Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below my would be part of a tag-team called "The E-Tards" w'd come out in raver clothes with pupils like a great white shark LOL. then we'd finish off out opponents with the devestating E-BOMB where i come off the top rope spinning glowsticks on the way down LOL. Mean while my partner jumps on the portable spins and mix's a bass ass club mix. then we pass out altoids that look like E. Our manager would be a hot ass chick that goes by GHB (Great-HOT-BABE). any suggestions or characters of your own. Yeah I'm bored
If I were in the WWF....
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the People's Champ
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yer such a raver
my "creation"
I would grow myself really fat like adorable adrian adonnis. I would try to sound like butterbean on the mic. I would do only a few wrestling moves and win all my matches with my finishing manoeuvre: a reverse slap shot on the chest; it would come out of nowhere and surprise my opponents. I would wear light purple tights and boots. My hair would be gray and I would shave a line in the middle of my head to create myself a never-seen-before style. I would be named the Opera master 2000 and when I'll grow older, I will change my name for the Opera mater 3000 to make the people think I am still cool. But Jim Ross would always refer to me as the big flat ass up until he becomes my manager. I would win every title in the buisness and I would team up once in a while with the Project's personna. I would have no entrance music and video; only fireworks. I would not wrestle the live shows; only the pay-per-views and Raw is war twice a month. Vince Mcmahon would pay my salary by offering me an unlimited number of the godfather's hoes. I would retire as a pro wrestler around the age of 65.
I would grow myself really fat like adorable adrian adonnis. I would try to sound like butterbean on the mic. I would do only a few wrestling moves and win all my matches with my finishing manoeuvre: a reverse slap shot on the chest; it would come out of nowhere and surprise my opponents. I would wear light purple tights and boots. My hair would be gray and I would shave a line in the middle of my head to create myself a never-seen-before style. I would be named the Opera master 2000 and when I'll grow older, I will change my name for the Opera mater 3000 to make the people think I am still cool. But Jim Ross would always refer to me as the big flat ass up until he becomes my manager. I would win every title in the buisness and I would team up once in a while with the Project's personna. I would have no entrance music and video; only fireworks. I would not wrestle the live shows; only the pay-per-views and Raw is war twice a month. Vince Mcmahon would pay my salary by offering me an unlimited number of the godfather's hoes. I would retire as a pro wrestler around the age of 65.
smallmovesal
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i'd be junkyard dog
latinoheat6u
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I'd have my legs cut off, paint my hair green, my face orange, and wear a white paint suit so, I can call my self a Lumpa Lumpa!
Ok, here I go......
I would be the Anit-Luchadore. That's right. Not only would I be much more buff and built than any Luchadore ever (why do we never see a massive Mexican? I mean the shit is legal there...) Not only would I be the biggest of them all, I would take my Anti-Luchadore attitude even further by refusing to have long hair, tattoos or do those super fag spinning leg scissors move. The hurrancarrana of course would be in my arsenal, but not that fucked up little move where they grap their waists while running from the ropes, spin up and around, wrap their ankles around the opponents head and do some little monkey flip. leg/head scissors take down I think it is called.
As a matter of fact, I would eliminate all flashy/show off moves from my selection. My offense would consist of power based pain moves. Piledrivers, brainbusters, flying elbows, DDT's, powerslams, clotheslines, that move that looks like a reverse death valley driver. sort of like holding the opponent in the Torture Rack, but running and jumping to the side like the DVD. (some Jap uses this as a finishing move).
I would never EVER win a match with some crafty little move like the sunset flip, small package or roll up pin. I would insist on complete domination of each opponent that results in submission or unconsciousness.
As the Anti-Luchador, I would dress in only one color, not five or six and spit upon the ways and customs of all the Juvies, Mysterios, and Gurerros. I would slap and beat Silver King and El Dandy around the ring like some kind of pinata. I would completely degrade each Luchadore I was in the ring with. Tear off their masks and after laying a beating on them the likes they have never seen, I would take their green card and rip into a hundred pieces and fling it into the audience.
To further humiliate them, after the match, I would venture outside and upon finding their rental car, proceed to lift and heave an enormous, white wash concrete block with ALAMO written on it through their windshield.
I would be the Anit-Luchadore. That's right. Not only would I be much more buff and built than any Luchadore ever (why do we never see a massive Mexican? I mean the shit is legal there...) Not only would I be the biggest of them all, I would take my Anti-Luchadore attitude even further by refusing to have long hair, tattoos or do those super fag spinning leg scissors move. The hurrancarrana of course would be in my arsenal, but not that fucked up little move where they grap their waists while running from the ropes, spin up and around, wrap their ankles around the opponents head and do some little monkey flip. leg/head scissors take down I think it is called.
As a matter of fact, I would eliminate all flashy/show off moves from my selection. My offense would consist of power based pain moves. Piledrivers, brainbusters, flying elbows, DDT's, powerslams, clotheslines, that move that looks like a reverse death valley driver. sort of like holding the opponent in the Torture Rack, but running and jumping to the side like the DVD. (some Jap uses this as a finishing move).
I would never EVER win a match with some crafty little move like the sunset flip, small package or roll up pin. I would insist on complete domination of each opponent that results in submission or unconsciousness.
As the Anti-Luchador, I would dress in only one color, not five or six and spit upon the ways and customs of all the Juvies, Mysterios, and Gurerros. I would slap and beat Silver King and El Dandy around the ring like some kind of pinata. I would completely degrade each Luchadore I was in the ring with. Tear off their masks and after laying a beating on them the likes they have never seen, I would take their green card and rip into a hundred pieces and fling it into the audience.
To further humiliate them, after the match, I would venture outside and upon finding their rental car, proceed to lift and heave an enormous, white wash concrete block with ALAMO written on it through their windshield.
latinoheat6u
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Jea you don't know what your talking about! Some of those Luchadores are some of the best wrestlers in the world. In America there made out to be mocked, but in Mexico there lengends. I think your just jealous of them. I bet you can't do the half of the things they can. What would you rather see a dum leg drop or something or a plancha? Like them or not they deserve our respect becuase they always come out and there bodies on the line everynight to enertain us!
Then in my second appearance that night ... (cause I am such a physical specimen that I can wrestle twice) I would be known as...
The Imposter.
As The Imposter, I would dress in solid black tights (a.k.a The LOD early years), black boots, and wear a black mask with nothing but eye holes cut in it.
My gimmick would be I would take on the characteristics of whoever I was scheduled to wrestle. But only their physical attributes. I would never talk or give interviews... I would beat Angle with the Olympic Slam and anklelock. RVD would taste his own 5 star frog splash. Austin would be hit with the Stunner or (surprise!) The Million Dollar Dream from his Ringmaster days. Jericho would tap out to the Imposter Walls. Tajiri would find himself blinded by an Imposter Mist (after I roll up the bottom of my mask) HHH would fall victim to the False Pedigree...
The Imposter.
As The Imposter, I would dress in solid black tights (a.k.a The LOD early years), black boots, and wear a black mask with nothing but eye holes cut in it.
My gimmick would be I would take on the characteristics of whoever I was scheduled to wrestle. But only their physical attributes. I would never talk or give interviews... I would beat Angle with the Olympic Slam and anklelock. RVD would taste his own 5 star frog splash. Austin would be hit with the Stunner or (surprise!) The Million Dollar Dream from his Ringmaster days. Jericho would tap out to the Imposter Walls. Tajiri would find himself blinded by an Imposter Mist (after I roll up the bottom of my mask) HHH would fall victim to the False Pedigree...
latinoheat6u said:
Not sure who Jea is...... but Jae says that as the Anti-Luchadore he would also systematically humiliate them by calling for the house microphone during the match and pausing the carnage just long enough to force them to take an English spelling test. For each word not spelled correctly, they would be awarded an elbow smash to the cranium.
Some of the words on my spelling list are
You're (as opposed to your)
Their (as opposed to there)
legends (as opposed to lengends)
dumb (as opposed to dum)
because (as opposed to becuase)
entertain (as opposed to enertain)
My first victim would be none other than Hector Garza. I would refuse to stand still while he does that silly little corkscrew move.
latinoheat6u
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I'm not all here right now becuase I just got off of work. Jae show some respect!
latinoheat6u
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Jae, I know you have a LWO shirt, so come out say Luchadores rule!!!!!!
latinoheat6u
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SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then........ I would have a reserve character that I only brought out for special occassions and all the PPV's. It would be none other than simple Me. I would be myself. I would enter the ring in blue jeans and a Tommy shirt. Now that doesn't sound all that entertaining does it? Ah........ the beauty of it though would lie in my opponents.
I would only wrestle opponents who were dressed up as wrestlers I could not stand in my early years. I would enter the ring and standing in the opposite corner would be 5....6...7.....8!!!! poor souls dressed up as various incarnations of Brutus Beefcake. Brutus.... The Butcher.... The Face of Fear... The Man with No Name.... Zodiac.... The Booty Man.... etc... When the bell rings, I would beat the living hell out of these people.
Also, I would systematically destroy each and every ID invention that Mike Rotunda has come up with. Mike Varsity. IRS. Michael Wallstreet... etc....
The Big Bossman... The Boss.... Mr Hughes..... The Guardian Angel.... etc... I would kick the living shit out of his fat ass. Anyone who has to wear a full body uniform to cover up their fat ass shouldn't be on TV.
I would wreak vengence on all the the lame ass unworthy entertainers that wasted precious tv time of my youth that could have been better served by being given to more entertaining wrestlers.
Bob Armstrong
Rick Martel
Paul Jones
Tommy Rich
Buddy Landell
Barry Darso
Barry Windham
I would book myself into Steel Toe Work Boot matches with every wrestler who has ever dared to perform barefooted.
I would cap my career off with a series of Texas Death Matches against the entire Von Erich Clan (no pun intended with the Texas Death remark)
I would only wrestle opponents who were dressed up as wrestlers I could not stand in my early years. I would enter the ring and standing in the opposite corner would be 5....6...7.....8!!!! poor souls dressed up as various incarnations of Brutus Beefcake. Brutus.... The Butcher.... The Face of Fear... The Man with No Name.... Zodiac.... The Booty Man.... etc... When the bell rings, I would beat the living hell out of these people.
Also, I would systematically destroy each and every ID invention that Mike Rotunda has come up with. Mike Varsity. IRS. Michael Wallstreet... etc....
The Big Bossman... The Boss.... Mr Hughes..... The Guardian Angel.... etc... I would kick the living shit out of his fat ass. Anyone who has to wear a full body uniform to cover up their fat ass shouldn't be on TV.
I would wreak vengence on all the the lame ass unworthy entertainers that wasted precious tv time of my youth that could have been better served by being given to more entertaining wrestlers.
Bob Armstrong
Rick Martel
Paul Jones
Tommy Rich
Buddy Landell
Barry Darso
Barry Windham
I would book myself into Steel Toe Work Boot matches with every wrestler who has ever dared to perform barefooted.
I would cap my career off with a series of Texas Death Matches against the entire Von Erich Clan (no pun intended with the Texas Death remark)
latinoheat6u said:
the only luchador I have ever liked was the Conan of old. Not Konnan of WCW, but back when he spelled his name Conan. He had long braided hair, a body like Lex Luger and he was the heavy weight champ. He would often wrestle handicap matches against three luchadore that were chubby, dressed in green pants and green half masks and had Super Frizzy brown afros.
The reminded me of the Three Stooges on Rogaine.
latinoheat6u
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You still have to respect them. SAY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
latinoheat6u
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Come on start taping those keys.
latinoheat6u
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DUDE!!!!!!!!! 
latinoheat6u
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Yes! Anytime now body.
latinoheat6u
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SAY IT!!!!!!
latinoheat6u
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I'll be back!!!!
the nature boy
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come on Jae! You don't like El Dandy? Or Silver King? You know you do!
If I were a wrestler, I'd be one of the biggest shit talkers ever. I'd be a combination of Ric Flair (my idol), Big Poppa Pump and The Cat Ernest Miller. I'd do some struttin' and dancin'. And I'd come in with women all the time.
Ric Flair by far has the best mic skills ever. The shit he'd talk about walking the aisle, making his opponents bleed and sweat, calling himself space mountain, talkin' about stylin' and profilin' was the best.
Big Poppa Pump's specialty was insulting white trash. Man he was good at it. He'd say phrases like: "All you tobacco chewin', rodeo ridin', gas pumpin' rednecks in Charlotte can kiss my ass." Or "When I came to Yackima (Seattle ?), I knew that finding a woman would like finding a needle in a haystack". Or my favorite "It's obvious by looking at this crowd in Cincinatti, that we don't live in a perfect world. But you're looking at a perfect body. A genetic freak." Plus he'd talk about pushing the pink and all of his freaks. I loved that shit.
And last but not least, the Cat. He was one of the best black shit talkers ever. He had this southern drawl that made everything sound better. He was excellent at insulting whatever town he was in, an easy way to become a heel. Or he's find that imaginary fat kid in the crowd to humiliate. "don't be talkin' to me fat boy. look at that fat boy, with that stupid lookin' cowboy hat. it's too damn small for your fat head. Don't make me come down there and whup you son. These hands are registered weapons." Or he' be like "I challenge anybody in the back to a match. And if I lose I'll never come back to this damn town for a year!" Like that was going to kill the people of that town if the Cat didn't show up. Or his signature line was "Somebody call my momma, I'm gonna whoop somebody!"
And I'd start my in ring speeches with "Let me tell you something....." Or use phrases like "when it's all said and done...." and "at the end of the day...."
If I were a wrestler, I'd be one of the biggest shit talkers ever. I'd be a combination of Ric Flair (my idol), Big Poppa Pump and The Cat Ernest Miller. I'd do some struttin' and dancin'. And I'd come in with women all the time.
Ric Flair by far has the best mic skills ever. The shit he'd talk about walking the aisle, making his opponents bleed and sweat, calling himself space mountain, talkin' about stylin' and profilin' was the best.
Big Poppa Pump's specialty was insulting white trash. Man he was good at it. He'd say phrases like: "All you tobacco chewin', rodeo ridin', gas pumpin' rednecks in Charlotte can kiss my ass." Or "When I came to Yackima (Seattle ?), I knew that finding a woman would like finding a needle in a haystack". Or my favorite "It's obvious by looking at this crowd in Cincinatti, that we don't live in a perfect world. But you're looking at a perfect body. A genetic freak." Plus he'd talk about pushing the pink and all of his freaks. I loved that shit.
And last but not least, the Cat. He was one of the best black shit talkers ever. He had this southern drawl that made everything sound better. He was excellent at insulting whatever town he was in, an easy way to become a heel. Or he's find that imaginary fat kid in the crowd to humiliate. "don't be talkin' to me fat boy. look at that fat boy, with that stupid lookin' cowboy hat. it's too damn small for your fat head. Don't make me come down there and whup you son. These hands are registered weapons." Or he' be like "I challenge anybody in the back to a match. And if I lose I'll never come back to this damn town for a year!" Like that was going to kill the people of that town if the Cat didn't show up. Or his signature line was "Somebody call my momma, I'm gonna whoop somebody!"
And I'd start my in ring speeches with "Let me tell you something....." Or use phrases like "when it's all said and done...." and "at the end of the day...."
You will be looking around and shaking your head and you will say... "Mean Gene? Mean Gene...... what's CAUSIN all of this."
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I like Raliegh. I like Charolette. I like Virginia. I like ChiTown, Nashville, Atlanta, Greensboro, I like em all. What I really like is when I am walking through airport, when I walk into a five star resturant, when I walk into Ted Turners Office, each and everyone of those people who look this way all say...."Here comes 'THE' World Heavyweight Wrestling champ."
WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I like Raliegh. I like Charolette. I like Virginia. I like ChiTown, Nashville, Atlanta, Greensboro, I like em all. What I really like is when I am walking through airport, when I walk into a five star resturant, when I walk into Ted Turners Office, each and everyone of those people who look this way all say...."Here comes 'THE' World Heavyweight Wrestling champ."
latinoheat6u
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Damit! Still no answer! Now I can't sleep for sure.
the nature boy
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Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean...... WHOOOOOOOOOOO........ GEEEEEEEEEEENNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. We are in Carlotte North Carolina!!!! And by God I am the Nature Boy!!!! Hey you!!! Shut when I'm talking!!! Son, I'll make a woman out of your mother. I'll make her ride Space Mountain all night long and she'll be saying, Whoo! Whoo!!!
the nature boy
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Jae said:
I'd add:
Lex Luger
Ronnie Garvin
Demolition (which does include barry darsow - good call on him BTW he sucked)
El Gigante
There was one wrestler that came into the ring (WCW) playing with orchresta music, I think he was called the Maistro
The Bushwackers
Public Enemy (Oh I hated them)
The Nasty Boys
Berlin
Disco Inferno
I'm sure there's more.
TheProject
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The Nature Boy said:
Isn't that Spanish for "the Dandy"? I forget...
latinoheat6u
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jae if you had some class you would.........You know what? That's ok becuase I know everyone else and you know Lucha libre rocks!!!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!!! DOOooooo IIIiiiTttttt!!!!!!! NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, your not cool!!! 
latinoheat6u said:I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jae if you had some class you would.........You know what? That's ok becuase I know everyone else and you know Lucha libre rocks!!!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!!!! DOOooooo IIIiiiTttttt!!!!!!! NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man, your not cool!!!
Stop it man, please. This is too funny. I am really laughing out loud.latinoheat6u
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I'm serious here. Jae you will say it, oh yeah you will say it.
Re: my "creation"
Do you remember when the legion of doom changed their name to LOD 2000 and brought a new music? It was sad.
What I do remember being funny is the Road Dogg's comment on the legion of doom's new name. The funniest thing I've ever heard live on Raw. The new age outlaws were the tag team champs at the time and they were bad guys (their greatest time!). It goes like this:
Road dogg: - You know what? you can try and pollish an old turd all day but in the end, it is always still duedue. (I don'T know how to spell that last word) But I guess you know what it means by the context. I am sure this comment made the fans realize the truth and it killed their name. Some funny shit!
tomlays said:
Do you remember when the legion of doom changed their name to LOD 2000 and brought a new music? It was sad.
What I do remember being funny is the Road Dogg's comment on the legion of doom's new name. The funniest thing I've ever heard live on Raw. The new age outlaws were the tag team champs at the time and they were bad guys (their greatest time!). It goes like this:
Road dogg: - You know what? you can try and pollish an old turd all day but in the end, it is always still duedue. (I don'T know how to spell that last word) But I guess you know what it means by the context. I am sure this comment made the fans realize the truth and it killed their name. Some funny shit!
latinoheat6u
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Jae your a punk! Say it now!!!
