I went through with my nude modeling job

[gorillahung]

I posted a few months ago that I was going to try it. I never mentioned how it went. I actually enjoy it. It's for a figure drawing class at an art museum. The first night I was a bit nervous but five minutes after I took my robe off I almost forgot that I was nude. The students were all professional about it. There were no giggling girls. Everyone was concentrating hard on their drawings. Holding a pose for 20 minutes can be difficult. The room is always a bit chilly so I've had a "scared turtle" the entire time. That's been the only thing I'm self conscious about. I half way wish I'd sprout some wood one time just to show that I'm average size down there LOL. I recommend it if you have a decent body. You don't have to look like Brad Pitt or Cindy Crawford.

I couldn't do it this week due to my testicle injury. I hope to get back next week. The class is more than half female and there are a few attractive ones, not that it matters.

 

[binö]

that'd be funny if the drawings all had a really small wang drawn on them

 

[SouthernLord]

You should have fluffed up before hand bro

 

[Dial_tone]

I did that in college. What sucks is the students have no clue how hard it is to hold a position for 20-30 min and they get pissed if you move too much.

 

[gorillahung]

I did that in college. What sucks is the students have no clue how hard it is to hold a position for 20-30 min and they get pissed if you move too much.

The students in this class have been very pleased with my posing ability.

 

[-SD-]

The students in this class have been very pleased with my posing ability.

An ability honed through many years of taking it lying down.

 

[Dial_tone]

The students in this class have been very pleased with my posing ability.

Just wait, son. They will put you in some un-maintainable position soon enough. lol. Have they done the exercise where they have to draw you without ever looking down at their paper?

 

[redshirt27se]

you should go in with your bruised nutsack.

 

[nangiggles]

you should go in with your bruised nutsack.

+1 it will be a challenge for them to draw it...

 

[RottenWillow]

Could never sack up enough to stand nekkid in front of a room of students. I think the money would have to be quite generous.

 

[chewyxrage]

grapefruit sized nutsack sketch for the win!


How's that shit going anyway? I still feel your pain.

How old are you anyway? curious. Who plays ball where there's a 90 mpg fastball thrown at them after college?

 

[ceo]

Could never sack up enough to stand nekkid in front of a room of students. I think the money would have to be quite generous.

How about just one student?

 

[redshirt27se]

grapefruit sized nutsack sketch for the win!


How's that shit going anyway? I still feel your pain.

How old are you anyway? curious. Who plays ball where there's a 90 mpg fastball thrown at them after college?

at least around here there's a lot of leagues where top prospects who couldn't cut it play. throwing 90 is easy (not for me or you), its throwing it with control (so you dont plunk dudes in the nutpiece.)

 

[shrimp poboy]

How much do they pay?

 

[gorillahung]

How old are you anyway? curious. Who plays ball where there's a 90 mpg fastball thrown at them after college?

I'm 37. The league I play in is for ages 25 and up. There are a lot of former college players and some former professionals that played in the minor leagues. The pitcher that hit me was a prospect for the Pirates at one time but then he had a shoulder injury that killed his pro career. The talent and age covers a great range in our league. We have a 58 year old on our team who plays 3rd base while his 26 year old son plays shortstop. It's a lot of fun (provided you don''t take a shot to the nads). People don't get all pissed off if you screw up and there's not a lot of griping at the umpires. The umpires are paid. Most of them are umpires for high school and college leagues.

If you are a 37 year old single guy like myself, it's a great activity for 2 days out of the week. We typically play a game on Sunday afternoon and another one during the evening on a week day. We also use wood bats. It's sweet to hear an actual crack sound when you hit the ball.

 

[gorillahung]

How much do they pay?

I get $15 an hour. The money is only a minor part of it to me.

 

[spongebob]

did you get a chubby

 

[b0und]

I get $15 an hour. The money is only a minor part of it to me.

Are you fucking kidding?!?!???

$15/hr to get naked in front of people drawing/staring at you?!?

That's commitment, you'd have to add at least two 0's to get me to do that.






b0und (srsly)

 

[Captain FT]

I posted a few months ago that I was going to try it. I never mentioned how it went. I actually enjoy it. It's for a figure drawing class at an art museum. The first night I was a bit nervous but five minutes after I took my robe off I almost forgot that I was nude. The students were all professional about it. There were no giggling girls. Everyone was concentrating hard on their drawings. Holding a pose for 20 minutes can be difficult. The room is always a bit chilly so I've had a "scared turtle" the entire time. That's been the only thing I'm self conscious about. I half way wish I'd sprout some wood one time just to show that I'm average size down there LOL. I recommend it if you have a decent body. You don't have to look like Brad Pitt or Cindy Crawford.

I couldn't do it this week due to my testicle injury. I hope to get back next week. The class is more than half female and there are a few attractive ones, not that it matters.

Been following your story bro, thats great. I fuckin lost my shit as I read and got down to this point. I know about this story too. All I could think about was you having to make a phone call to the art department to explain why you can't make it this week.

 

[nimbus]

i think it would've been an awesome art sesh. with your juicy plums, ripe for the farmer's market

 

[nangiggles]

Been following your story bro, thats great. I fuckin lost my shit as I read and got down to this point. I know about this story too. All I could think about was you having to make a phone call to the art department to explain why you can't make it this week.

Well it's an interesting excuse... they probably think he's lying and has herpes though



Just kidding gorilla ^_^

 

[Dial_tone]

I get $15 an hour. The money is only a minor part of it to me.

You do need a raise. I got $15/hr in 1986.

 

[gorillahung]

You do need a raise. I got $15/hr in 1986.

Like I said, it's not the money for me really. I'm an exhibitionist at heart. This is a museum largely funded by private donors. They don't have a lot of spare cash to pay a high wage. I think half of their staff are volunteers. I like to try different things so that I will have a lot of life experiences.

 

[-SD-]

I dont get naked for a roomfull of people for less than a c-note/hour.