I think a snake bit me

[Pat_McCrotch]

This is what one of our wonderful patients said tonight.

I asked her if she saw it bite her.

"well no but I think it got me when I wasn't looking"
"why do you think it bit you"

"cause my ankle hurts. i didn't twist it or step worng."

"hmmmm. I think I would know if a snake bit me. The have sharp fangs"

Then the bitch said this

"well i didnt know I was pregnant either. Burt I have been pregnant for 1 and half years."

I just shook my head and tried not to laugh. Why do the ERs and Charasmatic churches attract the crazies??????

 

[puddlemonkey]

Sounds like a normal female to me.


Crazy.

 

[Jon79]

This is what one of our wonderful patients said tonight.

I asked her if she saw it bite her.

"well no but I think it got me when I wasn't looking"
"why do you think it bit you"

"cause my ankle hurts. i didn't twist it or step worng."

"hmmmm. I think I would know if a snake bit me. The have sharp fangs"

Then the bitch said this

"well i didnt know I was pregnant either. Burt I have been pregnant for 1 and half years."

I just shook my head and tried not to laugh. Why do the ERs and Charasmatic churches attract the crazies??????

they r just lookin for drugs

if they only knew u dont have to go though all that trouble

 

[ceo]

they r just lookin for drugs

if they only knew u dont have to go though all that trouble

you don't get high off anti-venom.

Seekers know exactly what to say/do and how to act to try to get their drugs. Snakebite would be a ridiculous thing for a seeker to come up with. Would be the first I've ever heard of it.

And the pregnant for 1.5 years thing???

That just makes me think she was already high!!!!

What did you guys find out Pat?

 

[puddlemonkey]

baby gardener snake maybe ^^^

 

[Jon79]

you don't get high off anti-venom.

Seekers know exactly what to say/do and how to act to try to get their drugs. Snakebite would be a ridiculous thing for a seeker to come up with. Would be the first I've ever heard of it.

And the pregnant for 1.5 years thing???

That just makes me think she was already high!!!!

What did you guys find out Pat?

dick ....sake bites are fucking painful...u get pain meds for those.....

most seekers dont actually they will see right through them

i went in for a back injury and they did all these muscle test to make sure i was really hurt then perscribed me.....some bitch was in there faking it and they sent her home lol......sorry bitch.....oh u still owe us 900 for the vist

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

you don't get high off anti-venom.

Seekers know exactly what to say/do and how to act to try to get their drugs. Snakebite would be a ridiculous thing for a seeker to come up with. Would be the first I've ever heard of it.

And the pregnant for 1.5 years thing???

That just makes me think she was already high!!!!

What did you guys find out Pat?

She was 5150. She was sent off to sac county mental hospital.

She wasnt a seeker just a loon.

As far as seekers go we have one guy who will spit on the end of his heroin needle before injecting and get an abscess. Once he gets there he says"I dont want local. it hiurts to much. I want dilaudid." he has been gettng it fo a short while. I wont give it to him. I have been written a few times over it. Fuck if they wanna fire feel free. I'm a nurse. ill have a new job in 3 days.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

dick ....sake bites are fucking painful...u get pain meds for those.....

most seekers dont actually they will see right through them

i went in for a back injury and they did all these muscle test to make sure i was really hurt then perscribed me.....some bitch was in there faking it and they sent her home lol......sorry bitch.....oh u still owe us 900 for the vist

Yeap.. hahahahaha. Bet the bitch didnt pay either. The hospital ER is the only place where you can rack up a 300k bill curse at the staff and still be seen the next day.

 

[RottenWillow]

Sounds like a normal female to me.


Crazy.

Duder, if the only chicks you know are crazy broads, that says more about than you than women in general.

 

[silverstar1025]

Wow.

 

[GUARDIAN]

trouser?