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I ruined someone's thanksgiving for life!

JohnyJuice said:


Glad someone else caught that. Good job K.

Looks like we got another one...

Let me explain this as you two apparently smoke the pookie pipe prior to math class.

I am saying KAYNE's IQ is only GREATER than 35 in his delusional little fantasy world inside his head.

I will rephrase, as that last statement contains some big words.

He's a moron. Plain and simple.

Need another example? Do a search about KAYNE's "grammer" lesson. Haven't laughed like that since C-Ditty's impression of May1010.
 
KAYNE said:
SILENT
IN ORDER TO KEEP MY ATTENTION YOU NEED TO AMUSE ME (SOMETHING WHICH YOU ARE DOING LESS AND LESS). BUT I WILL ADDRESS SOME OF YOUR LATEST STATEMENT. ANY RESPONSES TO YOUR TOUGH GUY COMMENTS WERE SUMMED UP IN MY ABOVE STATEMENT TO JOHNNY.
Summed up perhaps, but not addressed in a logical, refuting manner. You simply told Johnny you do not get into detail about your life in order to avoid people perciving you as a wannabe tough guy. That's fine. However, my perception of you as a wannabe tough guy comes directly from a specific and limited pattern of statements that you DID make regarding what would be your response to a certain situation.
KAYNE said:
WHEN I SPOKE ABOUT WHAT I'M CAPABLE OF, THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH NOR WAS IT DIRECTED AT YOU. YOU PREVIOUSLY STATED THAT SOMETHING I SAID WAS REDICULOUS WHICH TELLS ME YOU ARE SAYING I'M NOT CAPABLE OF SOMETHING I SAID.
You said "YOU DONT KNOW ME FROM THE GUY WHO TOOK YOUR LUNCH MONEY IN HIGH SCHOOL SO YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF DOING, DO YOU!!!"

I'll agree that this was not directed AT me. I had misread you as saying "capable of doing TO you." My mistake.

However, I maintain that your statements in question were ridiculous. I know full well that you COULD dump higher reasoning and "KILL FIRST THEN ASK QUESTIONS LATER." But again, I maintain that that concept, if you hold it to be true (which I do not believe you do), would show you to be either a fool or a liar.

KAYNE said:
I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXAMPLE OF MY ACTIONS TOWARD KEEPING MY DOG SAFE. WHEN I WAS 18 I WAS WASHING MY CAR OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE. BISHOP WAS ON A LEASH (CUZ I COULDNT WATCH HIM CONTINUOSLY) NEAR ME. HE MANAGED TO GET OFF OF HIS LEASH WHEN HE SAW THE NEIGBORS (NEW PEOPLE, DIDNT REALLY KNOW THEM) OUTSIDE. IT WAS A MAN, HIS WIFE, AND THEIR SON. MY DOG WILL NOT BITE ANYONE UNLESS I GIVE HIM THE OK (SOUNDS DUMB BUT TRUE). HE WALKED UP TO THE NEIGHBORS AND HAD THEM CORNERED AGAINST THE HOUSE. HE WAS ACTING AGGRESSIVE (GROWLING) BUT HE WAS 10 YARDS AWAY AND HE WAS STAYING PUT. HE STAYED THERE FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES TILL I SAW HIM AND CALLED HIM BACK. I THEN APOLOGIZED TO THE MAN AND PUT MY DOG INSIDE.

THE MAN CAME BACK OUTSIDE RUNNING HIS MOUTH SAYING HE WAS GOING TO KILL MY DOG AND HAD A GUN. I UNDERSTOOD HIS ANGER SO I DIDNT DO SHIT. HE KEPT ON GOING AND STAYED OUTSIDE SAYING SHIT. I AM A COOL DUDE BY I GET TO A POINT WHERE ITS TOO MUCH. I BEAT HIS MONKEY ASS IN FRONT OF HIS FAMILY. HE PROMPTLY MOVED A FEW WEEKS LATER.

THE DOG CATCHER ALSO CAME ALONG WITH A COP. THE COP WAS MY FRIEND. HE SIMPLY ASKED ME IF MY DOG BIT SOMEONE. I TOLD HIM NO AND THEN HE LEFT. THE DOG CATCHER STAYED AND TOLD ME HE HAD TO TAKE MY DOG, WHICH HE DIDNT CUZ NOONE WAS BITTEN. AT THIS POINT I WAS ALREADY PISSED SO I INVITED HIM INTO THE STREET. AN INVITATION WHICH HE DECLINED. THEN HE LEFT.

ONCE MY NEIGBOR TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO POISON MY DOG, I TOLD HIM THIS: "IF I COME HOME ONE DAY AND MY DOG IS POISONED, I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR SON"!!! I ACTUALLY USED THOSE WORDS. MY DOG LIVES INSIDE BUT WE LET HIM OUT FOR A COUPLE HOURS TO LAY IN THE SUNSHINE EACH DAY.
Sounds all well and good. However, if your dog is ever killed in an accident such as MP5's, get back to me. I want to know if you'd really "KILL FIRST THEN ASK QUESTIONS LATER."

KAYNE said:
YOU KNOW, IF HE MEANT IT THAT WAY THEN YOURE RIGHT. I READ OVER HIS POST FAST CUZ I USUALLY IGNORE HIM SO ITS QUITE POSSIBLE I DIDNT REALIZE WHAT HE MEANT. HOWEVER, JOHNNY THOUGHT THE SAME AS ME SO OBVIOUSLY HE WASNT VERY CLEAR, WAS HE.
No, he was clear. It just went over Johnny's head too.
KAYNE said:
IN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF RECAPITALIZATION IS A GOOD IDEA FOR A COMPANY OR NOT AND THEN FIGURING OUT THE VALUE OF SAID COMPANY UNDER DIFFERENT SCENRIOS WITH DIFFERENT PROBABILITIES, AND ENTERTAIN YOU AT THE SAME TIME, ITS VERY POSSIBLE I DIDNT CATCH WHAT HE WAS SAYING. OH WELL, GUESS I'M NOT PERFECT. DAMN CLOSE THOUGH.
Sounds dreadful. I am listening to Mozart...








On last point. When you stated:
WHEN IT COMES TO MY DOG AND HOW MUCH I CARE FOR HIM, HE IS NO DIFFERENT FROM ANYONE ELSE IN MY FAMILY. IF I SAW OR CAUGHT SOMEONE TRYING TO HURT HIM INTENTIONALLY, THAT PERSON WOULD BE IN TROUBLE. THATS NOT TRING TO ACT TOUGH. THATS JUST SHOWING I WOULD DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR MY DOG. SIMPLE AS THAT.
I meant what I said in reply. My entire argument was in effort to direct you to correct yourself in this manner. You know damn well you would not "kill first and ask questions later."
 
Actually, you are both wrong...i hit the dog on purpose cause he was ugly. bwahahahahaa;)

Joke. Gee whiz, i can see getting attached to your dog, and not wanting harm to come to it, but in the end it is only a dog, and all dogs die within 10 years or so. Getting a dog is just starting the stop-watch on a heartbreak.
 
Before you guys start talking shit about things going over my head... I was stoned as a mofo when i read this thread. As was i when i started looking at your little < > bullshit. I could really care less what symbol it was, or how either of you meant it. With that said, let me move on. XBiker, i dont know who you are talking to calling me a retard. If you have a problem with KAYNE, thats dandy. Dont start talking shit to me, or i will put the seat back onto your bike and take all the joy out of your day. So peddle on with your speedo wearing self. I have to study some chem.
 
XBIKER
ARE YOU STILL MAD CUZ I WONT LET YOU SUCK MY DICK? I SWEAR MAN, YOU MUST BE LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE WHEN YOU SEE ME POSTING CUZ YOU FLOCK TO MY POSTS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT!!! THAT COULD ONLY MEAN THAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO FUCK ME (OR FELLATE ME). LIKE I SAID MAN, I DONT HOLD IT AGAINST YOU BUT I'M NOT BATTING FOR YOUR TEAM.

ATLEAST THIS TIME WHEN YOU SENT ME KARMA, YOU REMEMBERED TO MAKE IT RED. LAST TIME YOU LEFT A NICE LITTLE GAY NOTE INTENDING TO GIVE ME RED KARMA BUT FORGOT TO MAKE IT RED. GUESS THAT WAS YOUR SUBCONCIOUS REALLY SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK. IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST WENT TO A FEW OF MY POSTS AND THEN POSTED YOUR WORTHLESS DRIVLE TO ME AND THEN LEFT IT AT THAT, THAT WOULD BE ONE THING. BUT YOU PERPETUALLY SWEAT MY NUTS ON HERE MAN. GET OVER IT.




KAYNE
 
JohnyJuice said:
Before you guys start talking shit about things going over my head... I was stoned as a mofo when i read this thread. As was i when i started looking at your little < > bullshit. I could really care less what symbol it was, or how either of you meant it. With that said, let me move on. XBiker, i dont know who you are talking to calling me a retard. If you have a problem with KAYNE, thats dandy. Dont start talking shit to me, or i will put the seat back onto your bike and take all the joy out of your day. So peddle on with your speedo wearing self. I have to study some chem.


JOHNY
ITS NO USE EXPLAINING. TRYING TO INSTILL LOGIC IN THAT FOOL IS LIKE A 3 LEGGED CAT TRYING TO BURY A TURD IN A FROZEN LAKE. IT JUST AINT GONNA HAPPEN.



KAYNE
 
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OK, LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN FOR YOU. THE COMMENT I MADE ABOUT KILLING FIRST THEN ASKING QUESTIONS LATER WAS IN ASSUMPTION THAT YOU COULD USE YOUR COMPREHANSION LEVEL (EVEN THOUGH IT SEEMS LIKE A 5TH GRADE LEVEL) TO ASSUME I WAS BEING SARCASTIC. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SHIT I SAID ABOUT THE MOTHER AND KIDS. YOU OBVIOUSLY KNEW I WAS BEING SARCASTIC WITH THAT SO I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU CANT COMPREHEND THIS OTHER STATEMENT. YOU JUST WANT TO BE A DICK, BUT THATS COOL. I HAD FUN ENTERTAINING YOU. HAVENT GOTTEN IN AN ARGUMENT ON HERE IN QUITE SOME TIME.

LET ME CLARIFY THIS AS WELL. WHEN IT COMES TO MY DOG, I THINK OF HIM AS MY SON AND CARE FOR HIM AS SUCH. SO I WOULD DO WHAT ANY FATHER WOULD DO IF HE SAW SOMEONE INTENTIONALLY HARM HIS SON. TO PUT IT A LITTLE MORE BLUNTLY, I MORE THAN LIKELY WOULD NOT SHOOT SOMEONE IF THEY KILLED MY DOG. HOWEVER, I WOULD BEAT THEM WITH MY HANDS, A BASEBALL BAT, A CROWBAR, OR ANY OTHER FOREIGN OBJECT I CAN FIND TO INFLICT PAIN.

HERE IS ANOTHER EXAMPLE. I HAVE NVR HIT MY DOG IN MY LIFE. WHEN MY DOG WAS A PUPPY, MY OLDER BROTHER SLAPPED HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND MADE HIM YELP. I DIDNT SAY A WORD. I SIMPLY WALKED INSIDE, GOT MY BASEBALL GEAR BAG OUT. TOOK OUT MY 32 1/2 INCH EASTON C-CORE BAT WHICH I HAD JUST BOUGHT FOR 200$, WALKED BACK OUTSIDE AND PROCEEDED TO HIT A HOMERUN ACROSS HIS FUCKING BACK. AND THAT WAS MY FUCKING BROTHER ASSHOLE!!! HE IS MUCH OLDER THAN ME AND I WAS IN MY MID TEENS AT THE TIME SO HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEATEN MY ASS IN A FIGHT (WHICH HAS DEFINITELY NOT BEEN THE CASE SINCE 19).


KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
XBIKER
ARE YOU STILL MAD CUZ I WONT LET YOU SUCK MY DICK? I SWEAR MAN, YOU MUST BE LIKE A KID IN A CANDY STORE WHEN YOU SEE ME POSTING CUZ YOU FLOCK TO MY POSTS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT!!! THAT COULD ONLY MEAN THAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO FUCK ME (OR FELLATE ME). LIKE I SAID MAN, I DONT HOLD IT AGAINST YOU BUT I'M NOT BATTING FOR YOUR TEAM.

ATLEAST THIS TIME WHEN YOU SENT ME KARMA, YOU REMEMBERED TO MAKE IT RED. LAST TIME YOU LEFT A NICE LITTLE GAY NOTE INTENDING TO GIVE ME RED KARMA BUT FORGOT TO MAKE IT RED. GUESS THAT WAS YOUR SUBCONCIOUS REALLY SAYING THAT YOU WANT TO SUCK MY DICK. IF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST WENT TO A FEW OF MY POSTS AND THEN POSTED YOUR WORTHLESS DRIVLE TO ME AND THEN LEFT IT AT THAT, THAT WOULD BE ONE THING. BUT YOU PERPETUALLY SWEAT MY NUTS ON HERE MAN. GET OVER IT.




KAYNE

Very lame attempt there, KAYNE. You're in the same category as AAP with your homolike insults.

All it does is make me laugh more at you.

I chimed in due to the fact that you were making an obviously idiotic statement. The life of an animal is by no means equal to that of a human, no matter the emotional attachment to the critter.

You have the full right to believe what you do, but you paint a nice target on your forehead by doing so.
 
JohnyJuice said:
Before you guys start talking shit about things going over my head... I was stoned as a mofo when i read this thread. As was i when i started looking at your little < > bullshit. I could really care less what symbol it was, or how either of you meant it. With that said, let me move on. XBiker, i dont know who you are talking to calling me a retard. If you have a problem with KAYNE, thats dandy. Dont start talking shit to me, or i will put the seat back onto your bike and take all the joy out of your day. So peddle on with your speedo wearing self. I have to study some chem.

Take it easy, dude. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings there. You made a mistake, and I pointed it out.

I wouldn't want to be put in the same group as KAYNE, so I understand your lashing out at that one.

As for the seat and spandex, that's a good one. However, I'm a baggy wearing cyclist and it's a SADDLE in the mountain bike world.

Thanks for trying.
 
ITS THE SAME THING I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU SINCE YOU STARTED SWEATING MY NUTS. YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW FOOL. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO RESPONDS TO ME EVERY TIME YOU SEE ME POST. ITS LIKE YOU ACTUALLY LOOK FOR MY POSTS JUST SO YOU CAN REPLY. THAT TELLS ME NOTHING OTHER THAN YOU WANT TO FUCK ME. I WOULD BE FLATTERED IF I WAS GAY.

YOU KNOW, INSTEAD OF DEVOTING TIME AND ENERGY TO ME, YOU SHOULD REDIRECT THAT TIME AND ENERGY TO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL. MIGHT I SUGGEST DRINKING SOME HEMLOCK. YOU CAN SAVE THE HUMAN RACE THE TROUBLE OF HAVING TO DEAL WITH YOUR ABSOLUTE MORONIC ASS FOR THE DURATION OF THE GENERATION.

ON THAT NOTE, I HAVE A RESERVATION AT RUTH'S CHRIS STEAKHOUSE. I CAN NO LONGER ENTERTAIN YOU THIS EVENING. HOWEVER, SINCE YOU LIKE MEN SO MUCH, PM ANAL ASSPLORER. I'M SURE HE WILL GLADLY REEM YOU A NEW ASSHOLE THIS EVENING. ARENT YOU BOTH IN FLORIDA? WELL THERE YOU GO, ITS SETTLED THEN....CALL HIM UP AND HAVE SOME FUN.

SEE YA SPARKY!!!



KAYNE
 
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