I was approached by a campus model recruiter today

[supersizeme]

So there I was in the middle of Banana Republic trying on 47 different pairs of khakis(all at the same time) in an attempt to see which one made my ass look the best while at the same time appropriately complimenting the shiny, reflective Abercrombie and Fitch muscle shirt that I had on which was tied in a knot in the front exposing my midriff and neatly groomed happy trail. I have abs and smell like onions. I was still a little bit worked up from getting kicked out of the three-sided mirror stage for the 6th time. Apparently an hour is "too long" to stand in front of the mirror and hit poses while other people selfishly are waiting to stare at their pathetic, ugly future-corpses clad in not yet purchased store items. So I'm meandering about the front of the store, casually mentioning to other shoppers that I look fantastic in these pants don't you think, when all of a sudden this guy comes up to me out of the blue and starts talking. After realizing he wasn't there to compliment me or ask how I got big arms and tight abs, I started to listen to him. He handed me his business card which read:

Gelin Myhair, Sr.
Fucking Sweet Campus Model Recruiter
Southern Region
Elite Campus Modeling, Inc.

It was at this point that it dawned on me what was going on. My dream had come true. Gelin wanted me to come campus model for his company. I asked him what this entailed. His reponse was, "I don't know. No one knows. Just come do it." So I said I was down for it and agreed to call him next week. I'm on my way, fellas. It's finally happening for me.

Now I belong. I'm one of the beautiful ones.

 

[HighIntensity]

heres what youll need

Highlight you hair- just the front ala Ricky Martin (campus model idol)

colored contacts- go with purple, be an orginal

vintage tshirt- like one that looks like its from the 70's but you bought it at structure two days ago, get it XS

Flared fadded jeans- Money alls I gots to say on this one

Oil- for you body, makes your cuts look better

Tan- go like 3 times a day, then use bronzer, when your glowing your ready

Prada boots- steal em

Water Bottle- just to carry around, looks good like your always ready for a little cardio

Sunglasses- again vintage look

oh and practice the sexy smile thing 4 times a day, like im smiling but im not, but I am

 

[frorider6]

like im smiling but im not, but I am

 

[guards]

ROTFLMAO

 

[gymtime]

H.I. - You left out the campus model's most important task, the weekly waxing. Please deduct ten princess points from your total.

 

[Infinity]

Hehehe. This thread kinda reminds me of my friend that just moved into my house. He's def. the campus model type, he has more hair products than i even knew existed. People even tell him he kinda looks like ricky martin. But still that man gets more women than anybody I've ever seen.

 

[havoc]

LOL

 

[addickt]

Campus Models are FLOZZY.

 

[HighIntensity]

H.I. - You left out the campus model's most important task, the weekly waxing. Please deduct ten princess points from your total.

dude I use to wax myself, damn talk about the pain of all pain....
now its all about the Mach three, im not monkey hairy so mach three does me fine...

also another trick, gel the eyebrows

sad thing is I do more than half that list, but then again looking goods a job, not a right.

 

[Si|vio]

HI what's wrong with any of those things???

 

[Austin316]

Well Ive been a campus model for a week now and still have no idea what the hell Im supposed to do

 

[Lord_Suston]

Damn you forgot the coral shell necklace, and the capri pants.
LOL

P.S. when did guys start wearing capri pants???? I mean I see a lot of guys wearing them WTF is wrong weith the world today???

 

[PinK233]

Oh yes I don't understand that whole capri pants things...guys don't do it it's SUPER GAY.....and coral shell necklaces are even more super gay.....

 

[TheYork]

I hate models, they are a bunch of dog shit eating pussies. A fat man will beat a models all any day of the week.

 

[solidspine]

Good luck

May need more than luck

 

[TheYork]

what kind of guy actually gives a shit what he wears? Today I wore a shirt that says "maryland terrapins basketball" on the front with a little hole in it. I just wear regular pants, with socks and shoes and froot of the loom underwear. I dont understand why any guy would go spend alot of money on clothes. I thought this was a board of tuff bodybuilders like myself. Any man who stands in front of a mirror and buys expensive clothes makes me sick and is a sissy homo.

Thats why models are such morons, they arent even men. those homos get their eyebrows and shit done. i want to meet some 160 pound model, i will beat his ass for sure.

 

[KAYNE]

I hate models, they are a bunch of dog shit eating pussies. A fat man will beat a models all any day of the week.

I DID SOME MODELING FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS. I STILL DO EVERY NOW AND THEN. I'D LIKE TO SEE SOME FAT MAN BEAT ME ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.



KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

what kind of guy actually gives a shit what he wears? Today I wore a shirt that says "maryland terrapins basketball" on the front with a little hole in it. I just wear regular pants, with socks and shoes and froot of the loom underwear. I dont understand why any guy would go spend alot of money on clothes. I thought this was a board of tuff bodybuilders like myself. Any man who stands in front of a mirror and buys expensive clothes makes me sick and is a sissy homo.

Thats why models are such morons, they arent even men. those homos get their eyebrows and shit done. i want to meet some 160 pound model, i will beat his ass for sure.

YOU ARE SO DAMN STUPID!!! I BUY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES. I HAVE NICE SHIT. YOU KNOW WHY??? CUZ I CAN!!! THATS WHY. IF YOUR ASS WASNT SO FUCKING BROKE YOU WOULD ENJOY SOME NICE SHIT. I WEAR SCRUBS AND TSHIRTS LIKE THE NEXT GUY. BUT WHEN I GO OUT, I WEAR EXPENSIVE SHIT. I LIKE TO LOOK NICE. YOU WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PROBABLY. THATS WHY YOUR ASS PROBABLY NEVER HAS HAD A FINE WOMAN. CUZ YOU DONT KEEP UP WITH YOURSELF. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JUST WORKING OUT EITHER. AND ITS NOT TUFF YOU FUCKING IDIOT. ITS TOUGH!!!


KAYNE

 

[TheYork]

YOU ARE SO DAMN STUPID!!! I BUY EXPENSIVE CLOTHES. I HAVE NICE SHIT. YOU KNOW WHY??? CUZ I CAN!!! THATS WHY. IF YOUR ASS WASNT SO FUCKING BROKE YOU WOULD ENJOY SOME NICE SHIT. I WEAR SCRUBS AND TSHIRTS LIKE THE NEXT GUY. BUT WHEN I GO OUT, I WEAR EXPENSIVE SHIT. I LIKE TO LOOK NICE. YOU WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PROBABLY. THATS WHY YOUR ASS PROBABLY NEVER HAS HAD A FINE WOMAN. CUZ YOU DONT KEEP UP WITH YOURSELF. I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT JUST WORKING OUT EITHER. AND ITS NOT TUFF YOU FUCKING IDIOT. ITS TOUGH!!!


KAYNE

hahahahah, big bad kayne used to be a pussy ass model. like i said buckwheat, models are pussy. i didn't stutter when i said it either. any fat man would beat your ass and take your girl. i dont see why a girl would like a model homo anyway, maybe she wants somone who is as self consious as her. you must be like a 14 year old girl, trying on your clothes infront of the mirror.

if i was your father, son, i would raise you to be a man. no son of mine will ever be a little pansy ass model. i guess thats why you aren't my son. i would be ashamed of you.

and who are you calling a poor bastard crackerjack? go fuck a hippo bozo.

 

[KAYNE]

GO FUCK A HIPPO!!! YOURE VERY INTELLIGENT ARENT YOU. LMAO!!! THATS SOME 8TH GRADE SHIT. HOW OLD ARE YOU BOY?

IF YOU SAY I'M A PUSSY THEN I MUST BE A PUSSY. JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE EVER IN NEW ORLEANS CITY LIL ONE!!! THEN YOU COULD SEE IF I'M A PUSSY FOR YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A HATER ALL YOUR LIFE. SOMEONE WILL LIKE YOU ONE DAY.


KAYNE

 

[Jimsbbc]

The York-

Don't be jealous of Kayne, just cause you aren't as pretty as him. There is nothing wrong with being a model. It's just a job. it doens't mean you are a sissy or a homo, (which is a VERY immature stereotype) it just means you are good looking enough to get paid for it.

Just because you don't fall into this catagory doesn't mean you need to berate those who do because of your own insecurities and low self esteem (and degrate them to make yourself feel better).

 

[TheYork]

GO FUCK A HIPPO!!! YOURE VERY INTELLIGENT ARENT YOU. LMAO!!! THATS SOME 8TH GRADE SHIT. HOW OLD ARE YOU BOY?

IF YOU SAY I'M A PUSSY THEN I MUST BE A PUSSY. JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE EVER IN NEW ORLEANS CITY LIL ONE!!! THEN YOU COULD SEE IF I'M A PUSSY FOR YOURSELF.

YOU KNOW, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A HATER ALL YOUR LIFE. SOMEONE WILL LIKE YOU ONE DAY.


KAYNE

Go fuck yourself. New Orleans is the ghetto, and I dont fly cross country. Im offended that you call me a little boy. Im not personally insulting you at all buckwheat, all im saying is models are pussys. you are the one that admitted that you used to be a model. Were you also an adult film star? Or is that your dream? You know who watches those dick flicks dont you, fat ugly women. And when I said go fuck a hippo, i meant go do your big ugly momma. Afterall, she is hungry hungry hippo.

But im not going to get into a childish internet flame war with a model. I stated my opinions, and they aren't subject to change, buckwheat. Go buy your dukie houzer pants and get and eyeball transplanted into the end of your penis, that way you can look at your expensive undies all day long.

If I did come to neworleans, i would probably take care of your little stcik 160lb ass, i weigh 190 to boot! Im not accusing you at all, but most models are either gay, or they go both ways. I hear that many models have their fudge packed so tight, they can shit out enough bricks to build a two story house.

Im just stating my opinion, and if you dont like it? If you dont like it you can go stick an onion up your ass buckwheat.

 

[TheYork]

The York-

Don't be jealous of Kayne, just cause you aren't as pretty as him. There is nothing wrong with being a model. It's just a job. it doens't mean you are a sissy or a homo, (which is a VERY immature stereotype) it just means you are good looking enough to get paid for it.

Just because you don't fall into this catagory doesn't mean you need to berate those who do because of your own insecurities and low self esteem (and degrate them to make yourself feel better).

the only people that are insecure are the ones who go look at pants like little girls, and try on every pair. i used to think kayne was a tough guy, but if he is a model, that changes my opinion. models are just little punks, fat men like me will take care of models any day of the week. i enjoy being a fat strong man, not a turd eatin' son of a bitch model.

 

[KAYNE]

THX JIM. BUT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, YOU DONT HAVE TO BE THAT GOOD LOOKING TO DO MODELING. IT ALL DEPENDS ON THE JOB. I GOT MOST OF MY JOBS FOR BEING IN SHAPE. I KNOW SOME UGLY MOFOS WHO DO ALL KINDS OF MODELING. AND I ONLY DID IT FOR FUN. IT JUST SO HAPPENED I GOT PAID. ITS FUN AND YOU MEET LOTS OF PEOPLE. MOSTLY GIRLS. AND YOU GET TO GO TO FUN PLACES. I WORKED A P.DIDDY SUPERBOWL PARTY LAST MONTH. I WAS SUPPOSED TO MODEL IT BUT THEY WANTED US TO DRESS IN SOME CORNY ASS TOGAS FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT. I DECIDED TO BARTEND IT AND MADE DOUBLE THE MONEY.


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

YORK
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. IF YOU HAD A CHOICE TO GO SOMEWHERE IN YOUR RIPPED UP PANTS AND STAND AROUND A BUNCH OF GUYS. PAY A COVER CHARGE AND BUY YOUR DRINKS ALL NIGHT LONG. OR.....................

YOU HAVE A CHANCE TO GO TO A BIG PARTY WITH LOTS OF CELEBRITIES (I.E....THE PUFF DADDY SUPERBOWL PARTY I WORKED IN FEB.) OR A CLUB WITH LOTS OF HOES IN IT AND GET FREE DRINKS CUZ YOU DID A LITTLE SHOW THERE AND GOT PAID FOR IT. GOT INTO THE CLUB FOR FREE AND GOT INTO VIP FOR FREE WITHOUT BUYING THE BOTTLE OF EXPENSIVE CHAMPAIGN. AND MEET PEOPLE TO GET IN OTHER CLUBS FREE AND VIP AND MEET LOTS OF OTHER FINE ASS WOMEN.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO??? FAT OR IN SHAPE, WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER DO!!!

AND I DID THE SHIT FOR FUN. NO OTHER REASON. I DONT BRAG ABOUT IT AND I DONT THINK I'M BETTER THAN ANYONE. AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS A TOUGH GUY!!! THIS IS THE INTERNET, HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW WHO I AM OR HOW I AM. EVERYONE ONE OF US COULD BE LYING.


KAYNE

 

[TheYork]

im not fat and out of shape, i am currently going german volume training.

i choose to go to bed, because this thread and board blow.

puff daddy is a shithead.

 

[HighIntensity]

To Mr. York


your ugly


Yours in sport
George Spellwin

 

[Frackal]

the only people that are insecure are the ones who go look at pants like little girls, and try on every pair. i used to think kayne was a tough guy, but if he is a model, that changes my opinion. models are just little punks, fat men like me will take care of models any day of the week. i enjoy being a fat strong man, not a turd eatin' son of a bitch model.

Sorry my friend, but there is nothing wrong with being good looking, great looking, or gorgeous. Congratulations on being fat, you sound very happy with it...to the rest of us it's obvious you are "playa hatin' " to the extreme... I plan on doing some modeling in the future, (fitness modeling) and I'm sure that I'll get wry looks from guys like yourself, nothing more than a fat chick glaring at a pretty girl....


Stop being so petty man, live your own life and worry not about others so much.

 

[Gorlim]

ugly people should be killed there a visual offense.

 

[b fold the truth]

yeah...happens to fat guys like me all the time

B True

 

[rgosit]

Im always thought to say models are pussies...
but if i had the opertunity i would not hesitate..money..it seems easy..but what could in kno..and bitches..i dont kno how i could tern it down...

maybe i say that cause im jelous..cause the model look is that real skinny ripped look...mostly all genetics..especially abs kinda gtes me mad..im always like ..skinny bitches..

but im not gonna hate..cause if i had the oppurtunity iwould do it too

 

[PinK233]

Get off Kayne's jock York....

 

[KAYNE]

Get off Kayne's jock York....

COULDNT HAVE SAID THAT BETTER MYSELF SWEETIE!!!


LMAO @ GORLIM!!!


RGOSIT
ITS NOT ONLY THE SKINNY RIPPED LOOK. I'M NOT SKINNY.


KAYNE

 

[dballer]

nothing wrong with being a model.. but they generally are pussies.. cause they are afraid to let that pretty little face get messed up.
I like being ugly.. cause I know I will never be a model or a pussy.

not to upset you KAYNE.... jsut my 0.02

 

[WODIN]

This thread is gay. Guys are actually wearing capri pants? I would have to beat the shit out the mother fucker wearing them just on principal.

 

[dballer]

hahahah Wodin... gooda onew

 

[Lostdog]

Your now one of "The beautiful people the beautiful people"

 

[musclebrains]

This thread is gay.

Generally, the gayest threads here seem to be the work of alleged heterosexuals. What's that all about?

 

[saint808]

Generally, the gayest threads here seem to be the work of alleged heterosexuals. What's that all about?

we have a don't ask don't tell policy here MB.

 

[musclebrains]

we have a don't ask don't tell policy here MB.

LOL...mkay. But I'm guessing.

 

[dballer]

funny how gay guys accuse straight guys of being gay. Like a kid that gets busted for throwing somthing in class... then says.. well he was doing it too.

 

[musclebrains]

funny how gay guys accuse straight guys of being gay. Like a kid that gets busted for throwing somthing in class... then says.. well he was doing it too.

Yeah, funny, too, how you always point that out. Like it makes a difference.

 

[AAP]

Generally, the gayest threads here seem to be the work of alleged heterosexuals. What's that all about?

Word.

 

[TheYork]

funny how the models assume i am ugly and fat because i just stated the truth, which is that they are pussies. yeah, i am a little fat, but it is called bulking, shitheads. im getting ready to go on a ckd diet and lean up in a couple months, but im sure as hell not going to go to the store and try on all the pants, then go fuck some other model up his asshole and stretch it out like a piece of elastic. i dont plan on ever being a model, i dont plan on running around with shit on my dick either (not that the two alwasy go togeather...but). im a real man, not a fag who isn't afraid to come out of the closet. if i have a broken wrist, i go to the doc and get that shit put in a cast, i dont go into the closet, or stick my wrist in my coat pocket to hide it.

the point is, if you are an ugly fucker, you can go try on all the pants you want, and get all the surgery you want, but you will still be an ugly fucker. you bro's dont need to be wasting your money, put it towards finding a cure for aids. look out for your future models!

hey pink, buckwheat, im not going to flame you, but i dont know of any good looking people who sit around on a chat board all day, that goes for all you. first off, if you are in college you sure as fuck should have something better to do than sit around on a computer all day and chat. and for you models that are out of college, enjoy it while it lasts, beause in a couple years you wont have to worry about what pants you are wearing to get pussy, because you will have old wrinkily man dicks limp and gimp as your wrists.

im not going to continue this thread, you all obviousley are like "cool, look...im a model...in my fancy pants." Why dont you go eat someting shitheads and put a little meat on your bones so you wont be afraid everytime a jackedup fat man walks by wanting to kick your ass for bieng a pussy.

 

[WODIN]

Generally, the gayest threads here seem to be the work of alleged heterosexuals. What's that all about?

Not gay as in happy or as in liking to split the two moons. But as in Richard Simmons pansy ass sissy-boy type of gayness that crosses all sexual preferences.

 

[TheYork]

i bet musclebrains is a model.

if people want to be like musclebrains, than that is thier choice, im not going to argue.

 

[supersizeme]

wodin models minivans as his contract with porsche was cancelled not too long ago.

this thread took an interesting direction.

 

[guards]

I thought this was a board of tuff bodybuilders like myself.
Thats why models are such morons, they arent even men. those homos get their eyebrows and shit done. i want to meet some 160 pound model, i will beat his ass for sure.

You stated that you weight 190 lbs.....that does not make you tough OR a bodybuilder in my books. You said you were bulking? 190lbs is not much bulk little man.


Why not try and tangle with my 260lb 13% ex-model ass???

I think you should stop talking before you make yourself look like even more of an idiot.


peace

 

[WODIN]

wodin models minivans as his contract with porsche was cancelled not too long ago.

this thread took an interesting direction.

I sooooo want to use you for a curl bar right about now!!!!

 

[musclebrains]

i bet musclebrains is a model.

if people want to be like musclebrains, than that is thier choice, im not going to argue.

May, is that you? May? May, is that you?

 

[LiLady11]

Where oh where did this thread go wrong??
It started as something funny and turned into Yorks bitch fest...

I'll agree with Pink and gladly tell you to get off Kayne's jock. Its so fucking sad when a person is so freakin jealous. Grow the fuck up!! And as for your little rant about people being on a chat board, you're the loser picking a damn fight with people over the internet!! Don't you have someone else to pick on? Someone that you actually know? Loser

 

[HighIntensity]

Where oh where did this thread go wrong??
It started as something funny and turned into Yorks bitch fest...

I'll agree with Pink and gladly tell you to get off Kayne's jock. Its so fucking sad when a person is so freakin jealous. Grow the fuck up!! And as for your little rant about people being on a chat board, you're the loser picking a damn fight with people over the internet!! Don't you have someone else to pick on? Someone that you actually know? Loser

You GO GIRL !

 

[HighIntensity]

"cool, look...im a model...in my fancy pants."

I like to say this to random strangers

 

[OMEGA]

Campus Models are FLOZZY.

who is in you avatar?

 

[LaviathanX]

I think York beats his kids

anyone agree?

 

[u4ik_RAGE]

The York:

Damn, you're a pathetic moron. Are you paying attention to what you are posting?! You're comments are so hypocritical it's fuckin' hilarious.

And who cares if you are on German Volume Training right now and about to do ckd? The fact of the matter, as you say it, is right now you are a 190 lb jealous bastard with a lot of body fat.

 

[sigweed]

btw The York... he was joking about all that stuff. I'm not entirely sure if you caught that, or maybe just skimmed through the post (the first one), he was just joking, he didnt actually try on 72 pairs of pants at once with his abercrombie (which i personally like) shirt tied up like britney spears... so chill dude. its all fun and games.

 

[Boach]

This thread is funny.

HighIntensity, wanna go shopping? I need a new pair of Versace underwear for a big date coming up. I like em cuz they make my package look huge and you know I need all the help I can get.

Next, I'll treat you to a fruit smoothie and we'll meet TheYork at The GAP where we'll totally coordinate a totally cute outfit for the clubs. If we have any time left, we'll drag Kayne away from his full sized mirror long enough to fill a bathtub full of Nair and dip York in it. What do you say?

 

[Boach]

BTW:

Abercrombie and Fitch jeans are by far the best jeans for the money. However, if you can plunk down the extra cash and enter triple digit territory, go for french connection of diesel.

Banana Republic makes the best kahkis, hands down.

 

[FreeballinDC]

and froot of the loom underwear

You wear underwear??? What kind of man are you?

For the love of God, freeball!