fly all of my fav EFers down for my competition May 12th.











.......wouldn't cost much considering i don't like any of you.

 

[reno240]

in something other than charming wit and superior good looks.....i'd pay to fly all of my fav EFers down for my competition May 12th.











.......wouldn't cost much considering i don't like any of you.

Then why do you have to be rich? It's free to fly down nobody. Besides, people would have to actually accept your invitation.

 

[habitualhealth]

Then why do you have to be rich? Besides, people would have to actually accept your invitation.

duh, i'd have to pay them. ur bright this morning.

 

[jack sparrow]

Even me?

 

[EnderJE]

I would go...and bring eggs for when you go up on stage...

 

[reno240]

duh, i'd have to pay them. ur bright this morning.

The time change - the rainy morning - cut me some slack will ya?

 

[habitualhealth]

Even me?

omg ur still alive??


i was gonna buy you a pulse with all my richness.

 

[habitualhealth]

I would go...and bring eggs for when you go up on stage...

awwwww, i'd need baked pots tho. and a half of a crushed ice cube.

i was so dehydrated i couldn't even lick my own sweat last year.

 

[H_T_]

i would boo the fuck out of you & then turn your face into a strudel.

 

[jack sparrow]

omg ur still alive??


i was gonna buy you a pulse with all my richness.

Yep yep...VERY busy lately....only this time, it's not work

 

[EnderJE]

awwwww, i'd need baked pots tho. and a half of a crushed ice cube.

i was so dehydrated i couldn't even lick my own sweat last year.

If anyone else was saying this...I'd hurl.

Because it's you...it's sexy!

 

[H_T_]

btw, it looks like Muhammed Ali did your make up....

 

[blueta2]

that would be cool....but I am afraid to fly, can you have a limo come get me?

 

[habitualhealth]

i would boo the fuck out of you & then turn your face into a strudel.

you know that'd warm my heart and bring the purtiest smile to my face.


make sure you bring "HH ROCKS" signs.

 

[jack sparrow]

make sure you bring "HH ROCKS" signs.

I got one of those hanging in my garage...

 

[habitualhealth]

that would be cool....but I am afraid to fly, can you have a limo come get me?

yes, and drive you all the way here.


wine of choice for the ride?

 

[beefcake28]

I got one of those hanging in my garage...

Don't we all...

 

[blueta2]

yes, and drive you all the way here.


wine of choice for the ride?

A nice Cabernet Sauvignon pref. from California. Oh and can I get some Doritos to go with that?!

 

[habitualhealth]

A nice Cabernet Sauvignon pref. from California. Oh and can I get some Doritos to go with that?!

oh my...i love doritos. i dip them (use to or when im pmsing) in sour cream.


is that weird?

 

[jerkbox]

oh my...i love doritos. i dip them (use to or when im pmsing) in sour cream.


is that weird?

I put them on turkey sammiches (when i'm PMSing)

 

[habitualhealth]

I put them on turkey sammiches (when i'm PMSing)

you have potential to be my bestest friend forever.

 

[blueta2]

oh my...i love doritos. i dip them (use to or when im pmsing) in sour cream.


is that weird?

oh no, not weird......but suggestive, now I am going to need sour cream in the limo as well.

 

[habitualhealth]

oh no, not weird......but suggestive, now I am going to need sour cream in the limo as well.

i'll be sure to supply a vat of a dorito assortment and a lard tub of sour cream.





i'll toss in some orbitz gum cuz ur breath'll be kickin' after that.

 

[blueta2]

i'll be sure to supply a vat of a dorito assortment and a lard tub of sour cream.


i'll toss in some orbitz gum cuz ur breath'll be kickin' after that.

Oh and can u get a limo driver that looks like Hugh Jackman, I mean it will be a longgggggggggggg drive!

 

[habitualhealth]

Oh and can u get a limo driver that looks like Hugh Jackman, I mean it will be a longgggggggggggg drive!

sorry, aap cut me a deal....

 

[superqt4u2nv]

If you were rich you should buy me a boob job I will foot the bill to your show myself good deal eh.

 

[habitualhealth]

If you were rich you should buy me a boob job I will foot the bill to your show myself good deal eh.

ur avi confused me...i thought you were smurfy you sly lil deviant you.

 

[blueta2]

sorry, aap cut me a deal....

lol......man, ok well then supply enough xanax so I can't tell the diff

 

[habitualhealth]

lol......man, ok well then supply enough xanax so I can't tell the diff

there isn't a supplier big enough.



doritos are in abundance tho.

 

[nefertiti]

I still can't figure out if this is all some ongoing joke or if you all really hate each other this much.

 

[stilleto]

I still can't figure out if this is all some ongoing joke or if you all really hate each other this much.

it's a joke, but Habitualho and I really do hate eachother.

 

[habitualhealth]

I still can't figure out if this is all some ongoing joke or if you all really hate each other this much.

i'm pretty sure i don't like you.

 

[habitualhealth]

it's a joke, but Habitualho and I really do hate eachother.

stop posting in my thread slut.

 

[digimon7068]

you wanna be a dude named rich??

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i would get that surgery to make my penis bigger

 

[GoldenDelicious]

pau for someone to fix my myspace instead, im going mad

thanks

also, you have lots of efriends holy crap

 

[habitualhealth]

pau for someone to fix my myspace instead, im going mad

thanks

also, you have lots of efriends holy crap

i'm e-wanted by man-e.


keep me on your top 1 friend and you'll quickly become popular too.


dang i'm funny.

 

[blueta2]

I still can't figure out if this is all some ongoing joke or if you all really hate each other this much.

HH is willing to overdose me on Doritos with sour cream and let me have AAP as a driver.....where is the hate there?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i'm e-wanted by man-e.


keep me on your top 1 friend and you'll quickly become popular too.


dang i'm funny.

my housemate just said that the 2 drunk aboriginals across the road would do ya

he just doesnt understand the art of the complement, that one. tsk tsk

 

[habitualhealth]

you wanna be a dude named rich??

i am a dude. but i like my name better than rich.

 

[H_T_]

$50 says she's got a brandy snifter in her hand right now....

 

[jack sparrow]

$50 says she's got a brandy snifter in her hand right now....

I'll up you $25, and say its a plastic tumbler filled all the way up.

 

[H_T_]

I'll up you $25, and say its a plastic tumbler filled all the way up.

prolly having one of her in between post meals.

 

[jack sparrow]

prolly having one of her in between post meals.

Yeah...just to get the 'ol Liver all primed up.

 

[stilleto]

stop posting in my thread slut.

this thread needed SOMETHING sexy in it.

 

[H_T_]

i thought it was going to be a finish the sentence type thread......if i were rich: i'd be fatter. is what i was thinking.....

 

[jack sparrow]

this thread needed SOMETHING sexy in it.

Please refer to post #4.

 

[youngguns]

If I was rich: I'd tell everyone.

 

[stilleto]

Please refer to post #4.

i meant, the female version.
you and HH already supplied enough male posts.

 

[Spartacus]

If I was rich: I'd tell everyone.

 

[all the whey]

this thread needed SOMETHING sexy in it.

 

[habitualhealth]

i meant, the female version.
you and HH already supplied enough male posts.

at least know who the man is around these parts.



now, go cook me some lunch, womanslut.

 

[youngguns]

SHOW ME THE MONEY!
No really if I was rich, I would just invest it and become richer.