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Okay, new recipe.

Nutella and banana triple decker

Took 3 slices of Hawaiin bread, dipped in egg batter. Grilled it.

Spread each layer with nutella and thinly sliced bananas and stack.

Top with a dollop of whipped cream and a sprinkle of powdered sugar
 
nutella has 10000 calories
 
OMG fellas. Go make it. So good you will cry and watch lifetime movies.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
What's nutella?
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It is like peanut butter, except it is made with hazelnuts and has cocoa in it. So, it tastes like chocolate and hazelnuts. It is the best thing ever made. Go buy some. So good you'd slap your momma for more.
 
I had oatmeal with 2 scoops of protein

workout

postworkout shake

got a blowjob

chicken veggies and potatoe

roast potatoes and mushrooms

pudding cup
 
heatherrae said:
It is like peanut butter, except it is made with hazelnuts and has cocoa in it. So, it tastes like chocolate and hazelnuts. It is the best thing ever made.
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Sounds good, but aren't you suppose to be craving stuff like pickles n' ice cream?
 
blueta2 said:
oh my, that sounds amazing! I love Nutella!
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OMG blueta. you can't even imagine how good it was.

I like to spread a little on graham crackers for a snack.
 
heatherrae said:
OMG blueta. you can't even imagine how good it was.

I like to spread a little on graham crackers for a snack.
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I may try that this weekend. I always eat Nutella with bananas but never did it with a "french toast" format!
Oh good god, I'll have to work out like a fool for this ;-)
 
heatherrae said:
Okay, new recipe.

Nutella and banana triple decker

Took 3 slices of Hawaiin bread, dipped in egg batter. Grilled it.

Spread each layer with nutella and thinly sliced bananas and stack.

Top with a dollop of whipped cream and a sprinkle of powdered sugar
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lol @ now being 31%bf
 
youngguns said:
so many calories eh?
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I never looked at the cals - but I will say this - it is the only food product I have zero ability to say no to.

Worse - it's a migraine trigger for me.

I have nearly sucked down a whole jar before... scary shit.

My better half loves it on pizzella cookies with ice cream so there's jar over at his mom's house for when we make them.

It's pathetic of me really but I love it.
:worried:
 
velvett said:
I never looked at the cals - but I will say this - it is the only food product I have zero ability to say no to.

Worse - it's a migraine trigger for me.

I have nearly sucked down a whole jar before... scary shit.

My better half loves it on pizzella cookies with ice cream so there's jar over at his mom's house for when we make them.

It's pathetic of me really but I love it.
:worried:
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ok well let me tell you, its as calories dense as like pure fat!
 
velvett said:
I never looked at the cals - but I will say this - it is the only food product I have zero ability to say no to.

Worse - it's a migraine trigger for me.

I have nearly sucked down a whole jar before... scary shit.

My better half loves it on pizzella cookies with ice cream so there's jar over at his mom's house for when we make them.

It's pathetic of me really but I love it.
:worried:
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You should make my little recipe for him for some special occasion. It is very good.
 
velvett said:
I never looked at the cals - but I will say this - it is the only food product I have zero ability to say no to.

Worse - it's a migraine trigger for me.
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me too, and what sucks is i have a migraine now and DIDN"T have any chocolate. grrr
 
Sounds good! I was bad about 30 minute ago. Just ate WAYYY too much in one sitting. I was going non stop at the animal hospital and was starving when I got home.

Hawaiin bread is great. My favorite - Chhhhhhhhhhala. LOL ;)
 
stilleto said:
me too, and what sucks is i have a migraine now and DIDN"T have any chocolate. grrr
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It doesn't cause migraines for me.

It does, however, cause me to eat half a jar in one day. :worried:
 
InquisitivePsyche said:
Sounds good! I was bad about 30 minute ago. Just ate WAYYY too much in one sitting. I was going non stop at the animal hospital and was starving when I got home.

Hawaiin bread is great. My favorite - Chhhhhhhhhhala. LOL ;)
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hawaiin bread is PERFECT for making french toast. LOVE it.
 
Nutella is the devil incarnate. It's amazing how something can be so good and yet so evil.
Bow down to Nutella, resistance is futile!
 
MAJNOON said:
Nutella is the devil incarnate. It's amazing how something can be so good and yet so evil.
Bow down to Nutella, resistance is futile!
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yes. i think heroine would be easier to kick.
 
Nutella is the worst shit ever invented... if you think chocolate is the predominant ingredient... read the label...

SUGAR, followed by oil

far below comes chocolate (or cocoa solids)... you want to have the same, drink half a jug of flax oil and wash it down with some corn syrup...

at least the flax is good and not the cheap hidrogenated oil they use
 
pintoca said:
Nutella is the worst shit ever invented... if you think chocolate is the predominant ingredient... read the label...

SUGAR, followed by oil

far below comes chocolate (or cocoa solids)... you want to have the same, drink half a jug of flax oil and wash it down with some corn syrup...

at least the flax is good and not the cheap hidrogenated oil they use
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It is just like peanut butter made with hazelnuts instead of peanuts with some cocoa thrown in.

ummmm...i'm not reading the label.

It is LOVE. Don't mess with true love...lol.
 
blueta2 said:
It never fails, you always have to talk about my breasts! Geeez!
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what so special about them?

btw, nutella is as caloric dense as normal chocolate or nuts (about 600 cals/100 grs)

eat a steak instead
 
pintoca said:
what so special about them?

btw, nutella is as caloric dense as normal chocolate or nuts (about 600 cals/100 grs)

eat a steak instead
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Steak doesn't taste good on french toast with bananas.

Just sayin'
 
MrMuscle said:
Compared to a chicken shake im sure it tastes like heaven hehe.
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UGH!

Sickos. You guys are CRAZY.

I just have to find someone who likes my ample nutella induced curves. I'm not giving up the nutella.
 
The chicken shake was just something i tried yesterday. Im having problems eating my chicken without spending an hour chewing it. Just cause ive been eating it for too long. So im gonne change it with something else, but i have a couple of kilos left that needs to be eaten. I tried fried chicken, and fun light. It was bad, but the worst part was that the chicken wasnt completely cooled off. So I got a luke warm chicken shake haha.
 
MrMuscle said:
The chicken shake was just something i tried yesterday. Im having problems eating my chicken without spending an hour chewing it. Just cause ive been eating it for too long. So im gonne change it with something else, but i have a couple of kilos left that needs to be eaten. I tried fried chicken, and fun light. It was bad, but the worst part was that the chicken wasnt completely cooled off. So I got a luke warm chicken shake haha.
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That sounds horrendous.

How about making chicken salad with grapes and cashews and using non-fat yogurt instead of mayo. Put some salt and fresh rosemary (finely chopped) into it and serve it over a bed of greens.

Good stuff, baby!
 
heatherrae said:
UGH!

Sickos. You guys are CRAZY.

I just have to find someone who likes my ample nutella induced curves. I'm not giving up the nutella.
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girl, your ample curves are currently more baby-induced than anything else.

and nutella is nothing like peanut butter. Is made out of SUGAR and oil (in that order) with hazelnuts thrown in for marketing's sake (as an afterthought).

They sell a cheap variety here, with NO hazelnuts and NO chocolate, that tastes exactly like the original... imagine that... simply liquefied fat and sugar
 
heatherrae said:
Okay, new recipe.

Nutella and banana triple decker

Took 3 slices of Hawaiin bread, dipped in egg batter. Grilled it.

Spread each layer with nutella and thinly sliced bananas and stack.

Top with a dollop of whipped cream and a sprinkle of powdered sugar
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Just keep at it and you can look forward to having an ass like a racehorse....dear God woman.....I imagine your OBGYN prolly recomended gaining 18-24 lbs throughout your pregnancy not 60-105 lbs......... :worried:
 
heatherrae said:
That sounds horrendous.

How about making chicken salad with grapes and cashews and using non-fat yogurt instead of mayo. Put some salt and fresh rosemary (finely chopped) into it and serve it over a bed of greens.

Good stuff, baby!
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I suck at salads. Wanna cum over and teach me how to make them?
 
pintoca said:
what so special about them?

btw, nutella is as caloric dense as normal chocolate or nuts (about 600 cals/100 grs)

eat a steak instead
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Steak does not go well on French toast with Bananas ;-) I don't any red meat ;-)
Yes nutella is high in cals and fat, but don't you ever spoil yourself?
 
swolenole said:
Just keep at it and you can look forward to having an ass like a racehorse....dear God woman.....I imagine your OBGYN prolly recomended gaining 18-24 lbs throughout your pregnancy not 60-105 lbs......... :worried:
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My OB/GYN says I am perfectly fine, haven't gained too much. =-)

Even with my occassional endulgences, I'm not usually eating more than 1500-1800 cals/day. He said it is okay, occassionally, as long as I eat good stuff too.

Sweet of you to worry about my racehorse booty though. It was like that before I got pregnant. :lmao:
 
pintoca said:
girl, your ample curves are currently more baby-induced than anything else.

and nutella is nothing like peanut butter. Is made out of SUGAR and oil (in that order) with hazelnuts thrown in for marketing's sake (as an afterthought).

They sell a cheap variety here, with NO hazelnuts and NO chocolate, that tastes exactly like the original... imagine that... simply liquefied fat and sugar
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Ah, well, best tasting oil and sugar combo ever! I rarely ever buy it. Maybe once or twice a year. When I do, it is like heaven until the jar is gone.
 
MrMuscle said:
I suck at salads. Wanna cum over and teach me how to make them?
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Oh, well let me tell you how, honey.

tear or cut up a chicken or chicken breasts into large chunks (don't overcook your chicken or it will be too dry and chewy)

add 1/2 c. seedless grapes (halved)

add 1/4 c. chopped cashews

add enough non-fat yogurt until it is moist

add juice from one lemon

add about a T of fresh rosemary chopped

salt to taste.

give it a stir.

Arrange lettuce leaves on a plate and scoop the chicken stuff on top of it.

Yum!
 
heatherrae said:
My OB/GYN says I am perfectly fine, haven't gained too much. =-)

Even with my occassional endulgences, I'm not usually eating more than 1500-1800 cals/day. He said it is okay, occassionally, as long as I eat good stuff too.

Sweet of you to worry about my racehorse booty though. It was like that before I got pregnant. :lmao:
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Well let's hope you like doggy-style.
 
heatherrae said:
My OB/GYN says I am perfectly fine, haven't gained too much. =-)

Even with my occassional endulgences, I'm not usually eating more than 1500-1800 cals/day. He said it is okay, occassionally, as long as I eat good stuff too.

Sweet of you to worry about my racehorse booty though. It was like that before I got pregnant. :lmao:
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Just looking out......Too many Fat girls in FLA already....I don't want to see you become a statistic......Fat single mom's are not so marketable these days......... :qt:
 
swolenole said:
Just looking out......Too many Fat girls in FLA already....I don't want to see you become a statistic......Fat single mom's are not so marketable these days......... :qt:
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LOL...I'm not too worried about finding a man for a LONG time. I got a baby that will be crying every few hours to be fed. Sort of puts a damper on romance time.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...I'm not too worried about finding a man for a LONG time. I got a baby that will be crying every few hours to be fed. Sort of puts a damper on romance time.
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I feel you...I just didn't want to see you on an episode of Cops....standing outside the trailer park in a moomoo holding your baby while some drunk slacker in a wife beater is explaining to the cops why he's throwing your fat ass out........ :worried:
 
swolenole said:
I feel you...I just didn't want to see you on an episode of Cops....standing outside the trailer park in a moomoo holding your baby while some drunk slacker in a wife beater is explaining to the cops why he's throwing your fat ass out........ :worried:
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gee, thanks for that heartfelt and moving prediction...lol.
 
I swear to god this is the same story that's on the cover of every woman's magazine in the impulse section of the checkout lines at every grocery store I'm ever at.







which is why I subscribe to all of them.
 
sardonicone said:
No no, that's not what I was saying at all.

Bah, I was saying I like your tuckus. Damn.
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I know. I was playin wit cha. Follow the bouncing ball. ;-)
 
Turd Ferguson said:
i'm having brown rice and a grilled turkey breast.... AGAIN
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pretty boring. Cant you spice that up a little and still make your diet requirements?
 
heatherrae said:
pretty boring. Cant you spice that up a little and still make your diet requirements?
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Salsa, hot sauce....there have to be some good spice combos if you look on the food forum. Where is needto when you need him?
 
javaguru said:
Salsa, hot sauce....there have to be some good spice combos if you look on the food forum. Where is needto when you need him?
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I could fix the brother up if he were here. I would make it into a turkey, rice and mushroom soup that would make him propose. I'm a good cook.

Kiss me. =-)
 
MrMuscle said:
The chicken shake was just something i tried yesterday. Im having problems eating my chicken without spending an hour chewing it. Just cause ive been eating it for too long. So im gonne change it with something else, but i have a couple of kilos left that needs to be eaten. I tried fried chicken, and fun light. It was bad, but the worst part was that the chicken wasnt completely cooled off. So I got a luke warm chicken shake haha.
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LOL i feel your pain. chicken shake though...christ man, you're a monster
 
Good news. Found this info on Nutella. This is the Canadian formula

Nutella (chocolate hazelnut spread)

Serving Size 1 serving 2 TBSP (37g)
Amount per serving

Calories 0 Calories from Fat 0
Hide Daily Values % Daily Value*

Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Polyunsaturated Fat 3g
Monounsaturated Fat 6g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 15mg 1%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 8%
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 0g
Protein 25g

Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 4% Iron 9%
Thiamin 3% Riboflavin 4%
Niacin 1% Pantothenic Acid 1%
Vitamin B6 2% Vitamin B12 2%
Potassium 4% Phosphorus 6%
Magnesium 6% Zinc 3%
Copper 9% %
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Show Daily Values

Description:


Too much is not enough, when it comes to this chocolate flavoured hazelnut spread. It can make anything taste good and the best things taste unbelievable. Bread, a rye cracker, fruit, a Parisian crepe, a teaspoon, or simply your very own finger - whatever is at hand, you'll be tempted to dip it into this pot of sinful creamy goo.

The brand is pretty significant too, because imitations don't always get the hazelnut side of the equation right. (Trader Joe's own brand chocolate hazelnut spread is no comparison, for example.)
 
blueta2 said:
Good news. Found this info on Nutella. This is the Canadian formula

Nutella (chocolate hazelnut spread)

Serving Size 1 serving 2 TBSP (37g)
Amount per serving

Calories 0 Calories from Fat 0
Hide Daily Values % Daily Value*

Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Polyunsaturated Fat 3g
Monounsaturated Fat 6g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 15mg 1%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 8%
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 0g
Protein 25g

Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 4% Iron 9%
Thiamin 3% Riboflavin 4%
Niacin 1% Pantothenic Acid 1%
Vitamin B6 2% Vitamin B12 2%
Potassium 4% Phosphorus 6%
Magnesium 6% Zinc 3%
Copper 9% %
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Show Daily Values

Description:


Too much is not enough, when it comes to this chocolate flavoured hazelnut spread. It can make anything taste good and the best things taste unbelievable. Bread, a rye cracker, fruit, a Parisian crepe, a teaspoon, or simply your very own finger - whatever is at hand, you'll be tempted to dip it into this pot of sinful creamy goo.

The brand is pretty significant too, because imitations don't always get the hazelnut side of the equation right. (Trader Joe's own brand chocolate hazelnut spread is no comparison, for example.)
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three shouts for nutella!

I was too afraid to look at the label. If it was bad, I didn't want to know.
 
hi hr my fuckin 2002 xtera broke down today and left me at work had to take a cab home 50 fuckin bucks
 
blueta2 said:
Good news. Found this info on Nutella. This is the Canadian formula

Nutella (chocolate hazelnut spread)

Serving Size 1 serving 2 TBSP (37g)
Amount per serving

Calories 0 Calories from Fat 0
Hide Daily Values % Daily Value*

Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Polyunsaturated Fat 3g
Monounsaturated Fat 6g
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
Sodium 15mg 1%
Total Carbohydrates 0g 8%
Dietary Fiber 2g
Sugars 0g
Protein 25g

Vitamin A 0% Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 4% Iron 9%
Thiamin 3% Riboflavin 4%
Niacin 1% Pantothenic Acid 1%
Vitamin B6 2% Vitamin B12 2%
Potassium 4% Phosphorus 6%
Magnesium 6% Zinc 3%
Copper 9% %
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.

Show Daily Values

Description:


Too much is not enough, when it comes to this chocolate flavoured hazelnut spread. It can make anything taste good and the best things taste unbelievable. Bread, a rye cracker, fruit, a Parisian crepe, a teaspoon, or simply your very own finger - whatever is at hand, you'll be tempted to dip it into this pot of sinful creamy goo.

The brand is pretty significant too, because imitations don't always get the hazelnut side of the equation right. (Trader Joe's own brand chocolate hazelnut spread is no comparison, for example.)
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Explain to me how it has 9 grams of fat, but none listed under the total? Also explain to me how 36g of the 37g serving manages to actually have calories in it? That makes no sense what-so-ever. Are you to tell me this product is 97% calorie dense? Impossible.

And how is it possible this doesn't contain ANY calories, even though it contains protien, carbs, and fat?

You fail at making fake labels.
 
sardonicone said:
Explain to me how it has 9 grams of fat, but none listed under the total? Also explain to me how 36g of the 37g serving manages to actually have calories in it? That makes no sense what-so-ever. Are you to tell me this product is 97% calorie dense? Impossible.

And how is it possible this doesn't contain ANY calories, even though it contains protien, carbs, and fat?

You fail at making fake labels.
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It was a joke, which you failed to see ;-)
It's my dream Nutella. A girl can dream right?
 
blueta2 said:
It was a joke, which you failed to see ;-)
It's my dream Nutella. A girl can dream right?
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How did I fail to see that? I called you on what it was.

The least you could have done is make it make a modicum of sense.
 
jenscats5 said:
Why did I read this thread???????? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??
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Come over to the dark side Jen. Eat nutella! Lots and lots of YUMMY nutella! lol.
 
sardonicone said:
This is normally where I'd pull my shirt over my head and ask you if you were threatening me.

But...


I'm not in the mood.
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LOL.

I am CORNHOLIO!
 
sardonicone said:
Explain to me how it has 9 grams of fat, but none listed under the total? Also explain to me how 36g of the 37g serving manages to actually have calories in it? That makes no sense what-so-ever. Are you to tell me this product is 97% calorie dense? Impossible.

And how is it possible this doesn't contain ANY calories, even though it contains protien, carbs, and fat?

You fail at making fake labels.
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LOL
 
heatherrae said:
Come over to the dark side Jen. Eat nutella! Lots and lots of YUMMY nutella! lol.
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No can do..........8 weeks out......no nutella.....
 
jenscats5 said:
No can do..........8 weeks out......no nutella.....
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Oh, well first post contest meal. Triple Decker Banana Nutella french toast!

Good luck by the way! You rock!
 
heatherrae said:
Oh, well first post contest meal. Triple Decker Banana Nutella french toast!

Good luck by the way! You rock!
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I'll have to add that to my ever-growing list of what to eat afterwards......it's getting long!! :chomp:
 
jenscats5 said:
I'll have to add that to my ever-growing list of what to eat afterwards......it's getting long!! :chomp:
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I bet.

I admire you fitness chicks. I'm not that strong...lol.
 
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