I wanna be cool like DOT - Friday rant

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not very good at ranting, just complaining. But I am bored. So I got that going for me. I'm not sure how I can be this bored, yet so busy. it is like that age old question, how can I live so phat and be so skinny. something like that.
what pisses me off is people. and cars. people in cars. driving. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the way to work today. one hour on 95. fucking a. no idea what the backup was. and this bitch comes riding up on the breakdown lane and then cuts in front of me. fucking piece of shit honda and she gives me the wave. like that is okay...
I just don't get the fuckers that do that. you are in a huge line of cars and they are just like... damn, there is a long line of cars. then they are like... I'm special and good and better than everyone else - so I should get to go to the front.
so then they do. and I want to kill them. kill.
there is nothing more satisfying then firing a rocket launcher at them and seeing them die a painful death as they bleed out of their severed torso, wondering where their legs are. or when the cops are there and give them tickets.
also... rent is expensive...

damn - that might be the worst rant ever. I probably need more grits.

 

[frorider6]

So I got that going for me.

I love a subtle Caddyshack reference.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Re: I wanna be cool like DOT - Friday rant

I love a subtle Caddyshack reference.

Which is nice.

 

[bwood]

Re: Re: Re: I wanna be cool like DOT - Friday rant

but you are already cool like HappyScrappy???

 

[Y_lifter]

I lost count at 25, the number of times you said the word "LIKE"
in that rant....

Valle Speak classes finally kickin in I see huh?

Driving any Interstate to get to work has got to be the most Atrocious, Horrendous, most worstest thing immaginable.

2nd to a Calcutta Sewer of course.

 

[Y_lifter]

You are missing 3 necessary ingredients, as I see it:

1. You don't have enough dots between thoughts "..................."
2. You made no references to hot hispanic women
3. You didn't bash any board members.

Other than that, I thought it was good.

4. Disparaging comments regarding your co-workers
5. Some reference to the AFLAC Duck
6. Reference to Baseball in any form

 

[Train Harder]

When I see people doing that I straddle the line between the shoulder of the road and my lane so no one gets by.