I was watching Seinfeld.....

[beastboy]

and came to the conclusion that it sucks.....Kramer is the only funny one on the damn show.

I would rate this show about the same as Roseanne.

 

[havoc]

Have never watched a complete episode or actually more than 3 minutes of Seinfeld, I'll take your word on it.

 

[the nature boy]

and came to the conclusion that it sucks.....Kramer is the only funny one on the damn show.

I would rate this show about the same as Roseanne.

you just fucked up for the last time.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I wouldn't expect any different from you, Beasttoy.



Jerry.......it's Frank Costanza. Mr Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back.

 

[the nature boy]

George: Well, after dinner last week, she invites me back to her apartment.

Jerry: I'm with you.

George: Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like

right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove.

You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and

it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this

impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great

lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as

this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily...

extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know

that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm

going to need...

Jerry: This could only happen to you.

George: So I finally stop and say, "Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the

wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left".

Jerry: You said this to her after.

George: No. During.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but it means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want. I've seen your type before -- flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over.

 

[the nature boy]

I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"

 

[beastboy]

Listen hear you fly fucking homos...if you don't quit this shit I'll delete the thread and watch you two weep like Wodin after he misses the Hall and Oates concert.

I'd rather talk cartoons and transformers with Project.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Jerry: Maybe it'll be fun having a pet

George: It's not a pet. It's a wild invalid. And it knows that I tried to kill it. As soon as it gets better, it's gonna gnaw my brain out in my sleep.

 

[the nature boy]

Mohel: (TO ELAINE< INTERRUPTING) Darling, you see where that glass is? How that glass is near the edge of the table. You got the whole table there to put the glass, why you chose the absolute edge, so half the glass is hanging off the table, you breath and that glass falls over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do you?

<THE MOHEL BEGINS TWITCHING>

 

[Warik]

Seinfeld is a stupid show. I got all excited when they "ended" the show what, a few years ago? Wtf is it doing back on TV? BTW: Am I the only one who thinks Jerry Seinfeld looks like the dude from Body By Jake after fasting for two months?

-Warik

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Seinfeld is a stupid show. I got all excited when they "ended" the show what, a few years ago? Wtf is it doing back on TV? BTW: Am I the only one who thinks Jerry Seinfeld looks like the dude from Body By Jake after fasting for two months?

-Warik

What is it doing back on TV? It's been in syndication since the 4th year of the original run of the show.

 

[beastboy]

What is it doing back on TV? It's been in syndication since the 4th year of the original run of the show.

He wouldn't of realized that...it ran the same time as He-Man....but I see why...He Man is more entertaining.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

George: And I have horses too
Mr Ross: What are their names
George: Snoopy and Prickly Pete

 

[Warik]

What is it doing back on TV? It's been in syndication since the 4th year of the original run of the show.

I didn't know that. I hardly watch television. The only reason I noticed is because I was trying to watch my recording of Smallville and saw this gay show on TV.

By the way, did anyone else see Smallville and laugh when the Sheriff said that Johnathan Kent had a BAC of 2.0? Mother fucker would have had to drink 80 tequila shots in under an hour to get it that high. That alone would be enough to get him off from a murder charge because anyone that fucked up couldn't possibly shoot someone, much less drive across town to his mansion to do so.

That was a very crapola episode. Next one looks like it will suck as well. Much better than Season I though I must admit.

-Warik

 

[the nature boy]

Jimmy: "Hey look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by

Hanks sexuality ... Jimmy's happy for Hank."

 

[the nature boy]

Jimmy: "Hey look. Hank's got a new boyfriend. Jimmy's not threatened by Hanks sexuality ... Jimmy's happy for Hank."

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Jerry: So Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more grease monkey
Puddy: I don't care for that term
Jerry: Oh sorry, I didn't know
Puddy: I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector

 

[Bullit]

b'girl just dosen't get it.
He's a little slow, ya know.

 

[TheProject]

b'girl just dosen't get it.
He's a little slow, ya know.

You're calling someone else slow?

Wow.

 

[the nature boy]

Jerry: Who wants two? Special sneak preview of Death Blow.

Kramer: Death Blow: When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether. (Jerry buzzes up George) Jerry, do you think you can get an extra ticket for my friend Brody?

Jerry: Kramer, do you know what I had to go through to get these?

Kramer: Yeah, I know, but he's a big fan of the genre. You know I'd consider it a personal favor to me.

< Kramer is eating ice cream right out of the container.>

Jerry: Yeah I guess I do owe you.

 

[beefybull]

Easily the best TV show ever.

It could have stayed on top of the ratings for another 5 years had they wanted to do it.

TV Guide recently rated it the #1 show of all-time.

Turns out NBC was going to give Jerry Seinfeld $5 million an episode to do another season (22 episodes), but he declined the offer. He made like $300 million when the show became syndicated, so its not exactly like he was hurting for $, but I'd take $110 million for a years work. JS is probably worth around a half billion provided he's been watching & handling his paper correctly.

 

[beastboy]

You're calling someone else slow?

Wow.

You tell him fellow toon broly!