i stopped eating dessert...

[magman1]

cuz i was taking this new chick i met out, and she totally dug me i thought and she knew i was leaving saturday to go back to school, so obvidous situation to get laid...didnt even fuckin happen...and to top it off, she took me to her house where her family had some ornate dinner,and didnt even offer me shit...i woulda ate like a horse there if i knew i wasnt gettin ass

 

[plornive]

That's like black Friday. Next time it's anal sex then a blowjob for her, eh? Kidding...

It's not that bad bro, happens to everyone sometime.

 

[plornive]

To make you feel better...

Once I delivered breakfast in bed to a girl. I didn't even get a kiss out of it. Now that I think of it, she completely avoided physically touching me.

 

[magman1]

if you didnt get a kiss from her before she got out of bed in the morning, count ur blessed stars...il eat cat shit if i want that taste in my mouth...things went a lil better today, although i still didnt smash...