I Went To A Strip Club For The First Time Today.

[duff_rose]

It's because of me and my saturated karma receptors. Sorry.

Oh yea, thanks bro... I thought you said you didn't have any green to give out earlier. Thats why I called you a bastard... Turns out you're an ok guy...

 

[Frackal]

STOP !!!!!!!!!!

 

[duff_rose]

Re: Re: Re: I Went To A Strip Club For The First Time Today.

WHO CARES IF THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE ME. AS LONG AS I LIKE THEM IS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'LL BE GOING BACK MORE OFTEN NOW.

You're a true sucker!

 

[DUSTY]

Re: Re: I Went To A Strip Club For The First Time Today.

This is obviously your first time to a strip club. This may sound as a shock to you but: They get tipped more when they act as they are intrested in you. I always see these fat, ulgy, stank ass guys at the strip clubs that no girl would ever touch but the strippers are all over them. why? $$$$

WHO CARES IF THEY REALLY DON'T LIKE ME. AS LONG AS I LIKE THEM IS ALL THAT COUNTS. I'LL BE GOING BACK MORE OFTEN NOW.

 

[DUSTY]

Here's a hint:

If u wanna save money and still meet the strippers, and actually have a chance of banging them -- go to the nearest Denny's after the club closes.

Just a hint from your friendly neighbourhood stripper dater for the past oh god i lost count years. hehe.

oh and having weed in your car helps too.

-= nav =-

THANKS FOR THE TIP BRO. I'LL GET MINE SOON ENOUGH.

 

[Deathwish]

dusty your crazy

 

[Crazy Ivan]

I went to this high-class strip club a week ago. Real nice place, great food. 2 avg. looking strippers came over and started chatting. First sentence came out of their mouths and I wasn't too impressed. Total airheads, shit-for-brains broads. I told them i am not paying any strippers tonight because i am short on cash, but promised I will next time. So they proceeded to sit with us at the table the entire time we were there just because I told them next time I come in I will get private lapdances. Can't believe they were so naive.

 

[WODIN]

Theron! I'm telling your mother about this!!!

 

[Deathwish]

hahhahahhaa

 

[DUSTY]

Theron! I'm telling your mother about this!!!

hey i gotta grow up sometime don't I?