MrMuscle you have been nice to me since I have jioned the boards, so in return I will hook you up with any surfing gear that you want. I will transform you into a "true" surfer, I'll get you the Arnette shades, the Quik sandals, and some Rusty board shorts.
Then I'll send you some pooka shells to wear around your neck.
All for nothing, that's a hook up! Just gimme your addy, and it's all yours.