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callmeTATER
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normally, i go to my gym to workout and do a pretty good job of tuning out others that i constantly read about on the forums...you know, the ppl always talked about in the "pet peeve" and "moron" posts. today was the exception...
i found an old high school buddy of mine on facebook last week that i havent seen in forever. i met up with him today at my gym to workout. about 45 minutes into our workout, these 3 douchebag high school kids walk in and camp out in front of the DB racks dressed in thier finest hollister tshirts and proceed to talk shit so everyone can hear what they are saying. they start talking about steroids and the cycles that they are on, posing and flexing in front of the mirror, and SWING...not curl...40 lb dumbells while continuing to talk more and more shit.
these kids are not big at all! but from the conversation they are having, they talk like they literally have a pharmacy full of gear they are taking. then this one kid says pretty damn loudly, "ive been on my cycle for a year straight man!".
THEN I LOST IT!!!
i said to kid hollister, "if you have been doing steroids for a year, then you are getting ripped off kid!". he looks over at me and says "what do you mean?". i told him "look in the fucking mirror! either you're lying your ass off, dont know what the fuck you are doing, someone is selling you baby aspirin, or all of the above!!! dont come in here talking shit so everyone can hear what you are saying and not be able to back it up!!!"
all 3 kids just stand there for a few seconds looking at each other, then 1 kid says "lets go". and they split...
i lost count of the fist bumps and high fives i got after that. i think the manager is making a special key for me.
i found an old high school buddy of mine on facebook last week that i havent seen in forever. i met up with him today at my gym to workout. about 45 minutes into our workout, these 3 douchebag high school kids walk in and camp out in front of the DB racks dressed in thier finest hollister tshirts and proceed to talk shit so everyone can hear what they are saying. they start talking about steroids and the cycles that they are on, posing and flexing in front of the mirror, and SWING...not curl...40 lb dumbells while continuing to talk more and more shit.
these kids are not big at all! but from the conversation they are having, they talk like they literally have a pharmacy full of gear they are taking. then this one kid says pretty damn loudly, "ive been on my cycle for a year straight man!".
THEN I LOST IT!!!
i said to kid hollister, "if you have been doing steroids for a year, then you are getting ripped off kid!". he looks over at me and says "what do you mean?". i told him "look in the fucking mirror! either you're lying your ass off, dont know what the fuck you are doing, someone is selling you baby aspirin, or all of the above!!! dont come in here talking shit so everyone can hear what you are saying and not be able to back it up!!!"
all 3 kids just stand there for a few seconds looking at each other, then 1 kid says "lets go". and they split...
i lost count of the fist bumps and high fives i got after that. i think the manager is making a special key for me.
