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I will begin drinking precisely @ 4 p.m. (CST) today

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8 pm mst for me. Staff party tonight .. Free wine!
 
UFC sux

If I wanted to watch sweaty, nearly-naked 1/2 fgts roll around for half an hour hugging on each other on a saturday night, I'd put a camera in my bedroom

No thanks
 
plank how much do these bars cost and how ripped does one get you?
do you eat the whole thing at once? i have never ate much weed, only a few times over a decade ago
 
That bar was like $17.50


I got it from this place I and never been before. I dunno if that's the normal price or not.



It's 10 servings per bar.

I took 2 servings last night and was ripped out of my mind for like 4-6 hours or so. I dunno..I was burning flower w/it all night too.


They're fucking good tho bro.


and no, DO NOT eat the entire bar at once. haha
 
it could be hard to portion out the servings esp if it tastes good and takes a minute to hit you.
probably all sorts of n00bz in the ER freaking after eating too many edibles
 
binö said:
it could be hard to portion out the servings esp if it tastes good and takes a minute to hit you.
probably all sorts of n00bz in the ER freaking after eating too many edibles
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The bars look just like a hershey chocolate bar.


It's divided up into lil squares.


You just break off a square and eat it.



2 squares will set you right.
 
and it tastes incredible.


So fucking good.


You have to take your desired dosage and put the rest away before you get baked otherwise you'll eat the entire thing.
 
bigbassturd said:
UFC sux

If I wanted to watch sweaty, nearly-naked 1/2 fgts roll around for half an hour hugging on each other on a saturday night, I'd put a camera in my bedroom

No thanks
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I'll pay for the camera
 
Working on another double vodka and redbull with my sheriff deputy friend. Just got a text from our other lawyer buddy to meet him at a strip of clubs/bars for guy's night.

These guys are fucking crazy.

This should be fun...
 
Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?
 
bigbassturd said:
Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?
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^^^
I don't know wut any of this means :(
 
bigbassturd said:
Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?
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no pics, didn't happen.
 
bigbassturd said:
Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?
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update...please respond.
 
The beer pitcher stunt was pretty much my last solid memory

Everything after that is super hazy, but we pulled an all nighter and I sobered up at some dingy truck stop breakfast diner smelling like vomit and smoke.

Just found out like 2 hours ago my sheriff buddy went home with a fat chick not 30 minutes into our night lol!
 
bigbassturd said:
The beer pitcher stunt was pretty much my last solid memory

Everything after that is super hazy, but we pulled an all nighter and I sobered up at some dingy truck stop breakfast diner smelling like vomit and smoke.

Just found out like 2 hours ago my sheriff buddy went home with a fat chick not 30 minutes into our night lol!
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None of this came close to happening
 
bigbassturd said:
The beer pitcher stunt was pretty much my last solid memory

Everything after that is super hazy, but we pulled an all nighter and I sobered up at some dingy truck stop breakfast diner smelling like vomit and smoke.

Just found out like 2 hours ago my sheriff buddy went home with a fat chick not 30 minutes into our night lol!
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he was the only smart one...'cept for the fat chick thing...unless she was just statuesque, had a pretty face and made him a killer omelette this morning...then he totally won hahaha
 
I never saw her but apparently she was so fat he never wants to talk about it again lololol

I had the UofH chick in the bag, but somehow remembered the whole legal business i'm going through and opted instead to do shots until I had to be helped into a cab
 
bigbassturd said:
I never saw her but apparently she was so fat he never wants to talk about it again lololol

I had the UofH chick in the bag, but somehow remembered the whole legal business i'm going through and opted instead to do shots until I had to be helped into a cab
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legal business? you mean you're divorce? you think that hooking up might mess up your "divorce"?? :lmao:
 
Pretty sure with the court system in Texas being as it is already, the last thing I need to be doing right now is knocking down strange all over the place. My custody and ownership of assets isn't even agreed upon yet
 
bigbassturd said:
Pretty sure with the court system in Texas being as it is already, the last thing I need to be doing right now is knocking down strange all over the place. My custody and ownership of assets isn't even agreed upon yet
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you have kids?

i've been involved in a shit-ton of divorce cases and i've never seen post-separation dating have any effect on the equitable distribution of assets. besides, she doesn't expect you to suck your own dick, does she??
 
speaking of equitable distribution, you have an ownership interest in your business? and, if so, was the business created before or during the marriage?? PM me if you want...I can give you a quick, cliff notes, idea of what your concerns should be.
 
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It could be more about keeping things amicable meaning keeping her not super pissed off, which tearing up strange could do, and could also interfere in custody ...
 
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Cali is correct

Currently everything is smooth. Getting caught smashing pissers with some hor would turn amicable wife into her mother, who deserves to be in a jacket in a padded room
 
digimon7068 said:
you have kids?

i've been involved in a shit-ton of divorce cases and i've never seen post-separation dating have any effect on the equitable distribution of assets. besides, she doesn't expect you to suck your own dick, does she??
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It would most certainly have an effect on custody if they have a custody dispute. They're still married.
 
cindylou said:
It would most certainly have an effect on custody if they have a custody dispute. They're still married.
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i was being a wisenheimer...see my poast above ^^^^

it's never a good idea to raise the other person's ire...every divorce lawyer worth their weight in cannabis-infused-gummi-bears is always spoiling for a fight...it's good for their reputation...and their wallet.
 
digimon7068 said:
i was being a wisenheimer...see my poast above ^^^^

it's never a good idea to raise the other person's ire...every divorce lawyer worth their weight in cannabis-infused-gummi-bears is always spoiling for a fight...it's good for their reputation...and their wallet.
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haha indeed
 
Can you take the scrotum in your mouth at the same time as the shaft without teething it?

You seem like you could.
 
No one answered that but everyone is awkwardly laughing and trying not to make eye contact
 
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