i SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT LAST DUMPLING

[2 ton hoss]

OMG I AM GOING TO FUCKING EXPLODE. MY GUT IS GOING TO BUST OR I AM GOING TO COMMENCE DIARRHEAING.

 

[Lao Tzu]

take an ice cube, put a paper towel around it, then hold it against your ear. it is an acupressure point that aids digestion.

or take pepto bismol.

 

[Paulos]

Go ahead and commence "Diarrhaing"...it's funnier.

 

[crimson coal]

LOL.. Self inflicted torture..Now go lay on your stomach..heehee!!