If A Girl Was Passed Out In Your Bed, Would You...

[redhotavenger]

its true its true

let her sleep .. it's wrong to take advantage of drunk passed out people .. no matter HOW fine.

 

[theoak01]

nah velvett im jsut playing,its wrong to do shit to girls when they are passed out,i have morals

 

[Tigerparks]

It's simple. What you do is:
a) make sure she has enough of the comforter
b) prepare a glass of ice water in case she wakes up during the night.
c) have 2 paracetamol ready in case she has a sore head in the morning.

In the morning, I'd get a shag. (my girlfriend just told me)......

Good things come to those who..............wait.

 

[smallmovesal]

this thread is so damn old...

 

[Latimer]

Most states have laws against sleep rape.

 

[rippedtrojan]

this thread lost it's hilarity half way through it. but the first half was fuckin hilarious

 

[vinylgroover]

I'd ring her mom and tell her to come over, leave the front door open so she can come in, and have her catch me fucking her daughter in the ass, cause that's what she deserves for being a prick teaser.

Then again, sounds like that chick has a shit upbringing to carry on like that, so it wouldn't surprise if her mom joined in.

What the hell, if the old man wants to come over i'll fuck him as well. Sounds like her whole family is shit.

 

[b fold the truth]

Kiss on the forehead if I were really brave...and cover her up.

B True

 

[Drizzt]

I don't know how I missed this thread back in the day. Some classic responses in this one.

Drizz

 

[casavant]

Kicking her out was classic. I don't think you should ever fuck a girl that's passed out, but kicking her out the door is A-OK in my book. If it were me, personally, I'd probably let her sleep there but never take her out again.