Here's my cut and paste response to the last 12 year old kid who got a hold of mommy and daddy's computer and found our discussion board and posted some nonsense like this:
"Jesus Christ. How old are you? You sound like youre 12 years old,
I want lean hard muscle fast
I dont want any water retention
I want zero side effects
I want to put on 40lbs in 12 weeks of pure muscle while simultaneously losing all bodyfat
I want to have threesomes with Carmen Electra and Jessica Alba
I want my dick to get bigger
I want to melt the fat off and get huge at the same time
I want to win the lottery
Oh yeah and I also dont like injecting so orals only please. My ultimate goals here are to get fast, huge, ripped, jacked, and ultimately take over the world! I have been training for 2 weeks now. Im 12 years old, 5'7 125 pounds. I eat lots of eggos,captain crunch cereal, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and sometimes I eat steak or chicken when my mommy cooks it once or twice a week."
lol, ahh christ that was a great first post there keepstackinpaper with a name like that i hope you have a job or are in some way makin a lot of money and not one of those kids who dresses like a baller and talks like 50 cent even though their mom bought them their clothes! bahhahahhhahahaaahhahahhhah!