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I still have a big crush on....

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SAVED!!!!

Thank god for those CPR lessons!!!

Now SG you leave Tony alone!!! He needs to recup...Dont even toy with Jimmy Fallon or Jack Black either!!!
 
michelle pfeiffer is the 2nd one?
 
this is kinda off subject but the old chick who played Mona on Who's the Boss totally grossed me out. She was constantly talking about being horny and getting laid. Yuck.
 
of all the pics of christina, I wouldn't choose that one as the best example of her being hot.
either way, I'd have sex with her.
hell... I'd have sex with the donkey in musclebrains' post - but I think we all already knew that one
 
HappyScrappy said:
of all the pics of christina, I wouldn't choose that one as the best example of her being hot.
either way, I'd have sex with her.
hell... I'd have sex with the donkey in musclebrains' post - but I think we all already knew that one

I wouldn't say it's the hottest but to me it is one of the most alluring. I dig trashy...
 
gorilla_boy said:


I wouldn't say it's the hottest but to me it is one of the most alluring. I dig trashy...

yeah, with trashy you don't want to date them, you just want to stick things in them. well, bodyparts - nothing satanicgoatslayer-esque
 
HappyScrappy said:


yeah, with trashy you don't want to date them, you just want to stick things in them. well, bodyparts - nothing satanicgoatslayer-esque

See, that's what I want in a woman. She should be a completely dirty little whore in bed and June Cleaver as soon as she get's dressed...
 
I would have to do something about her hair before fucking here. WHy do you want to fuck someone who obviously mousses her hair with the sperm of half a dozen men?
 
musclebrains said:
I would have to do something about her hair before fucking here. WHy do you want to fuck someone who obviously mousses her hair with the sperm of half a dozen men?

there's no need to get personal and bring spentagn's mother into this
 
musclebrains said:
I would have to do something about her hair before fucking here. WHy do you want to fuck someone who obviously mousses her hair with the sperm of half a dozen men?

You would also probably wish to do something about your sexual preference too, no?

That's like me saying "yeah, I'd fuck that guy but not before he shaved that goatee."...
 
gorilla_boy said:


You would also probably wish to do something about your sexual preference too, no?

That's like me saying "yeah, I'd fuck that guy but not before he shaved that goatee."...

Goatees are way too analogous to clipped pussy during fellatio. Confusing.

Anyway, I have been bi most of my depraved life, though I have stuck with mens the last few years. They don't run around with cum in their hair with stupid shirts that say "super girl." Wait, never mind.
 
The Nature Boy said:


uh, did she recently get a boob job? her fun bags look much bigger in this picture.

gotta be a waterbra or one of those things where you insert the latex thingy... I wear em all the time since I'm so flat.
 
musclebrains said:


Not. Straight people think you're a fruit and gay people think you're refusing to identify with them.


that's now what Living Colour says.
Everybody wants you when you're bi
Loving all the girls and loving all the guys
Everybody needs you when you're bi
 
HappyScrappy said:


gotta be a waterbra or one of those things where you insert the latex thingy... I wear em all the time since I'm so flat.

yeah I stuff my pants with those things too. I've got a lot of room down there.
 
The Nature Boy said:


uh, did she recently get a boob job? her fun bags look much bigger in this picture.

It's only a perspectival illusion. they look bigger beside the shrunken martian testicle she's wearing around her waist. What the fuck is that?

Her mouth really does look like it wants to be knocked completely open with someone's dick.
 
musclebrains said:


It's only a perspectival illusion. they look bigger beside the shrunken martian testicle she's wearing around her waist. What the fuck is that?

I think it's a light of some sort, so the guy can see what he's doing down there. Pretty considerate I think.
 
HappyScrappy said:


gotta be a waterbra or one of those things where you insert the latex thingy... I wear em all the time since I'm so flat.

yes , but you wear your waterbra in the back of your underwear.
 
musclebrains said:


do you have a tattoo on it?


the only tattoos I have are:
1) a dancing hot dog on my left forearm

2) the word "herpes" in gansta script accross my forehead (shout outs to all my dead homies in cell block nine!)

3) the flaming naked girl's skull covering my back

other than that I think tattoos are tacky
 
HappyScrappy said:



the only tattoos I have are:
1) a dancing hot dog on my left forearm

2) the word "herpes" in gansta script accross my forehead (shout outs to all my dead homies in cell block nine!)

3) the flaming naked girl's skull covering my back

other than that I think tattoos are tacky

I happen to be, um, undressing a gentleman recently. And his ghetto booty was decorated with a tattoo of a, um, screw. The magic was lost.
 
musclebrains said:


I happen to be, um, undressing a gentleman recently. And his ghetto booty was decorated with a tattoo of a, um, screw. The magic was lost.

See, now I think this is a good idea...rather like directions and/or instructions, if you will....
 
musclebrains said:


Well, it indicated to me that I probably wasn't his first and that was disappointing.

Ah yes, the allure of untouched ghetto booty....that is a rarity indeed. I completely understand your disappointment....
 
Re: Re: I still have a big crush on....

gorilla_boy said:


This from the same chick that said Christina Aguilera was ugly...

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Well, ya see gorilla_boy , for women, it is not just about boobies, coochies, and booties...or I guess I mean...chests, twigs & berries, and booties. See, Tony Micelli is funny, kind, sweet, and a great dad to Samantha and little Jonathon, that's what makes him a hottie!!! LOL, J/K!!! ;) ;) ;) I am not being completely serious here!!! I had just watched an episode of Who's The Boss for the first time in years and it reminded me of how I had a crush on him when I was younger.

And Nature, as for Jack Black goes, there's something about his obnoxiousness that was kind of cute for a second while I was watching SNL last night. As for being taller than him, I doubt it, but we are probably the same height! lol!

And...LOL @ Nature, Gorilla Boy, MuscleBrains, HappyScrappy, and Stryc-9 and your banterings!!! Hahahhahaha!

and Smalls...damn that Winona....I thought she was still with Beck! :mad: ;)
 
thanks to you I have the stupid themesong from Who's the Boss stuck in my head. And me singing it aloud has got two other geeks at my office singing it too. I'm going to see if I can switch over to Family Ties or something.
 
Ok...Ok....If Polarpixie is brave enough to admit she was/ still is in love with Tony Micelli...I will admit the Man of my dreams while growing up....

Yes...it was Mr. Right Guard himself......The Boz.......:)


Ok....no comments please.....
 
The Nature Boy said:
thanks to you I have the stupid themesong from Who's the Boss stuck in my head. And me singing it aloud has got two other geeks at my office singing it too. I'm going to see if I can switch over to Family Ties or something.

Now what's bothering me is that I can't remember the theme song to Who's the Boss or Family Ties, but I have the theme song for Growing Pains in my head.

Sheesh.

:FRlol:
 
The Nature Boy said:
thanks to you I have the stupid themesong from Who's the Boss stuck in my head. And me singing it aloud has got two other geeks at my office singing it too. I'm going to see if I can switch over to Family Ties or something.

I'll help you!

What would we do baby....without us....what would we do baby...without uuuuuuuuus?
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other thrrrruuuu.
What would we do baby, Without Us?
Sha la la la.
 
TheProject said:


Now what's bothering me is that I can't remember the theme song to Who's the Boss or Family Ties, but I have the theme song for Growing Pains in my head.

Sheesh.

:FRlol:

Hi Project!!! I will help u out too. :D

There’s a time for love and a time for living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that’s hidden
A brand new life around the bend.
There were times when I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail, and at the end was you.
There’s a path you take and a path untaken
The choice is up to you my friend.
Nights are long but you’re on your way
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
Brand new life around the bend.
 
polarpixie said:


Hi Project!!! I will help u out too. :D

There’s a time for love and a time for living.
You take a chance and face the wind.
An open road and a road that’s hidden
A brand new life around the bend.
There were times when I lost a dream or two.
Found the trail, and at the end was you.
There’s a path you take and a path untaken
The choice is up to you my friend.
Nights are long but you’re on your way
To a brand new life,
Brand new life,
Brand new life around the bend.

I'm having a pop culture brain fart...I still can't remember the tune.

BTW, do you have an evil twin? a bipolarpixie? :D
 
Here's one of mine that was a total '80's icon................
Well, actually, here's my 2 fave guys from quite a few years ago.
Corey Haim & Corey Feldman...................YUM! Check out the most recent pic of the 2 of them.....HOT! I would absolutely LOVE to meet them still to this day!!:insane:
 
TheProject said:


I'm having a pop culture brain fart...I still can't remember the tune.


sadly, I'm sure there are many resources on the internet that will be able to help you remember that tune. Or you can request polar to come down to K.C. where she can perfrom a moving rendition of the theme song for Who's the Boss along with a very cool dance routine. I've seen it. I asked for an encore..... twice.
 
One more old pic...............do you realize how many styles this kid went through?!
 
The Nature Boy said:


sadly, I'm sure there are many resources on the internet that will be able to help you remember that tune. Or you can request polar to come down to K.C. where she can perfrom a moving rendition of the theme song for Who's the Boss along with a very cool dance routine. I've seen it. I asked for an encore..... twice.

I know those resources are there, and the sick, sad part of this is that I would be searching Kazaa right now for who's the boss if I wasn't at work.

Polar, what's your schedule like? I haven't seen anyone dance to TV theme songs since my sisters moved out of the house...

:FRlol:
 
TheProject said:

I suppose the world doesn't really NEED an evil version of you, but then the world didn't really NEED an evil twin for Michael Knight either, and we got that, didn't we?

:FRlol:

don't forget the evil version of Kitt. Remeber that one? It even had a mean sounding voice.
 
toga22 said:
Ok...Ok....If Polarpixie is brave enough to admit she was/ still is in love with Tony Micelli...I will admit the Man of my dreams while growing up....

Yes...it was Mr. Right Guard himself......The Boz.......:)


Ok....no comments please.....

Why??? Were you a fan of the University of Oklahoma? You would probably make his day even now if he knew that.

Did you like his movie, Stone Cold? It is on par with Vanilla Ice's movie, Cold as Ice.

He fizzled fast in the NFL.
 
The Nature Boy said:


don't forget the evil version of Kitt. Remeber that one? It even had a mean sounding voice.

Yep..KARR, who was voiced by Peter Cullen, who also did the voice for Optimus Prime.

Man, sometimes my knowledge of the obscure even scares me...
 
dballer said:
Maria Bello!!!!!

hmmm......Pretty girl. She was on ER for a while too. I look nothing like her. I look more like this --> :freak: don't I??? Literally. Most people mistake me for a smiley face, but I'm not, I'm a real girl!

Azia, Corey Feldman looks better these days, I never thought he was cute before tho....but Corey Haim...I loooooved him...lol!

Project -- I don't think you've ever seen your sisters dance like this before. :google: ;)
 
polarpixie said:


I'll help you!

What would we do baby....without us....what would we do baby...without uuuuuuuuus?
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other thrrrruuuu.
What would we do baby, Without Us?
Sha la la la.

That was a great duet by Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams. I get chills on the "Sha la la la".
 
ttlpkg said:


Did you like his movie, Stone Cold? It is on par with Vanilla Ice's movie, Cold as Ice.


Those two should star in a buddy buddy cop movie, it could be called "Ice Cold", or "Stone Vanilla".


Here's an excerpt:

Van Ice: "Yo Stone Cold. Doze be da bad guyz! Let's kick it and smoke these suckas like a pound of bacon. We outta here, word to ya mutha."

Stone Cold: <grunts>


The End.
 
polarpixie said:


hmmm......Pretty girl. She was on ER for a while too. I look nothing like her. I look more like this --> :freak: don't I??? Literally. Most people mistake me for a smiley face, but I'm not, I'm a real girl!

well the bottom half of your face doesn't :)

and the my smilie reaction to it was :p :google: if i remember :D
 
TheProject said:


Yep..KARR, who was voiced by Peter Cullen, who also did the voice for Optimus Prime.

Man, sometimes my knowledge of the obscure even scares me...

I knew it was KARR, but I didn't know the vioce part. They guy who did KITTS vioce is an actor. I know he was in the movie "Blind Date" with Bruce Willis. Funny movie BTW.
 
polarpixie said:


hmmm......Pretty girl. She was on ER for a while too. I look nothing like her. I look more like this --> :freak: don't I??? Literally. Most people mistake me for a smiley face, but I'm not, I'm a real girl!

actually I have an exclusive picture of me right beside polar. Can you tell who is who?

:nerd: :nerd:
 
The Nature Boy said:


I knew it was KARR, but I didn't know the vioce part. They guy who did KITTS vioce is an actor. I know he was in the movie "Blind Date" with Bruce Willis. Funny movie BTW.

Yep, William Daniels, who was also on St. Elsewhere, and Boy Meets World.
 
polarpixie said:


Thanks sweet danielson with the nice back!! I remember!!! ;)

thanx :)
 
polarpixie said:


I decided to get a makeover...how do you like me now???
--->

damn im getting wood :D

just like on jenny jones :)
 
polarpixie said:
Awww...You fellas are making me blush!

was the make up kit set on 'whore'?

lol :D
 
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