I think I'm having false labor...

[heatherrae]

and I will tell you that it has put me in a mood so irritable that it borders on rage.

My stomach is bunching up and cramping. Okay, not unusual to have Braxton Hicks contractions at this stage in pregnancy, but I didn't know it would put me in such a BAD MOOD.

So, I decide to lie down to rest and finally get to sleep. My dad comes over and starts BANGING on the door like the f'n house is on fire. He is BANGING so loud that it startles the shit out of me. I run to the door and NOTHING was wrong. DAMN IT! LEAVE ME ALONE! I could have killed him. He brought his dog and asks if he can bathe his dog in my tub. Okay, fine. Then, he leaves and doesn't clean the tub.

I could murder someone right now.

 

[jh1]

and I will tell you that it has put me in a mood so irritable that it borders on rage.

My stomach is bunching up and cramping. Okay, not unusual to have Braxton Hicks contractions at this stage in pregnancy, but I didn't know it would put me in such a BAD MOOD.

So, I decide to lie down to rest and finally get to sleep. My dad comes over and starts BANGING on the door like the f'n house is on fire. He is BANGING so loud that it startles the shit out of me. I run to the door and NOTHING was wrong. DAMN IT! LEAVE ME ALONE! I could have killed him. He brought his dog and asks if he can bathe his dog in my tub. Okay, fine. Then, he leaves and doesn't clean the tub.

I could murder someone right now.

Wait. Your father doesn't have his own bathtub?

 

[Smurfy]

Wait. Your father doesn't have his own bathtub?

yeah wtf?


and aint no dogs bathing in my tub. funck that

 

[heatherrae]

Wait. Your father doesn't have his own bathtub?

Yes, but I have all the fancy dog shampoos, brushes, etc. Plus, he says my tub is smaller and easier to use. His house has the big tubs with bubble jets.

Plus, my stepmom would beat his ass for not cleaning the tub.

He said he came to visit, but he pretty much washed his dog and left...ROFL.

He also dried his dog with my good guest towell that was hanging up.

Really, what pissed me off was startling me when I was asleep though. DAMN, I hate to be awakened abruptly.

 

[jh1]

Yes, but I have all the fancy dog shampoos, brushes, etc. Plus, he says my tub is smaller and easier to use. His house has the big tubs with bubble jets.

Plus, my stepmom would beat his ass for not cleaning the tub.

He said he came to visit, but he pretty much washed his dog and left...ROFL.

He also dried his dog with my good guest towell that was hanging up.

Really, what pissed me off was startling me when I was asleep though. DAMN, I hate to be awakened abruptly.

Whatever.

He totally owned you.

 

[Smurfy]

Really, what pissed me off was startling me when I was asleep though. DAMN, I hate to be awakened abruptly.

Oh, well...um........then good luck with the newborn baby!!

 

[heatherrae]

Oh, well...um........then good luck with the newborn baby!!

I think that will be different...lol.

 

[samoth]

Definition of Braxton Hicks contractions

Braxton Hicks contractions: Irregular contractions of the womb (the uterus) occurring towards the middle of pregnancy in the first pregnancy and, earlier and more intensely, in subsequent pregnancies.

These contractions tend to occur during physical activity. The uterus tightens for 30 to 60 seconds beginning at the top of the uterus; and the contraction gradually spreads downward before relaxing. Although said to be painless, Braxton Hicks contractions may be quite uncomfortable and sometimes difficult to distinguish from the contractions of true labor.

Not named for a Dr. Braxton and a Dr. Hicks but for John Braxton Hicks (1823-1897), a British gynecologist.

 

[heatherrae]

Whatever.

He totally owned you.

he does it all the time.

He did the same thing the other day. I was working on the computer and talking to someone on the phone, and he comes over in the middle of the day. He didn't ask what I was doing or anything. He just says, "you have to look this up for me on the computer." I was on a business call!

His hands were shaking and he was all upset because he had gotten some piece of mail...blah blah blah. His emergency turned out to be NOTHING.

Damn it. I gave him a NICE computer when I closed my office last year. He still freaks out and makes me look everything up for him.

 

[jh1]

Oh, well...um........then good luck with the newborn baby!!

My little pumpkin sleeps like 10 - 12 hours every night. When it was during those first couple months - we had to wake her up every time for mid night feedings and the such.

She's perfect.

 

[Smurfy]

My little pumpkin sleeps like 10 - 12 hours every night. When it was during those first couple months - we had to wake her up every time for mid night feedings and the such.

She's perfect.

please stop giving your daughter codeine.

 

[heatherrae]

Definition of Braxton Hicks contractions

Braxton Hicks contractions: Irregular contractions of the womb (the uterus) occurring towards the middle of pregnancy in the first pregnancy and, earlier and more intensely, in subsequent pregnancies.

These contractions tend to occur during physical activity. The uterus tightens for 30 to 60 seconds beginning at the top of the uterus; and the contraction gradually spreads downward before relaxing. Although said to be painless, Braxton Hicks contractions may be quite uncomfortable and sometimes difficult to distinguish from the contractions of true labor.

Not named for a Dr. Braxton and a Dr. Hicks but for John Braxton Hicks (1823-1897), a British gynecologist.

I wouldn't say mine are painless, but they are very mild, like monthly cramping.

However, the MOOD SWING. HOLY SHIT!

 

[jh1]

please stop giving your daughter codeine.

Nose outta my shit....

 

[heatherrae]

My little pumpkin sleeps like 10 - 12 hours every night. When it was during those first couple months - we had to wake her up every time for mid night feedings and the such.

She's perfect.

yeah, shots of vodka in the bottle does that...lol.

 

[Smurfy]

I wouldn't say mine are painless, but they are very mild, like monthly cramping.

However, the MOOD SWING. HOLY SHIT!

oh j ust wait till the post partum. you'll be flying all over the place with the hormone imbalance.

 

[heatherrae]

oh j ust wait till the post partum. you'll be flying all over the place with the hormone imbalance.

Poor Jack...lol.

 

[heatherrae]

OH YEAH, and he ate the last piece of pie in the house and I have NOTHING else sweet here.

 

[jh1]

OH YEAH, and he ate the last piece of pie in the house and I have NOTHING else sweet here.

There's a joke there about you being sweet... and pie, and eating... uh.. the prego thing though.

Jack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[blueta2]

OH YEAH, and he ate the last piece of pie in the house and I have NOTHING else sweet here.

now that is grounds for murder

 

[Sculelos]

Wow, am I evil for thinking this thread is funny?

 

[stilleto]

Oh, well...um........then good luck with the newborn baby!!

lol.
true dat.

HR, if you think you're irritable now, wait until 2 weeks before your due date, when the weather is hotter and your ankles are swollen.

 

[heatherrae]

lol.
true dat.

HR, if you think you're irritable now, wait until 2 weeks before your due date, when the weather is hotter and your ankles are swollen.

I slept it off. That was NOT fun.