I Was Whitening My O-Ring & Boy...

[H_T_]

Halley Berry in X-mann??

nah, i don't want no lightning and shit. just blow...

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

come have a swim shreky shreky

 

[unclecharlie]

prolly need a pressure washer

 

[H_T_]

i'm like LBJ. i got that pressure cranked up on the bidet...

 

[redsamurai]

soooooo....you're trying to get someone to come over and toss your salad??? do I have that right?

 

[H_T_]

soooooo....you're trying to get someone to come over and toss your salad??? do I have that right?

i suppose you really do have to be subtle when it comes to trying to get a girl to swab your turdslicer...

 

[PICK3]

i suppose you really do have to be subtle when it comes to trying to get a girl to swab your turdslicer...

gross

 

[redsamurai]

i suppose you really do have to be subtle when it comes to trying to get a girl to swab your turdslicer...

Well.....when you call it a turdslicer I'm shocked they're not shoulder checking your front door down to come do it......

you have to call it something cute for them to want to do it.......

 

[H_T_]

gross

i thought it was.......LMAO! but i'm sorry if i made you feel that way.