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If I was single...

slat1

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Who would go out on a date with me?

*no guys please. This is strictly for the ladies and hot tgirls.. LOL
 
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It's spelled A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E, not S-I-N-G-L-E

geez you didn't do so well in spelling class did ya?
 
alien amp pharm said:
It's spelled A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E, not S-I-N-G-L-E

geez you didn't do so well in spelling class did ya?

You obviously read the directions about no "men"
 
Um, I dunno...you seem to be WAY to much in the porn stuff for my taste.
....but then I really don't know you so :whatever: I could be wrong. That is just the impression I have gotten from some of your post.
 
alien amp pharm said:
It's spelled A-T-T-R-A-C-T-I-V-E, not S-I-N-G-L-E

geez you didn't do so well in spelling class did ya?


Someone slap aap... :)
 
Lots of porn is fine w/ me & I want to see the legendary abs in real life.


Only if I can rub your bald head once too.
 
ksharp01 said:
Um, I dunno...you seem to be WAY to much in the porn stuff for my taste.
....but then I really don't know you so :whatever: I could be wrong. That is just the impression I have gotten from some of your post.

I have not seen a porn movie in over 6 years.
I don't look at magazines. I do look at net porn. No videos, just pictures.
I will admit I don't fully open up about myself on this board. Just a small part of my life.
 
slat1 said:
You obviously read the directions about no "men"

I am just being mean since you constantly turn me away like a loaded Glock with no safety.
 
Sassy69 said:
Lots of porn is fine w/ me & I want to see the legendary abs in real life.


Only if I can rub your bald head once too.

The abs are not what they used to be. They should be back in full form this summer.
Rub away baby :p :evil:
 
slat1 said:
I have not seen a porn movie in over 6 years.
I don't look at magazines. I do look at net porn. No videos, just pictures.
I will admit I don't fully open up about myself on this board. Just a small part of my life.


That is why I said I may be wrong. It is hard to REALLY know someone from here imo.
Now, just to set the record straight.......I am no prude, a fuck flick from time to time is fine and even normal.
 
slat1 said:
The abs are not what they used to be. They should be back in full form this summer.
Rub away baby :p :evil:


I wanna see :)

if in gallery, I can't get into it from work (work restricted site)
 
ksharp01 said:
I wanna see :)

if in gallery, I can't get into it from work (work restricted site)

This is from Jan 19th. I was a little over 250 in it.

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slat1 i will come to nh and hook you up with alot of ladies in concord where i grew up.. Just flash your abs lol.. I will only go if i can get my abs to somewhat look like yours lol
 
lmao
Ok Honestly I would not be able to. You are a nice guy and all that mushy business. However you soooo remind me of my oldest brother, even looking like him a tad bit..Maybe if you did not look like him I would if I werent with n2 and all that.
 
Is that cauliflower shaped gyno around your nipple?

You need more femera than we thought.
 
Oh forgot to add... single or not... I would have you biting the pillows so hard, you would be shitting feathers for a week.
 
slat1 said:
The abs are not what they used to be. They should be back in full form this summer.
Rub away baby :p :evil:


Hun, your abs are like pizza - even on a shitty day they still taste good.
 
AAP said:
Oh forgot to add... single or not... I would have you biting the pillows so hard, you would be shitting feathers for a week.

:worried:

I always figured I would be the pitcher if I was gay...
 
Sassy69 said:
Hun, your abs are like pizza - even on a shitty day they still taste good.

This is some funny shit right here. Not because it isn't true, but because the analogy is so damn fantastic.
 
Hey slat, you're a good man. At least you're getting some replies. When I tried a thread like this, I got some sympathy posts from the ladies.

Knock em dead bro.
 
Where would you take me on said date? And how much would you spend? :qt:
 
ksharp01 said:
Um, I dunno...you seem to be WAY to much in the porn stuff for my taste.
....but then I really don't know you so :whatever: I could be wrong. That is just the impression I have gotten from some of your post.

How bout me K? wanna a pic?
 
Frisky said:
Where would you take me on said date? And how much would you spend? :qt:

I would stop for drinks on the way to dinner.
We would be having sex in a dumpster after two drinks.
 
slat1 said:
I would stop for drinks on the way to dinner.
We would be having sex in a dumpster after two drinks.


having sex in a dumpster is so hot.. only if it is loaded with smelly garbage
 
ksharp01 said:
That is why I said I may be wrong. It is hard to REALLY know someone from here imo.
Now, just to set the record straight.......I am no prude, a fuck flick from time to time is fine and even normal.


Oh man
 
slat1 said:
I would stop for drinks on the way to dinner.
We would be having sex in a dumpster after two drinks.

sheesh... a dumpster... or is that sex in my dumpster? :worried:
 
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