I think I freaked soulballs out

[jnevin]

I was rolling out dough for a pie crust while I was on the phone with her and it wasn't cooperating. So I said if the goddamn dough had children I'd torture them to death in front of it. There was an uncomfortable silence followed by her needing to get off the phone.

 

[binö]

this chic reminds me of the broad off of fight club, and you a poor maing's tyler durden

 

[puddlemonkey]

smoooooooth

 

[jnevin]

It's all good. She texted me saying her mom called and only said sorry 3 times in the novel of a text. I have a feeling I'll wake up one day with her standing over me with a knife.

And for the moment I'm ok with that.

 

[nimbus]

smoooooooth

unlike the dough for his pie crust!

 

[jnevin]

No need to add insult to injury nimbro.

 

[binö]

more pics bro.
we need more pix

 

[jnevin]

In the middle.

http://tinypic.com/r/2yoqq9s/7

 

[jnevin]

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[nimbus]

she's got the crazy eyes! excellent

 

[redshirt27se]

In the middle.

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is that a tranny on the left?

 

[jnevin]

she's got the crazy eyes! excellent

She really does. Any time I can see the whites of someones eyes above the iris I know they're crazy.

 

[jnevin]

Burned the crust. Forgot to hit start on the stoopid timer.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[binö]

nice bro

 

[puddlemonkey]

pop an ambien, impregnate, repeat

 

[jnevin]

pop an ambien, impregnate, repeat

It'd be a good looking kid.

 

[uamaverick]

Had a similar incident. Said I was about to throw some Vietnamese babies into a fire. The girl didn't like that too much.

 

[jnevin]

Had a similar incident. Said I was about to throw some Vietnamese babies into a fire. The girl didn't like that too much.

Is she a slope?

 

[uamaverick]

No, just a plain ol boring white girl. I wish she was a gook though that would have made it awesome.

 

[princesa]

In the middle.

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I think she is pretty. Does she have any minions?

 

[jackangel]

I think she is pretty. Does she have any minions?

minions? lol wtf.

 

[jnevin]

minions? lol wtf.

lol. Exactly, wtf?

And yes Mel, she is very pretty. The lines on her body are amazing. Neck to shoulders, shoulders to arms, hips, etc. I'm kind of glad she's an insane pain in the ass because I could grow to like the physical aspect of things.

 

[puddlemonkey]

answer the f^#@ing question!

 

[captainahole]

Does she like anal?

 

[princesa]

minions? lol wtf.

Lol

Minions-kids

You didn't know?! Lol

 

[nydj66]

Explain to soulballs that you can't truly get off unless you finish on a girls face and watch it drip off her chin.

A chick like that will believe you and be happy to oblige.

 

[jnevin]

Lol

Minions-kids

You didn't know?! Lol

She has one. Her ex husband and her split custody. He's in Vegas now.