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I have a roomate who I've been friends with since HS.
To make it short here's a little timeline
HS- good kid, had lot of friends played football and stuff. Never had a girlfriend all through HS, never even kissed a girl. He never drank once during hs. But partied sober a lot. Even when we tried to set him up with some chicks he was afraid to do it. He actually took this chick out who had a crush on him and he told her he never had a girlfriend so it was weird.
Fr in College. Starts drinking and gets a blow job from an ugly girl. I heard that story about 20 times in next 10 days
Sophmore, has a first girlfriend, she wasnt bad. I'm assuming thats when he actually finally started gettin some. Also bought an escalade and Started failing classes
Early JR year. Breaks up with her and falls into a deep depression. Starts reading these books on depression and stuff.
Than he finds another girlfriend, not bad but kinda annoying.
Gets a job as a club promoter, he is pretty bad at it but whatever. It's a fun job.
Sr year, which is now. He breaks up with her. School starts.
He tags this pretty decent hot girl that was introduced to him by our old friend. He did that without going too deep into relationship.
He tags one more while they were still kinda together. He cuts her off and is still taggin this new girl. She's pretty damn bomb but while he is doing that he is bangin another girl who is a model, he showed me the pics in vogue I think. On top of that theres a few more I'm pretty sure.
So anyway, we a have a network at our house where like 7 of us share our files. Mostly music, porn and movies. The other day while I was checkin out porn in his files (joe's masturbation station-the spank bank-37 sex guide books) I discovered his folder with all the sex guide books, and how you can pick up women if you are butt ugly etc etc. I asked him about it and he said he read every single one of them.
So I dont know I think it has something to do with it, I copied all those files and gonna start reading them too I guess. I mean, this guy gets so much ass these days its unbelievable.
Now dont ask me where this came from but almost everyone knows, that he has a small weiner. So it's not that.
thats the story
P.S. I also have this roomate who girls just wanna rape but he still cant get laid, it's weird cause he can keep a good conversation with them but he is such a stiff sometimes, far from a nerd too, just afraid to dance and stuff like that.
I'm out
To make it short here's a little timeline
HS- good kid, had lot of friends played football and stuff. Never had a girlfriend all through HS, never even kissed a girl. He never drank once during hs. But partied sober a lot. Even when we tried to set him up with some chicks he was afraid to do it. He actually took this chick out who had a crush on him and he told her he never had a girlfriend so it was weird.
Fr in College. Starts drinking and gets a blow job from an ugly girl. I heard that story about 20 times in next 10 days
Sophmore, has a first girlfriend, she wasnt bad. I'm assuming thats when he actually finally started gettin some. Also bought an escalade and Started failing classes
Early JR year. Breaks up with her and falls into a deep depression. Starts reading these books on depression and stuff.
Than he finds another girlfriend, not bad but kinda annoying.
Gets a job as a club promoter, he is pretty bad at it but whatever. It's a fun job.
Sr year, which is now. He breaks up with her. School starts.
He tags this pretty decent hot girl that was introduced to him by our old friend. He did that without going too deep into relationship.
He tags one more while they were still kinda together. He cuts her off and is still taggin this new girl. She's pretty damn bomb but while he is doing that he is bangin another girl who is a model, he showed me the pics in vogue I think. On top of that theres a few more I'm pretty sure.
So anyway, we a have a network at our house where like 7 of us share our files. Mostly music, porn and movies. The other day while I was checkin out porn in his files (joe's masturbation station-the spank bank-37 sex guide books) I discovered his folder with all the sex guide books, and how you can pick up women if you are butt ugly etc etc. I asked him about it and he said he read every single one of them.
So I dont know I think it has something to do with it, I copied all those files and gonna start reading them too I guess. I mean, this guy gets so much ass these days its unbelievable.
Now dont ask me where this came from but almost everyone knows, that he has a small weiner. So it's not that.
thats the story
P.S. I also have this roomate who girls just wanna rape but he still cant get laid, it's weird cause he can keep a good conversation with them but he is such a stiff sometimes, far from a nerd too, just afraid to dance and stuff like that.
I'm out
