i swear im tellin the truth...

[magman1]

no reason to lie...turned 21 last nite...tonite, hit my first real phat dance club...even tho im not a dancer, i wasgettin down...then, when i thought id be goin home alone, me and roomate took a walk...met like 6 girls and brought them back...their was a set of twins...starting hooking up with one(the topic of convo was she got on my scale...then she asked if i weighed more then 185 cuz that was her ex bf's goal...she was pleasantly suprised when i weighed in at a lean 218...) hooked up(just kissed and felt breasts over shirt) with her...but then fucked her twin sister...we fucked a while, and then the one twin musta found out what happend...so she came into my room where we were sleepin and pulled her outa my bed while we were sleepin...it actually worked out good, cuz now im relaxed and just got laid...just thought id share, hopefully it makes sense, cuz im pretty bent! love u guys!

 

[ZKaudio]

wtf? lol did you just get home? if this is true, i think u deserve a mega k blast...

 

[magman1]

it happend at my house...i became very aware of one thing tho..it doesnt matter who you talk to at the club/bar...its all bout the three-five minutes you have when u are leaving! i cant wait for next weekend!

 

[ZKaudio]

the strategy you are referring to is called "bottom feeding" or "last man standing rule" both highly effective... but frowned upon by some... My goal when I go out is to take a girl home to MY house before she planned on leaving the bar for her own. Now that's closing a deal right there.

 

[magman1]

now that takes game! its not really last man standing, cuz 95% of people there that nite are leavin at that time...and everyone is lookin for the same shit! we'll see...only secondnite out...so it'll be trial anderror

 

[anabolicmd]

Way to represent Philly and Penn State bro. Well done, well done.

 

[gymrat]

you are a hero among men.

nice work bro.

 

[BileStew]

I thought you were going to say that you woke up from your drunken stupor, rolled over and saw it was really Joe Paterno.

 

[magman1]

thank you thank you...the best part is that she didnt even stay so when i woke up i didnt have to bullshit someone about how i have class on sunday morning

 

[WarriorPL]

if this is true... youre the man

 

[obiwan9962]

nice job
lol

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i hope you yelled out "EAGLES" when you busted

 

[anabolicmd]

i hope you yelled out "EAGLES" when you busted

D...D...DOOOOONNNOOOVAANNN!!!

 

[Dooley]

LOL


Nice work!

 

[sigweed]

hahaha good work bud, happy birthday

we all went out for my friends bday last night, where she ended up saying she liked me and kept trying to kiss me.... too bad she was hammered and i havea girlfriend haha... then she got kicked out by the bouncers and lost her purse... all in all, a good night!