I wish I could speak spanish

[The Varnsen]

It sounds atractive because you´re used to hear mexicans and cubans talking spanish. They talk slowly... The spanish from Spain talk quickly and loudly, and it sounds like the ugliest nastiest language ever to be invented...

 

[Evloks]

Hola amigos!! Como te llamas Evloks. Yo soy muy bien. Como estad chicos y chicas?


Can somebody translate that?

 

[LeviathanX]

Doesn't this belong on the Elite En Espanol board?

 

[The Varnsen]

Hello friends! What´s your name Evloks? I´m fine. How have you been guys and girls?

That doesn´t make much sense Evloks...

Translate this

Tu es un poco estúpido, non? O entonces estás solamente procurando ser chistoso, pero no es!!!

 

[Garza]

Me gusta jugar con mi penis grande.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

You like to play with your small penis?

 

[Evloks]

Hello friends! What´s your name Evloks? I´m fine. How have you been guys and girls?

That doesn´t make much sense Evloks...

Translate this

Tu es un poco estúpido, non? O entonces estás solamente procurando ser chistoso, pero no es!!!

Wasn`t really supposed to make sense. I just threw a few phrases out there. I only completed one year of spanish in high school. Gonna take Japanese the next 3 years. Woah! I don`t even recognize half the words in your phrases. Did you just call me stupid in that first sentence?

 

[Sailor_Girl]

haha.....a moderator that "absorbs" penis!!!

Nice work Whity

 

[The Varnsen]

Horrible spanish Whity Ford...

 

[Kryp2o]

Ah Babelfish is working overtime on this thread, just wish I could speak English.