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addickt

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Sorry if I have offended anyone, it was not my intention.
Unfortunatley I cannot rescind remarks that already made
Cornholio- I think you misunderstood some of my comments
Knowing, what I know now, I would have obstained

My apologies,
You have my apologies

Do what you want to do, I have apologized.
I usually dont apologize, But I concede
Censorship is wrong, but I guess i overstepped my bounds
Kitties are very cute.

I just try to add humor and a little cross dressing to the board, is that so wrong?
 
I was offended. Send me some vicodin and valiums. I love those. Ever notice it's the v- words that are the best. Valium, Vicodin, Vagina. Coincidence? I think not.
 
yeah. finding those is like finding the pot of gold on the end of the rainbow. All i meet is whores.
 
Those whores you are meeting are the Virgins that came to me....:D

Just kidding, I am a troll that lives in a train station and eats roaches. I also drive have a pet aardvark named " Fuck Me"

I used to drive a Pinto but I had to sell it to buy grain alcohol and rock salt.

Endorphins make people happy.
 
Johnny... shut your hatchet wound and tell me when you are gonna meet up with me? Is it Saturday? If it is tommorow.. you are in for a suprise!!
 
I agree... stick with your guns... just aim your shots a little better... try to stay above the belt when putting together your side of the argument.

C
 
I will assume this is sincere if the actions back it up.

If not - the beatings will continue until morale improves.
 
Really? Well spank my ass and call me Wanda then:D
And I guess nobody has noticed I am not apologizing
That is all.
 
well wtf did i miss??

and addickt.. take that shit back nigga.. anti-christs do NOT apologize.. EVER!!!

damn blud.. nut it up and get back in the game..
 
Damn.. i still don't get it
I must have missed something
Did you go overboard somehow?

Jeez.. was it about religion
Even these supposedly open minded liberals
Seem to take their religion to extremes
Unfortunately.. i do not
Sometimes i offend them

For what it's worth
Uncle sam banned religion from govt for a reason
Can you guess why
K.. i'll tell you

America is all about being able to hold what ever opinion and belief you want

Go to another country if you don't like it.
Or you could just not read my threads
All i want is for someone to
Tell me if jesus fucked a goat..
 
smallmovesal said:
ask fro... he should know if the boy was into goats.

addickt... can i hug you and make it better? :)
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Please can I have a hug smalls? I will trade you a Weebil Wobble for a peck on the cheek.:D

Smalls if i am ever gone will you please write a Haiku for me?
Thanks
 
decem said:
Damn.. i still don't get it
I must have missed something
Did you go overboard somehow?

Jeez.. was it about religion
Even these supposedly open minded liberals
Seem to take their religion to extremes
Unfortunately.. i do not
Sometimes i offend them

For what it's worth
Uncle sam banned religion from govt for a reason
Can you guess why
K.. i'll tell you

America is all about being able to hold what ever opinion and belief you want

Go to another country if you don't like it.
Or you could just not read my threads
All i want is for someone to
Tell me if jesus fucked a goat..
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Lmao........
overboard? I dont think so.. I hope not
verbage is the key, it is all just semantics
everyone has different interpretations
live and let live.... trust me, it is easier
you will be happier in the end.
 
that's something to consider
hopefully i can someday be less offensive to christians
and maybe they will even like me someday
nonetheless.. i'm only thinkin about it for now..
knowingly and willingly and conciously being more accepting of religions that is
someday... someday...



btw.. clean out your pm box nigga.
 
decem said:
that's something to consider
hopefully i can someday be less offensive to christians
and maybe they will even like me someday
nonetheless.. i'm only thinkin about it for now..
knowingly and willingly and conciously being more accepting of religions that is
someday... someday...



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Decem, I feel your plight bro, you know what is true
Only you can make your decisions, and you live with them
No one else lives in your head, you will do what is right
Everyone must make their own decisions, be confident.
 
dgreenhill said:
addict you have never offended me. I think you are a complete asshole. But you are a dick with a sense of humor so no problem here.
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Thanks. That is the nicest thing I have ever heard. Where were you on Valentines Day? Your pleasantries would have been a welcome addition to the pink boa, and peanut butter splattered penis I used to seduce the neighborhood dogs.
 
manny78 said:


Wanna go the Wanda's ? :confused:
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Wicked Wanda's? Lmao
I remmember going there a million years ago when we wre in school after getting hammered at Peel Pub
I kept asking where wanda was.

I prefer Super Sexe. One of my brothers goes there often. I watch all these chicks there saying hi to him and giving him a kiss.

I dunno.
 
Milhouse said:


Wicked Wanda's? Lmao
I remmember going there a million years ago when we wre in school after getting hammered at Peel Pub
I kept asking where wanda was.

I prefer Super Sexe. One of my brothers goes there often. I watch all these chicks there saying hi to him and giving him a kiss.

I dunno.
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Wanda's is on the corner of Maisonneuve and Crescent. I went to Super Sexe with my GF 2 weeks ago. I had the deception of my life. Even if some of the girls were pretty hot, the place is horrible. Looks dirty.
 
You offended me because you didn't put me down in the other thread about elite members you like! So screw you, I thought we had something special! :doublefi:
 
decem said:
Damn.. i still don't get it
I must have missed something
Did you go overboard somehow?

Jeez.. was it about religion
Even these supposedly open minded liberals
Seem to take their religion to extremes
Unfortunately.. i do not
Sometimes i offend them

For what it's worth
Uncle sam banned religion from govt for a reason
Can you guess why
K.. i'll tell you

America is all about being able to hold what ever opinion and belief you want

Go to another country if you don't like it.
Or you could just not read my threads
All i want is for someone to
Tell me if jesus fucked a goat..
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No, Jesus did not fuck a goat. Next question.
 
JohnyJuice said:
I was offended. Send me some vicodin and valiums. I love those. Ever notice it's the v- words that are the best. Valium, Vicodin, Vagina. Coincidence? I think not.
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YOU FORGOT VIAGRA.


KAYNE
 
Boach said:


No, Jesus did not fuck a goat. Next question.
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yipppee... finally someone answered me
even if it was boach
so... you're saying he didn't.. but how do you know?

hearsay... aka empirical data (lol dgreen).. ?? or do you have hard
evidence to support your claim??

damn it.. i think i'm gonna give it up.. seeing as
i'm not making y'all too mad.. which was my goal.. so i'll stop trying to
determine if he fucked a goat or not..
 
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decem said:



yipppee... finally someone answered me
even if it was boach
so... you're saying he didn't.. but how do you know?

hearsay... aka empirical data (lol dgreen).. ?? or do you have hard
evidence to support your claim??

damn it.. i think i'm gonna give it up.. seeing as
i'm not making y'all too mad.. which was my goal.. so i'll stop trying to
determine if he fucked a goat or not..
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Don't worry...i'm getting a bit steamed. Since we're mocking sacred things, what form of beast does your mother choose to engage in intercourse with, to avoid making physical contact with your father?
 
If you guys only knew how funny this is...

Laugh a little, it isnt that big of a deal
After all, it is all actually water
Under the bridge, relax a little.
Ghb, works well for anxiety and the such
Hello, does no one understand this???

Always look at the bigger picture and search for hidden meaning
There is often more to the story than first appears

You just have to look a little harder, or open your mind.
Often, the answers are right under your eyes
Up, this post goes, bump from the Chump
 
Everyone really needs to just chill out.
All of us can get along, just relax and smile.
To get all worked up over this shit is a waste.

Basically I just think people could use some sleep and love.
All of us are in the same boat in life, so don't rock it.
Love is a special thing and some of you need to see that.
Laugh and live and you will be a happier person.
Sometimes I just want to hug people.
 
Boach said:


Don't worry...i'm getting a bit steamed. Since we're mocking sacred things, what form of beast does your mother choose to engage in intercourse with, to avoid making physical contact with your father?
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If only you could open your mind a lil bit boach

For who is jesus sacred?
Under my beliefs.. your religion holds no such sacredness
Knowledge.. of the world and how it was formed.. is my religion
To blindly believe in a fairytale seems funny to me

But.. i'm seriously not dissing you.. or your religion
On the contrary.. i actually like when to see someone stand up
And fight for their beliefs and faith.. as you do.. but there
Comes a time.. when some people should just be tad more
Hesitant in blindly believing what is spewed forth by the church
So as not to be lead astray... or to be thought of as a sheep..

My intent truly is not to offend or harass or cause disention
Or just to ire those who believe and follow christianity
Merely to get them to open their minds a little.. that's all
 
decem said:


If only you could open your mind a lil bit boach

For who is jesus sacred?
Under my beliefs.. your religion holds no such sacredness
Knowledge.. of the world and how it was formed.. is my religion
To blindly believe in a fairytale seems funny to me

But.. i'm seriously not dissing you.. or your religion
On the contrary.. i actually like when to see someone stand up
And fight for their beliefs and faith.. as you do.. but there
Comes a time.. when some people should just be tad more
Hesitant in blindly believing what is spewed forth by the church
So as not to be lead astray... or to be thought of as a sheep..

My intent truly is not to offend or harass or cause disention
Or just to ire those who believe and follow christianity
Merely to get them to open their minds a little.. that's all
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I just spit out my Ripped force and a few drops of urine snuck out the end of my dick from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
decem said:


If only you could open your mind a lil bit boach

For who is jesus sacred?
Under my beliefs.. your religion holds no such sacredness
Knowledge.. of the world and how it was formed.. is my religion
To blindly believe in a fairytale seems funny to me

But.. i'm seriously not dissing you.. or your religion
On the contrary.. i actually like when to see someone stand up
And fight for their beliefs and faith.. as you do.. but there
Comes a time.. when some people should just be tad more
Hesitant in blindly believing what is spewed forth by the church
So as not to be lead astray... or to be thought of as a sheep..

My intent truly is not to offend or harass or cause disention
Or just to ire those who believe and follow christianity
Merely to get them to open their minds a little.. that's all
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Wow decem.
Awe inspiring writing as always
Sometimes I wonder how people dont see the light

Sometimes it seems so apparent
How can people look at something and never understand
Every day, I ask myself these questions.

Answers are sometimes fleeting, but always attainable

Go forth and spread your new found knowledge
Otherwise, what is life really about?
Always question the norm and you will find the answers
There needs to be more people like Decem, less goats. (Or sheep)
 
Ok, i'm sorry for insulting you, sir, but there is plenty of scientific evidence that proves the man known as Jesus Christ did exist. If you want me to point out specific examples, I'd be more than happy to enlighten you.
 
Boach said:
Ok, i'm sorry for insulting you, sir, but there is plenty of scientific evidence that proves the man known as Jesus Christ did exist. If you want me to point out specific examples, I'd be more than happy to enlighten you.
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*sneezes over said evidence*
 
Boach said:
Ok, i'm sorry for insulting you, sir, but there is plenty of scientific evidence that proves the man known as Jesus Christ did exist. If you want me to point out specific examples, I'd be more than happy to enlighten you.
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I once heard that the bible had this "code" written into it.

Can you verify this? It was like some code where
A person could skip a certain amount of letters or something
Now, I dont know if this is true or not.
Nevertheless, it is quite an intriguing idea
Offer any evidence if you have it.
To me, any evidence is good evidence

Seldom does anyone actuallt offer evidence
They just hang on to blind faith, that seems to be the issue
Otherwise, it is just all speculation and conjecture
Please, dont get me wrong, I respect everyones beliefs

Let everyone believe what they want
After all, that is really all we have.
Unless someone can prove one way or the other
Guessing and theories is all we have
Hence, the word "faith" I guess
I suspect that there will never be a concrete answer
Nevertheless, we can all hold on to what we believe.
Go forth and gather evidence, a code would be great.
 
Sorry, but I think the bible code isn't technically valid.
Most any book over a certain size will allow that technique.
Over say 100 pages and you get enough data.
Kill enough time with say Moby Dick and you will find many things.
Exemplified by perhaps the assassination of Kennedy.

Also, you will see that most predictions match basic probability.

For arguments sake though, it is more interesting to say there is a code.
At least then it gives us something to discuss.
To that end, the book Cryptonomicon would also allow it.

Cryptonomicon is over 1000 pages and likely online.
One could write a program to find the links for you.
Combine the links in a database and then output them later.
Killing time in this way is one of my favorite ways to pass time.
 
Days of the Tantric said:


I never said worthless. I said you don't have any distinctive characteristics that I can incorporate in my stories.

Most of the people at the fitness center, have been on the board for a very long time.
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Everyone has their own perceptions of who is important I guess
At least we can all get along and not quarrel anymore
That is the main thing I guess... We can all talk.

Apathy leads to ignorance, at least we arent apathetic

Dont ever stop caring and everything will work out
I suppose, you are right about the timeframe thing
Cause, I am a "newbie" by your standards, I will refrain
Keep on posting those funny stories, you make me laugh
 
addickt said:


Wow decem.
Awe inspiring writing as always
Sometimes I wonder how people dont see the light

Sometimes it seems so apparent
How can people look at something and never understand
Every day, I ask myself these questions.

Answers are sometimes fleeting, but always attainable

Go forth and spread your new found knowledge
Otherwise, what is life really about?
Always question the norm and you will find the answers
There needs to be more people like Decem, less goats. (Or sheep)
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Maybe it's hard for them to see the light
As.. it's hard for some people to see the 3-d picture in the painting
You know.. that one in the mall
But i guess not..
Everyday i wonder how some can just not get it..
.
.
.
So... why are you a newbie addickt?
He.. DOT.. only has a few more months on the board than you..
Either way.. newbie's still make the board fun..

Knowledge.. we're getting back to the original topic here.. is key.
Even the blind find their way... it just takes them a little time..
Part with all the knowledge that's been spoonfed to you..
Take your faith in your own hands.. put it to the test

So.. that is all i am going to say any more on religion
And i'll try to be more considerate towards others..
Yes.. even you boach...
I am also officially gonna give it up...
Now... i'm gonna stop askin.. whether he actually fucked a
Goat or not...

But.. what does the "H" stand for in Jesus H Christ stand for
Anyway? i've got some ideas... is it any of these?
Hovah?
Hunan?
Howard?
Hubert?
Humphrey?
Hallelujah? (sp.?)
Hal?
Humperdink?
Hitler?
Hobart?
Heath?
Hugh?
Hugo?
 
decem said:




Maybe it's hard for them to see the light
As.. it's hard for some people to see the 3-d picture in the painting
You know.. that one in the mall
But i guess not..
Everyday i wonder how some can just not get it..
.
.
.
So... why are you a newbie addickt?
He.. DOT.. only has a few more months on the board than you..
Either way.. newbie's still make the board fun..

Knowledge.. we're getting back to the original topic here.. is key.
Even the blind find their way... it just takes them a little time..
Part with all the knowledge that's been spoonfed to you..
Take your faith in your own hands.. put it to the test

So.. that is all i am going to say any more on religion
And i'll try to be more considerate towards others..
Yes.. even you boach...
I am also officially gonna give it up...
Now... i'm gonna stop askin.. whether he actually fucked a
Goat or not...

But.. what does the "H" stand for in Jesus H Christ stand for
Anyway? i've got some ideas... is it any of these?
Hovah?
Hunan?
Howard?
Hubert?
Humphrey?
Hallelujah? (sp.?)
Hal?
Humperdink?
Hitler?
Hobart?
Heath?
Hugh?
Hugo?
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Days of the Tantric said:


OK....let's put a stop to this before it gets out of hand. I never called you a newbie. I never said what you had to say wasn't important. As a matter of fact, to be honest, I didn't really notice any of your posts until a couple of weeks ago when I joked with you saying that you were replacing Frorider as the king of free time. Don't take any offense. I just hadn't been paying as much attention to the board when you started posting. I had other things on my mind.

It has nothing to do with length of time on the board. I just don't know you. I just know more about the other people I mentioned because they've been around longer.

Sorry dude....I didn't mean to offend.

:fro:
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lmao..... for people in the "know"
 
Boach said:
damn, you're a sensative bitch, aren't ya?
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Absolutely Not!
Really- why did you say that?
Ech person can have their own opinions

Yours are just as significant as mine
Or, shouls I say equally truthful as mine or anyone elses
Unless, you think yours are more significant than decems?

But, in the end, again, it really is all speculation
Lifes major questions usually go unanswered
I Know I will bever have all the answers
Neither, will you more than likely
Does that make you or me blind? I think Not, but maybe...
 
hey addickt.. i start nights tomorrow.. which means i'll have a ton of time on my hands... stay tuned....
 
decem said:

All i want is for someone to
Tell me if jesus fucked a goat..
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Worry not sir. I am here to the rescue. Just so you will stop your blasphemous ways, I will kindly guide you to the answers you seek. Now, reach in the dresser next to your bed and pull out the bible (new testament) and open up to John 3:17 verse 4.

"With a great fury, Jesus cast the sheep aside. 'Lust not after me, young livestock for I am your savior and do not give into such sinfull pleasures as such.' "

You see, plain as day. No go about with a lighter spirit and god bless you. NOW STOP MOCKING JESUS!
 
you must look yet deeper
outward you must cast your
usual way of reading

and open your eyes
reality is not what it seems
either that or continue to be mocked

slanderous terms lie hidden
under confusing
captions and writing styles
have you always been this blind

another time i shall try

really you must
open your eyes
can't you see.. for a dark
knight is all knowing
 
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No, not really. I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, but it was funny rereading this thread.
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I cannot hold your hand
Not in this life nor the next

Tis your journey
How could you learn
After i walked you through
That is not the way to grow

Cast your previous
Assumptions aside
Show your ability to
Escape the grip that public schooling has placed on

Your reading behaviors
Or you will forever be
Unworthy of elite fame

Really though..
Enough bullshitting
Addickt.. where you at my nigga?
LOL.. this was one funny fucking thread
Lmao.. i can't believe how deep
You can be..

And boach.. i really didn't mean what i said about jesus
Really. i promise..
Even though i said it over and over and over again..

Actually.. i don't mean anything i say on this board

Mostly.. i use this board as entertainment
On here, i can say what i want when i want without the
Ramifications that would be enacted if i were to say it
Offline.. like at work or at home or in a bar
Now.. i must get back to work
 
boach is kind
or else i wouldn't say this
and mean it from the heart
chokes me up just thinking about it
however, i will admit he cannot be blamed since he's in love

in love, what a special thing
so much to feel and the high is incredible

roses, tulips, romantic movies galore
*holds back tears*
too many emotions keep people from behaving normally though
a sense of normalcy must be achieved
reality must be maintained
don't misunderstand me, however
everyone seems to manage fine in love generally
don't fall into the clutches of danger is what i'm saying
 
seriously though..
happy scrappy, addickt, smalls, and myself
ours are the only posts worth reading on this thread
unless you're into little one
liners or something..
depth.. that's what we add to the posts.. depth

well.. i wish happy and addickt were here
even moreso than before..

then we'd have ourselves some fun
everyone else must be blind also
likely though.. that not very many are still reading this..
likely also that we may take this too far

he.... they.... might catch on..
is it possible that noone sees the true
meaning behind all our posts?
?
 
I recall this thread, what is it back now?

Sometimes threads get bumped for strange reasons.
Like I can recall someone bumping all the polls.
Every poll from the past was just coming up.
Popped up to the top and you didn't know who did it.
The polls will bump up if you vote on them, but it is anon.

Last night I watched Teh Big Kahuna and Drugstore Cowboy
After that I went to bed. yay.
Today I was gonna move my shit out of one apt and into another.
Everytime I have good intentions like that, I end up sitting around.
 
help me out guys
ouchy is my rib cage
when i wear my bras

can it be that i need a bigger size
or is it that i just wore them out?
unless i'm more boobalicious, but
likelihood of that is nil
doh, am i putting on fat

yelling at myself isn't going to work
otherwise i could just go and buy myself new
underwire bras, which is what i'll likely do
 
Less chance of any injury if you would just stop wearing them.
Also stop wearing shirts and pants.
Regularly shower, and don't forget deoderant.
Doesn't have any effect on your boobs, just a tip though.
All free - no charge.
So anyway, I'm pretty hungry and too lazy to leave this apt.
Sometimes I get hungry, and now is one of those times.
 
wow i've now seen the light
how could i have been so slow
you have shown me the way

my mind is clear finally
out goes my clothing, a
veritable hodgepodge of thongs
it falls to the ground
never to be worn again
go away clothes, i will now live naked
 
Why oh why is this thread not
Always at the top of the heap?
Really.. this has got to be one of the most
Interesting and entertaining threads i've ever
Known or seen.. i'm not joking.. i love it..

I was reading through this.. hoping for addickt to
Somehow appear out of thin air.. we need his humor

Addickt oh addickt... where art thou addickt

Damn i feel like shit today..
Until 5 days ago, it had been like 1.5 years since
My last cold.. now i'm feeling like shit
Bogged down with this fucking flu or cold or whatever
A day or two at most.. that's all the longer i can
See myself standing this fucking thing..
Sick and tired and hungry and cold.. that's what i am today..
 
Now.. how can people not be interested in this thread
Our thoughts are not cumulative.. that's certain.. but
Why wouldn't people be interested in such a funny thread

Can i possibly show them how to open their eyes
And do i even want to?
Naaahhhh.. only a select few deserve the knowledge..

You.. are you one of them? you much show some type of
Outstanding trait.. that sets you out from the rest..
Under the cover of obscurity you must learn to communicate

Simple.. it really is simple.. but it's so hard to see at first
Even i had to be shown the way of the warrior
Even though it did not take much practice for me to pick it up

Bout it bout it..... are you?
Or are you one of the sheep..
All about being dumb and idiotic and illogical??
Can you handle the amount of info you're about to be exposed to
Huh? can you? nugga....
??????
 
Happy Thursday!!! I love having mondays off and 4 day weeks.
I swear that I'm lost as to where spring went though.:rolleyes:

But anyhow, I agree Decem. The jokes going
On in this thread is too clever for some. Or maybe people
Aren't attentive enough to care. Who knows??
Cracks me up though....but I'm easily amused.
Hoping that the afternoon flies by and I can go home and nap.
 
Today I finally learned something new. Very fucking funny you fucks.
Ha ha ha ha ha. I guess the jokes on me.
Excuse me while I repair my damaged ego. I can't believe i didn't see it.

Just in case you're wondering, my mom isn't a goat. :mad:
Ok, maybe she is a bit easy, but she's definitely not livestock.
Kills me to think you guys have been laughing at me all this time.
Every one of you fucks wouldn't have figured it out either. I know it.

I'm still not liking the Jesus jokes but I can see why this is so funny.
Senseless mockery of a very respected religous figure...

On another topic, I'm going to beat your ass, Decem.
Noogies all around.

Making posts has become a lot trickier.
Everyone have a fucking good day. I feel like a total chode.

:mad: :mad: :mad:
 
lol.. you are a funny funny man..
outstanding.. this fucking thread is outstanding..
very fun indeed.. dude... you should check out the haiku thread
entertaining and exotic raves the new york times

you'll love the knowledge bestowed upon you
only one thing doesn't sit well with me..
unless you can read my mind.. someone else clue you in

but i did inform someone else that you'd soon know
our evil little secret.. but in my lunch time
absence from elite.. you were clued in..
can you tell me now? who was it?
how did you learn the ways of the warrior?
 
For a while, I thought you were being really deep.
U really had me going there for a while.
Can't believe it still--you guys were having such a laugh at my expense.
Knowing what i know now, I really am going to get revenge somehow.

U just wait.

Decem, you talked so much trash about my dear sweet mother.
Every day, i plot how to exact my revenge.
Contrary to popular beliefs, i'm not dumb...
Entertaining as this may be...I need to get out of here.
May your day be filled with the fear of my inevitable revenge.



by the way, I love you too.
 
I wasn't trying to be deep you turd

Like that one time
I practically spelled it out for you
Even my little sister would have go that one
Don't think that i meant it though
.
.
.

C'mon.. i don't even know your mother
Only pictures.. i've only seen pictures of her..
Really.. they were quite tastefully done though
No.. no.. i'm lying again.. i didn't see pictures..
So what do you say buddy.. how bout dropping the revenge bit

My oh my.. i can't believe it's went this far..
Only cornholio as an excuse to not have caught on by now
Messed up brain of his.. lucky if he count to three

I never get tired of this..
So easily amused are raina and i

That's the truth..
How can this not be funny though when you think about it
Everyone sees it.. or so they should..

Gosh.. how can they not. it's went on for so long now..
Only a goat.. or cornholio, who just might have goat in his genes.
And then that tool warik of course.. but
That's it.. those are the only one's that have an excuse for not seeing it

Now.. about her being a goat and all...
Only joking there too..
Thick, curly hair and all.. she still can't be confused w/ a goat your mom

You know.. sometimes i wish i had a pet goat..
Only.. i'd have to have a black and white one..
Ugly.. so ugly are the other colors..
Really though.. again.. i'm sorry.. please don't exact revenge on me
Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry
 
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Hey boach.. i forgot to tell you..
Its not just me... there's more in the know..

Nicole is one of them.. very smart girl she is.
If you follow the yellow lantern down the road of obscurity..
Can you see where the darkness cannot be lit..
Oh my.. i don't even know what i'm saying..
Love talking jibberish i tell you.. i really do..
Everyone must not be made aware though..
 
I've rethought this whole thing.

Since it was all in good fun, I can't blame you.
to tell you the truth,
i'd have done the same,
laughing my ass off the whole damn time,
leaking piss all the while.

Fortunately, I was never mad. It was funny and will be for a while.
everything is cool man.
everything is gonna be alright.
Like when I fell off my bike and skinned my knee. But then mom made it better.

Listen, my mom is not livestock. Her hair isn't even curly.
In case you're wondering, it's blonde.
Kinda like that girl from....oh i forget her name.
Even if she was, i'd be proud to call you dad.

Another thing...

Put away corn's mom's pics.
Until I get to your house, they better not be all stuck together.
The only thing sexier than goat, is one that looks like dan marino.
Zoo's just don't have that.
 
I am honored that you guys bumpmed this thread

Raina,Decem,HS, Nicole are some of the coolest fuckers
Every time I think of how blind some people
Are it makes me laugh. I was nearly pissing myself
Literally, when this thread was new.
Luckily, some people on here were smart enough to see
Yours truly's humor.

My nuts are pretty small
I just thought that I would throw that in.
Silly huh?
Sometimes I miss all of you smart asses.

Yes, I can be a dick. But I liked a lot of you guys
Obviously Raina the most, but some of you guys are pretty cool
Usher should be lit on fire and quartered

Facts like that just pop in my brain. Fuck it
Up this thread will go, to the top
Cause then maybe some more fuckers will
Know what is going on, and not look like retards
Sleep tight all you fuckers, I'm Out.
 
Days of the Tantric said:
Kripsy Kremes are pretty good donuts
I'm on a diet, though, so I haven't had any in a while
So I eat Dunkin Donuts instead
Saturday or Sunday is my cheat day

My weight is down from 213 to 200
You'd think 100 hours of cardio a week would work faster

Abs are something I haven't seen in many a moon
Sitting here typing like a moron doesn't help
So, i'll go throw myself under a bus now
Click to expand...



Dot you mother fucker.. why do you pick on truckers
Ahhh trying to make a living in the worst time of the year
Man.. is that a blast from the past or what?
Now i know you guys have heard that song right..

I can't believe how so very fat you are corn..
Two hundred lbs.. god damn.. tubby tubby
.
.

No. i guess i can't say shit..
Over that by 6 or 8 lbs i am..
This fucking cold fucked my diet all to hell the past 2 weeks..

You didn't figure it out for yourself.. so who told you?
Opie humpnugget.. that should be your name.. opie humpnuggett
Unfortunately.. you threaten our existence as a society..

For that... we will have to take the necessary precautions..
Unlike many secret societies today.. we actually prefer to stay secret
Can you keep a secret you turd?
Knowledge is power.. but it can also be a curse..
Everyone must understand.. that once you step inside the circle
Really there is no way out.. besides death..
 
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