If i were a lesbian

[SoKlueles]

I would want Smurfy for my girlfriend
she is sweet and smart

 

[hamstershaver]

you munch carpet now anyways

 

[CFZB]

And You Would Hook it Up for Me Right?

 

[evansteve]

I dunno, she's taken.

Lumberg might get pretty pissed.

 

[SoKlueles]

lumberg could wait in line
dang hammy i dont munch carpet

 

[perkele]

I would want Smurfy for my girlfriend
she is sweet and smart

And then what? Please feel free to tell us. Remember to go in to the details, thanks. Much appriciated.

 

[Devastation]

lesbians = totally awesome

 

[SoKlueles]

And then what? Please feel free to tell us. Remember to go in to the details, thanks. Much appriciated.

i dont wnat this moved to bts sorry
mods are picky around here

 

[The Shadow]

I been licking this carpet for an hour and I still dont feel like no damn lesbian

 

[wootoom]

youre so sweet soklu. how thoughtful

 

[perkele]

i dont wnat this moved to bts sorry
mods are picky around here

I will always move it back.

You can start now.

 

[SoKlueles]

I will have to wait till smurfy gets on

 

[EnderJE]

I been licking this carpet for an hour and I still dont feel like no damn lesbian

lol...try steam cleaning it...

 

[jaded]

If I were a lesbian, I'd hook up with JerseyArt. No, wait, I already am. Does that make me a lesbian?

 

[Sub-Zero]

If I were a lesbian, I'd hook up with JerseyArt. No, wait, I already am. Does that make me a lesbian?

your with JA?

 

[jerseyart]

If I were a lesbian, I'd hook up with JerseyArt. No, wait, I already am. Does that make me a lesbian?

She's just confused cause Im pretty like a woman

 

[PICK3]

I been licking this carpet for an hour and I still dont feel like no damn lesbian

pour some tuna juice on it first

 

[velvett]

I been licking this carpet for an hour and I still dont feel like no damn lesbian

try the other room..........

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

If I was a lesbian......I still wouldn't get any

 

[Scotsman]

I been licking this carpet for an hour and I still dont feel like no damn lesbian

My mom said that if I want to be a lesbian I have to listen to the indigo girls.LOL

Soklu- funny coincidence if I were a lesbian I'd want to hook up with Smurfy too, of course I have always felt like a lesbian trapped in a man's body

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[The Shadow]

try the other room..........

....slide over

 

[PICK3]

I like this topic.

That's what we need around here ... more lesbo discussion.

 

[from zero]

I saw these two ugly broads walking down the street holding hands.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

I would want Smurfy for my girlfriend
she is sweet and smart

I would do that playmatesky chick w/ the DDs!

 

[Scotsman]

I would do that playmatesky chick w/ the DDs!

Actually with Smurfy already taken I think you might be my number one choice.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Actually with Smurfy already taken I think you might be my number one choice.

Cheers,
Scotsman

if i were a lesbian- we woudl do a 3-some

 

[Scotsman]

if i were a lesbian- we woudl do a 3-some

If you only did it once then it's just experimenting and not really being a lesbian.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[SoKlueles]

dammit wheres smurfy
tell her about this danged thread
i gotta work =

 

[jackangel]

here kitty kitty kitty

 

[coverguy]

i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

;p

 

[sasharawkz]

if I were a lesbian.....oh wait, I already am

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay Soklueles....Smurfy and I will have to duke it out for you.....

 

[SoKlueles]

Okay Soklueles....Smurfy and I will have to duke it out for you.....

awwwwwwww ur so sweet
dang smurfy never saw this

 

[Lestat]

I would want Smurfy for my girlfriend
she is sweet and smart

100% agree

 

[SoKlueles]

100% agree

back off bitch

 

[velvett]

if I were a lesbian.....oh wait, I already am

Best answer yet!

 

[Lestat]

back off bitch

ill fight you for her

 

[SoKlueles]

if I were a lesbian.....oh wait, I already am

hey miss iron angels

 

[Smurfy]

I have fantasized about going down on a fine woman.

 

[PICK3]

I have fantasized about going down on a fine woman.

Really? Or, are you just saying that for our benefit?

 

[Smurfy]

Really? Or, are you just saying that for our benefit?

I am completely serious. Ive fantasized about it, never come close to doing it though. Probably never will.

 

[PICK3]

I am completely serious. Ive fantasized about it, never come close to doing it though. Probably never will.

That's interesting.

I know chicks that like to say that just to get a rise out of guys.

 

[Smurfy]

That's interesting.

I know chicks that like to say that just to get a rise out of guys.

If i were going to lie, Id just say that I have had a drunken one night sexual experience with a fine woman. right? LOL

 

[PICK3]

If i were going to lie, Id just say that I have had a drunken one night sexual experience with a fine woman. right? LOL

Now you're talking! You're saying that in your lowest raspy voice ... right?

 

[Smurfy]

And I want to say Thank You to SoKlu for being such a sweetheart.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

I would want Smurfy for my girlfriend
she is sweet and smart

I'll pay fifty dollars for a video!

 

[SoKlueles]

And I want to say Thank You to SoKlu for being such a sweetheart.

YAYYYYYYYY curiosity finally got her and she read this

you are too gf

 

[PICK3]

I'll pay fifty dollars for a video!

I'd match that!

With all the perves here these 2 young ladies could retire early.

 

[BUBBLES]

I would go for GoldenDelicious

 

[Smurfy]

wait i thought you left? wait who are you.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

Something tells me that if we were to get you two in a room together with some alcohol.........the kitty fur would be flying.

 

[SoKlueles]

um kitty fur??

 

[Gymgurl]

What fur????lol

 

[SoKlueles]

its c ute that this hasnt been moved to bts
it isnt really REALLY a sexual thread, just a normal every day thread