I think I'm going to die

[Nathan]

My left eye keeps twitching or pulsating or something. IT's been doing thiws for a few days now from time to time. It feels strange. And now I have a mild headache. Nothing major but it's there. Either I've been staring at a computer screen for too long or I'm dying. It's probably the latter too I just know it. Anyways, it was fun and I'll miss all of you. Take care.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

1) I know you are going to die. As will everyone else on this board. Eventually.

2) bletherospasms are normal, as are headaches. Drink more water, avoid coffee, avoid flourescent lights, and get more sleep. Asshole.

 

[bwood]

note to self...

quickly purchase stock
in company specializing
in rocket transport of
diseased carcasses into
the heart of the sun...

 

[beastboy]

Drink some battery acid....it should help.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

You have cancer of the socks.

 

[Nathan]

1) I know you are going to die. As will everyone else on this board. Eventually.

2) bletherospasms are normal, as are headaches. Drink more water, avoid coffee, avoid flourescent lights, and get more sleep. Asshole.

I like how you know EXACTLY what's going on since you more than anyone know the symptoms of having been in front of a computer screen for too long. Loser.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I like how you know EXACTLY what's going on since you more than anyone know the symptoms of having been in front of a computer screen for too long. Loser.

if you weren't so much bigger than me, I would make idle threats towards your well being.

 

[vixenbabe]

Ffactor has his Nathan Voodoo doll ...If you feel your nuts going numb you'll know he's chewing at your crotch!

Sounds like eye strain. I get that once in awhile...I just put on the glasses I'm suppose to be wearin and it goes away!

 

[slobberknocker]

Are you dead yet?

 

[Nathan]

Are you dead yet?

Yes.

 

[Ffactor]

Fuck you pig! You were supposed to be dead once before and you came back!

 

[slobberknocker]

Arguably the stupidest quote in the history of mankind,
"Exactly. And the reason the world doens't like the jews is because the world is Satans and Satan hates God's chosen people. I think you would have to be pretty dumb not to believe in the Bible". - Curling



Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[IvanOffelitch]

could be...

1) SARS
2) Chronic Halitosis
3) Herpagonnasyphillaids


or it could be the result of chronic furious wanking to internet porn...you will eventually go blind from that y'know.

 

[Nathan]

could be...

1) SARS
2) Chronic Halitosis
3) Herpagonnasyphillaids


or it could be the result of chronic furious wanking to internet porn...you will eventually go blind from that y'know.

It's not beating off, that's for damn sure. I haven't had time for that shit in forfuckingever. I'm seriously considering skipping my workout and going tomorrow on my usual day off to get in a solid 5 hours of gawking at porn. I'm so lonely.

 

[Nathan]

Just get a medical dictionary and read about all the possible fatal diseases and you will become convinced that you must have one of them. There are so many things that can kill you. Many medical students become hypochondriacs.

I was going to go to med school for the sole reason that I could raise my hand with every disease being explained and say, "Oh! I've got that one for sure."

 

[biteme]

Just get a medical dictionary and read about all the possible fatal diseases and you will become convinced that you must have one of them. There are so many things that can kill you. Many medical students become hypochondriacs.

 

[Bullit]

This thread is the 'feel good thread of the summer'.

 

[Nathan]

This thread is the 'feel good thread of the summer'.

Who are you quoting there? Nobody at all? Thought so. Get your facts straight before opening your big mouth. Also, nobody likes you.

 

[argent]

Ice your ankle bro to keep the swelling down.

 

[Bullit]

Also, nobody likes you.

Mom?



BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just made that up.

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