I think May1010 is the satanic goatslayer

[May1010]

Possibly.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Or it could be the fact that I disabled my cookie feature, so I have to log in for every post I make, therefore the only time I appear online is when I make a post.

This is sad.

 

[HamsterHider]

or maybe Big Johnson is your secret goatslayer
the bounty hunter is near and he also has the package

 

[WODIN]

Datsa right...