I want Answers!!!

[WODIN]

Why do bird suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

Can anyone honestly answer the question: what would you do if you had no inhibitions?

Why is that you can not define something without refering to something else?

What do you get when you fall in love?

Is there anybody out there?

If you knew and fully comprehended your relative significance in the entire vastness of the entire universe, which is a really big place, would you be such a pompos horses ass about little green pieces of paper?

 

[Drizzt]

I am confused.

Drizz

 

[havoc]

What is Clark Kent without a telephone booth?

 

[WODIN]

Depression: Anger without enthusiasm.

 

[WODIN]

Oh good one hav...

Batman...what is up with that pointy eared outfit?

 

[beefybull]

Why do bird suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

Can anyone honestly answer the question: what would you do if you had no inhibitions?

Why is that you can not define something without refering to something else?

What do you get when you fall in love?

Is there anybody out there?

If you knew and fully comprehended your relative significance in the entire vastness of the entire universe, which is a really big place, would you be such a pompos horses ass about little green pieces of paper?

Q - Why do bird suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
A - Not sure

Q - Can anyone honestly answer the question: what would you do if you had no inhibitions?
A - Yes, if i had no inhibitions (my main and basically only one being Religion), I'd do whatever the hell I wanted. If it werent for the 10 commandments, there'd be a helluva lot more murder, and i'd no doubt be packin almost all the time. I have a friend who doesnt believe in God, and I told him that if i was in his shoes, I'd be robbin & stealin on the regular. Laws are more of a social control tool than anything else, and I think that the average intelligent person doesnt pay too much regards to them in general. Religion is the reason we dont have utter chaos.

Q - Why is that you can not define something without refering to something else?
A - Human language requires references

Q - What do you get when you fall in love?
A - Not much, however they do say that those who genuinely believe they are in love have increased endorphins and some other brain chemicals

Q - Is there anybody out there?
A - I'm 99.99% sure there are. I dont believe aliens have necessarily been to earth or are hear now, but the mere theory of probability suggests they are out there. The Milky way galaxy (ours), consists of thousands upon thousands of stars and planets. Then factor in the fact that its only 1 of thousands upon thousands of galaxies and you've got to think there are billions, perhaps trillions of planets. And earth is the only one with life...doubt it.

Q - If you knew and fully comprehended your relative significance in the entire vastness of the entire universe, which is a really big place, would you be such a pompos horses ass about little green pieces of paper?
A - Yep

 

[WODIN]

Looks like WODIN is doing his squats to the "Carpenters Greatest Hits" today.

Why couldn't they sell Karen Carpenter's house?

No kitchen.

 

[69Muscle]

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

 

[Zebo]

Why couldn't they sell Karen Carpenter's house?

No kitchen.

Doh!

 

[needleboy]

Why do superheroes wear tights and capes??

 

[FreeballinDC]

Why do bird suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

because your Tippi Hendren? (couldn't find a bird)

 

[WODIN]

If Mama Cass gave Karen Carpenter her sandwich...

They'd both be alive today.

 

[needleboy]

If Mama Cass gave Karen Carpenter her sandwich...

They'd both be alive today.

That's just wrong......


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[WODIN]

What do you call Karen Carpenter with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

*ADMIT IT DAMNIT YOU LAUGHED AT THAT ONE!!!*

 

[Taps]

God, you morning crew people are fucked up.

*shakes head*

 

[Lao Tzu]

Why do bird suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
-they don't. That is a song.

Can anyone honestly answer the question: what would you do if you had no inhibitions?
-Take some xanax & alcohol and try it.

Why is that you can not define something without refering to something else?
-ah, the theory of relativity. all is relative to all.

What do you get when you fall in love?
-usually fucked over by becoming emotionally dependent on someone just as immature as yourself.

Is there anybody out there?
-perhaps

If you knew and fully comprehended your relative significance in the entire vastness of the entire universe, which is a really big place, would you be such a pompos horses ass about little green pieces of paper?
-yes as our identities are based on things like that (making money, keeping up with the Joneses). That is like asking bacteria not to create methane just because there is a civil war in yugoslavia. see the relativity answer.

 

[WODIN]

Do bacteria think?

Why is that you can put down a piece of paper and draw a black dot on it and then slowly look away from the dot to your left and it will go poof and you find out where your blind spot for your optical nerve is put you don't have a blind spot in front of you now without that pure visual?

If everything we physically see is upside down and backwards and our brain "turns" it around are we not in fact living in a convex bubble?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Can you see the real me? Can ya!?

Pootie tang!!!

 

[curling]

Why do bird suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

So they can crap on you. I hate seagulls they are rats with wings.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Do bacteria think?

Why is that you can put down a piece of paper and draw a black dot on it and then slowly look away from the dot to your left and it will go poof and you find out where your blind spot for your optical nerve is put you don't have a blind spot in front of you now without that pure visual?

If everything we physically see is upside down and backwards and our brain "turns" it around are we not in fact living in a convex bubble?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

Can you see the real me? Can ya!?

Pootie tang!!!

Wodin, not to flame, but has all that methane from the Amish horses finally gotten to you? If so, are you on medication for this? Just wondering.

 

[MrMuscle]

hey Wodin the museum called, they wanted you back in the mummy exibit(sp?)

 

[WODIN]

FBDC -

Actually the dairy farms put out way more methan than the horses and my meds are fine!

MM -

I am still on leave. Those bastards had me over booked at the last exhibit at I had to stand there like I was repelling in horror from seeing your moms stanky box for ten weeks.

 

[MrMuscle]

MM -

I am still on leave. Those bastards had me over booked at the last exhibit at I had to stand there like I was repelling in horror from seeing your moms stanky box for ten weeks.

LOL my mom is younger than you bones

 

[FreeballinDC]

FBDC -

Actually the dairy farms put out way more methan than the horses and my meds are fine!

Good to hear. I have been thinking about going up to Lancaster county for a tour. The Washington Post printed an article about hiring a local Menonite tour guide to show you around where the Amish really hang out, not the touristy fake crap. Have you ever heard of this? Is it worth it? Are you the typical local who doesn't see the sights because you're local? I mean, I live in DC, but have yet to step foot in the White House, or the Washington Monument.

 

[WODIN]

Good to hear. I have been thinking about going up to Lancaster county for a tour. The Washington Post printed an article about hiring a local Menonite tour guide to show you around where the Amish really hang out, not the touristy fake crap. Have you ever heard of this? Is it worth it? Are you the typical local who doesn't see the sights because you're local? I mean, I live in DC, but have yet to step foot in the White House, or the Washington Monument.

I am your typical local who doesn't see the sights. So true and I have never heard of a menonite tour. There are plenty of working farms around lancaster that are open to tours though which is probably what you will see.

I do see a great many young Amish kids roller bladding down my block in the spring! My wife and I go bladding some in the spring and summer so you might see me knockin a few young jebadiah punks on their asses.


If you head up this way though...

You have to go to Long Wood Gardens in either in the Spring or for the christmas light festival. It's totally amazing.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I am your typical local who doesn't see the sights. So true and I have never heard of a menonite tour. There are plenty of working farms around lancaster that are open to tours though which is probably what you will see.

Thats cool, I was up there 10 years ago, and the countryside was beautiful, but when I went to Intercouse, I might as well have been standing outside the Air and Space Museum. Freaking tourists everywhere.

I do see a great many young Amish kids roller bladding down my block in the spring! My wife and I go bladding some in the spring and summer so you might see me knockin a few young jebadiah punks on their asses.

Rollerblading???? Isn't that against some rule about use of machines? LOL if I see Jeb and Lazarus on their asses on the side of the road, I will know the Wodin hurricane has been through.


If you head up this way though...

You have to go to Long Wood Gardens in either in the Spring or for the christmas light festival. It's totally amazing.

Hmmm, where are the Gardens located? And what would I be looking for?

 

[WODIN]

Hmmm, where are the Gardens located? And what would I be looking for?

Chester County, PA. Off of Route 1. A VERY BIG ASS SIGN, but done tastefully in an eggshell white with a green base. That say Longwood Gardens in italics.

The gardens are acres and acres of victorian era setups that the Duponts built when they were not busy inbreeding.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Chester County, PA. Off of Route 1. A VERY BIG ASS SIGN, but done tastefully in an eggshell white with a green base. That say Longwood Gardens in italics.

The gardens are acres and acres of victorian era setups that the Duponts built when they were not busy inbreeding.

I will put it on my to do list once I return from Korea.

As for the inbreeding, wasn't it a Dupont that killed off one of the Olympic wrestlers? I am sure that inbreeding was the cause for his mental state.

 

[WODIN]

I will put it on my to do list once I return from Korea.

As for the inbreeding, wasn't it a Dupont that killed off one of the Olympic wrestlers? I am sure that inbreeding was the cause for his mental state.

Right on both counts.

 

[FreeballinDC]

If you ever come to DC, and you see tourists scattered about the Metro's escalators like ragdolls, you know I have meted out justice for not following the "stand to the right" rule of escalator etiquette.

 

[WODIN]

If you ever come to DC, and you see tourists scattered about the Metro's escalators like ragdolls, you know I have meted out justice for not following the "stand to the right" rule of escalator etiquette.

LMAO....

I use to be in DC quite often dealing the the FERC. This is THE reason I went back to grad school to get an MIS. Move to a diff. sect. no travel. no suits...life is good!!!

 

[FreeballinDC]

LMAO....

I use to be in DC quite often dealing the the FERC. This is THE reason I went back to grad school to get an MIS. Move to a diff. sect. no travel. no suits...life is good!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love this city!!!! But it's some of the no-brainer stupidity that gets me going.

This may be a question for the original topic of this thread

WHY DO STUPID PEOPLE STAND ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE ESCALATOR?