I was molested...

[TC2]

By my friends fucking cat this morning.

I'm keeping it for her while she's out of town and I woke up this morning feeling something heavy on my junk.

I wake up and am like WTF?? Look down and here is this fucking cat "suckling" at my crotch. It looked up at me and I was like "I didnt say stop".

I feel unclean.

Does this make me gay, cause it was a male cat?

 

[jerkbox]

yes, it does.

 

[CipherLock]

When's the wedding?

 

[TC2]

jeusth crysth.

 

[BileStew]

New twist to saying "you got morning pussy".

 

[TC2]

Stop judging me. I was the victim here.

 

[CipherLock]

I heard the cat is claiming rape, you better get a good lawyer, the SPCA is gonna be all over you.

 

[Deterass]

 

[alien amp pharm]

Does this make me gay

Not since you already were.

 

[TC2]

Not since you already were.

Wicked remark there captain lame remarko. What's next, I know you are but what am I??

By the way , is your sister back in town yet??

 

[TC2]

I heard the cat is claiming rape, you better get a good lawyer, the SPCA is gonna be all over you.

What if I can prove that the cat had mutipule partners over the last few days??

I better buy my dog a huge fuckin diamond ring so as to look as unguilty as possible.

That cat is probably just after the money anyway.

 

[alien amp pharm]

No, she's still away. I should have cousins in tommorrow though, so somebody's getting action this Holiday.
<-------- This guy!


Did you put my gamertag in yet? I got you in last night. Going to pick up Rainbow6 3 tonight.

 

[Lumberg]

jeusth crysth.

LOL

 

[TC2]

No, she's still away. I should have cousins in tommorrow though, so somebody's getting action this Holiday.
<-------- This guy!


Did you put my gamertag in yet? I got you in last night. Going to pick up Rainbow6 3 tonight.

Sweet , there's a reason that cousin rymes with lovin.

I added you , man go rent Rainbow 6 III and Counterstrike and see which one you like more or buy both of them.

I've been playing the fuck outta counterstrike. Fun ass game, I like it more than RB 6.

I'll be on later this afternoon, im me when you go online.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

dude. practice hygene and i guarantee that you wont have no more cats on your crotch anymore

 

[molnii]

funniest shit ever...

 

[BO-DEN]

ewwwww

 

[pharmguy]

he left out the part where he rubbed tuna fish all over his crotch before he went to sleep

 

[molnii]

LOL

 

[Deleted member 33117]

LoL funniest thread of the day. Karma for you bro.

 

[TC2]

dude. practice hygene and i guarantee that you wont have no more cats on your crotch anymore

What?? Like no more pouring milk on my crotch at night??

Fuck that.