I would like to thank my mother...

[YellowD]

and my father, and my sister.

I'd like to thank all the teachers that never gave up on me.

I'd like to thank the manager at Wendy's for giving a lost kid another chance..

I'd like to thank Sister Mary for not telling my parents I played with my pee pee during sermon...

I would like to thank GLP for giving me new meaning to my life, and letting me know that I am a very special person...

I would like to thank May for allowing me to question my own sexuality...

I would like to thank Garza for his kittens in a pot...

I would like to thank guards for his relentless pursuit of porn perfection...

I would like to thank Big Buck for riding around in his jeep topless...

I would like to thank my dog for not shitting on my carpet, but on the tile floor where I slipped and bumped my head...

I would like to thank you... for making this occasion, the most special.

Happy 500th post for me.

 

[Big Buck]

LOL What is your avatar gonna be?

 

[YellowD]

trying to get that sucker to work as we speak

 

[WODIN]

LMAO!!! Glad your dog piddled on the tile. Carpet poo stains are a bitch to get out!

 

[YellowD]

Is it normal to keep dropping down to 499 posts?

 

[lunatic calm]

Is it normal to keep dropping down to 499 posts?

If you're not careful you could drop further. I was't careful and crashed to like 60. Worst I ever felt in my life. My vocab went to the shitter. Remember your Postkeeper's formula:
Insult at least 5 members/day for 2 months
Bitch about your sex life 2X/month
Last but not least, always misspell words like, "protine, quit, and dumbel"

This should keep your posts up high.

 

[YellowD]

lol ... thats fuckin hilarious

 

[Sexual Mustard]

YellowD I love your Avitar!!!! LOL!