I think i love

[The Wenis]

thanks klue

did the doc say she can't? i got a lot when i was preggers.
i actually had sex the night before i gave birth, both times.
oh... congratulations.

despite the fact that her ass is unbelievable, she has always had a complex. now that she's 25 lbs heavier she's really uncomfortable no matter how much i reassure her.

 

[PHATchik]

he used to watch me shave now all he does is stare at the floor, oh dear penis, i don't like you anymore.

my honey is 7 months preggo. no more nookie.

If I have "Dear Penis" stuck in my head the rest of the night, you're in sooooo much trouble.

 

[jerseyart]

I so thought this thread was going to be about me

 

[mountain muscle]

If I have "Dear Penis" stuck in my head the rest of the night, you're in sooooo much trouble.

At least you won't be singing,
" Now I got this burning sensation when I pee."

Great song but not one you want your friends and coworkers to hear you sing.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

President Bush

and sugarplum

Loving sugarprlum is prefectly acceptable I mean we all do ....




but Bush on the other hand dang girl that ain't cool at all.

 

[Carmen]

Loving sugarprlum is prefectly acceptable I mean we all do ....
but Bush on the other hand dang girl that ain't cool at all.

awww, i love you too qt.
not really crazy about bush though.
(that reads funny)

 

[ChefWide]

totally fantasy laden with images of QT and Sugarplum and I all necked and oiled up spilling champagne on each other celebrating Bush's loss....

 

[SoKlueles]

totally fantasy laden with images of QT and Sugarplum and I all necked and oiled up spilling champagne on each other celebrating Bush's loss....

um, its my thread, what bout me in the fantasy?
goobersmooch

 

[mountain muscle]

No worries I have champagne to pour on you and motivation to keep you clean. < Did my inner monologue talk there?> Oop guess I am duty bound. Besides the accent is enough motivation for me anyway.

 

[SoKlueles]

No worries I have champagne to pour on you and motivation to keep you clean. < Did my inner monologue talk there?> Oop guess I am duty bound. Besides the accent is enough motivation for me anyway.

the only thing that i understood in that whole paragraph is champagne


what?