So Sunday the gf, a couple friends, and I go up to the bar to eat soem food and watch football. After we're there for a while I'm standing at the bar ordering a round when this black dude starts makin small talk with me. He seemed coo enough so i bs'ed with him for a few minutes. After that everytime I walked by he'd spew more and more lies.
First off this idiot tells me he almost fought Mike Tysob, but Tyson backed down. The he's tellin me he's a millionaire and he was there cause he was thinkin about buyin the place. I know the owners and they aint sellin. He told me he almost took state in boxing, but couldn't remember the name of the federation. "Golden Gloves"? I say. "Yeah, thats the one" he says. Dipshit. He also hit on my girlfriend. Said he was joking, but I was not amused.
The thing that pissed me off the most was when he was on his his way out he walk over and shakes my hand. He then looks at me and tells me I'm going to die tonight. he said my hands were cold and that I would die that night no matter what. Then he tells me I need to drive down this highway about 30 miles away and I'll be saved. At this point I'm gettin pissed. Where before I was mainly ignoring him. I finally told him to get the fuck away from me and his party left.
Why do these idiots feel the need to spew such obvious BS to strangers in clubs. This isn't the first time I've met some jackass in a bar that was livin in fantasy land either.
WTF???
First off this idiot tells me he almost fought Mike Tysob, but Tyson backed down. The he's tellin me he's a millionaire and he was there cause he was thinkin about buyin the place. I know the owners and they aint sellin. He told me he almost took state in boxing, but couldn't remember the name of the federation. "Golden Gloves"? I say. "Yeah, thats the one" he says. Dipshit. He also hit on my girlfriend. Said he was joking, but I was not amused.
The thing that pissed me off the most was when he was on his his way out he walk over and shakes my hand. He then looks at me and tells me I'm going to die tonight. he said my hands were cold and that I would die that night no matter what. Then he tells me I need to drive down this highway about 30 miles away and I'll be saved. At this point I'm gettin pissed. Where before I was mainly ignoring him. I finally told him to get the fuck away from me and his party left.
Why do these idiots feel the need to spew such obvious BS to strangers in clubs. This isn't the first time I've met some jackass in a bar that was livin in fantasy land either.
WTF???

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