I rode a unicorn this weekend.

[Raina]

...actually 2 of them. Mine broke his leg last week and I had to shoot him. I tested out a couple of them. One of them was faster but not as pretty. The other had a long flowing mane, laser vision and sneezed glitter. I had to go for the slower one with more features. With a lot of time and dedication I know I can make him faster.

I'm thinking of putting him on some sort of cycle.

 

[Kakdiesel]

that bitch is fast

 

[EnderJE]

I thought only virgins were allowed to ride...

 

[buffer1]

wow,cool

 

[Raina]

No. Vigins ride pegasus or giant swans with feathers of gold.

Sluts ride dragons.

Girls who are somewhere in between opt for unicorns.

 

[PICK3]

Can't believe you shot him ... his leg was only sprained.

 

[EnderJE]

No. Vigins ride pegasus or giant swans with feathers of gold.

Sluts ride dragons.

Girls who are somewhere in between opt for unicorns.

I'd say something, but then you'd put me on a time out.

Where's my dragon?!

 

[deco]

I'm doing adderall right now

 

[Kakdiesel]

I'm doing adderall right now

i just snorted a line of pixie sticks.

 

[redguru]

Are you being served?

 

[Raina]

Mine broke his leg last week and I had to shoot him.

Can't believe you shot him ... his leg was only sprained.

Nope. Compound fracture. His femur was sticking out. I learned something though. Instead of the normal red marrow one would expect unicorn femur marrow is made of marshmallow. It looked so warm and delicious I actually licked quite a bit of it up. Don't worry. I took glucorell first. A girl's gotta watch her carbs.

I had to shoot him through his left eye with a bullet made of bronze. That's the only way you can kill a unicorn to make sure it goes to unicorn heaven. Don't you guys know anything?

 

[EnderJE]

Are you being served?

lmao...mr humphreys k!

 

[EnderJE]

Nope. Compound fracture. His femur was sticking out. I learned something though. Instead of the normal red marrow one would expect unicorn femur marrow is made of marshmallow. It looked so warm and delicious I actually licked quite a bit of it up. Don't worry. I took glucorell first. A girl's gotta watch her carbs.

I had to shoot him through his left eye with a bullet made of bronze. That's the only way you can kill a unicorn to make sure it goes to unicorn heaven. Don't you guys know anything?

Wow. That timeout comment is looking more appealing.

 

[hotzie]

this thread title gave me a boner

 

[redguru]

Nope. Compound fracture. His femur was sticking out. I learned something though. Instead of the normal red marrow one would expect unicorn femur marrow is made of marshmallow. It looked so warm and delicious I actually licked quite a bit of it up. Don't worry. I took glucorell first. A girl's gotta watch her carbs.

I had to shoot him through his left eye with a bullet made of bronze. That's the only way you can kill a unicorn to make sure it goes to unicorn heaven. Don't you guys know anything?

Sounds like you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

 

[Raina]

I hope you were aroused thinking about girl unicorns Hotzie. Not boy ones. I tend to go with male unicorns because the female ones are stuck up bitches.

 

[hotzie]

I hope you were aroused thinking about girl unicorns Hotzie. Not boy ones. I tend to go with male unicorns because the female ones are stuck up bitches.

i was thinkin bout u , not really the unicorns

 

[EnderJE]

I hope you were aroused thinking about girl unicorns Hotzie. Not boy ones. I tend to go with male unicorns because the female ones are stuck up bitches.

Girls...unicorns...

First three things on my mind...

Lady Godiva
Where does the horn go?
Did I leave the oven on?

 

[Kakdiesel]

i was thinkin bout u , not really the unicorns

jesus hates beastiality

 

[hotzie]

jesus hates asians

racist

 

[Raina]

I stayed home last night. I went to bed just before 10. I did over 3 hours of bikram yoga yesterday. I was exhausted. I also cleaned the house and did a ton of laundry...and read about 100 pages too. Overall 'twas a lovely Saturday.

 

[PICK3]

Did you feed the Unicorn Tilapia and salsa?

 

[Kakdiesel]

racist

can't help it.

 

[EnderJE]

I stayed home last night. I went to bed just before 10. I did over 3 hours of bikram yoga yesterday. I was exhausted. I also cleaned the house and did a ton of laundry...and read about 100 pages too. Overall 'twas a lovely Saturday.

So, when do you take up knitting and croquet?

 

[redguru]

racist
kakdeisel wants to see your spring roll spew some white wasabi

..

 

[EnderJE]

Pfft. All asians are racist.

And if they date / marry a white chick, they're kids turn out like the devil.

 

[Raina]

WTF? Unicorns don't eat tilapia. Unicorns don't like fish or any other kinds of sea creatures. Unicorns only eat cherry popsicles and yellow conversation hearts.

 

[Kakdiesel]

racist

i hate white girls

 

[EnderJE]

i hate white girls

gaijn...

 

[PICK3]

WTF? Unicorns don't eat tilapia. Unicorns don't like fish or any other kinds of sea creatures. Unicorns only eat cherry popsicles and yellow conversation hearts.

I didn't know ... I've never owned a Unicorn.

 

[Raina]

I know how to knit I've just not done it for a long while.

I mostly do needlework. I don't think I've ever posted pics of my needlework. I have some but they're from a few months ago and I'm a lot further now. I think I'm 400ish hours into this one now (it's 12" across and the circle is solid filled with stitching)....

I did this one before a few years ago for my mom. It took me from Sept 31 until Dec 23rd and I worked on it at least 40 hours a week to complete it. I've been working on and off on this one since then so I could have the same one.

 

[Raina]

Okay I just took this one of the angel. The sucky part is that you can't even see in pics all the white/cream I've done. I've done SO many hours in her dress and you can't even see it...same with her wing and the suppppper light blue on top.

Gizmo biting of Bits' whiskers.

 

[Raina]

RooRoo.

Bitsy

 

[stilleto]

show off.

 

[EnderJE]

Wow. You've got that spinster thing down pat.

Pics of dog foreplay?

 

[Mr. dB]

I'm allergic to unicorns.

 

[Spartacus]

those sybian things really send cchiks into orbit

 

[Raina]

A lot of people are allergic to unicorns. It's probably because of all the the glitter they produce.

 

[Smurfy]

Im allergic to dogs.

 

[blut wump]

Having little to add but wanting to contribute, anyway, I'll post a picture of my iridescent golden battle unicorns.

 

[blut wump]

Games you can play with Unicorns

 

[Raina]

OMG that's fucking adorable. I have new unicorn stickers! I wish I had a little unicorn on my desk...but alas I only have a my little pony, a little stuffed bear, a little green bunny, a piece of art glass of fish, and a big pile of colored rocks.

Unicorns are handy to have during snow storms. They gallop in totally normally. The snow doesn't bother them at all.

 

[WODIN]

...actually 2 of them. Mine broke his leg last week and I had to shoot him. I tested out a couple of them. One of them was faster but not as pretty. The other had a long flowing mane, laser vision and sneezed glitter. I had to go for the slower one with more features. With a lot of time and dedication I know I can make him faster.

I'm thinking of putting him on some sort of cycle.

Can I touch you?

 

[redguru]

I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am full of of tears and hunger and the fear of death, thuogh I cannot weep, and I want nothing, and I cannot die. I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret, but I do. I regret.

 

[Raina]

Can I touch you?

You could technically do so but you'd be at risk of being kicked in the shin.

 

[jd_uk]

This thread has got me really confused.

 

[Afgrl]

HA HA HA this thread is funny.

 

[Raina]

This thread has got me really confused.

I'm pretty sure a lot of people feel that way about anything I become involved with.

 

[Whiskey]

Unicorn....

My My, let me tell you about MY Unicorn.

Eh, i'll save you the sob storry, lets just say I miss her.

^^^^^^I call her that because she's like a Unicorn. Mythelogical creature that can't be caught. I do miss her still though. It's only been 5 years or so... that's no bad is it? ;-)

Whiskey

 

[Raptorex]

Now you on a unicorn is a great thing to picture in my mind...was he nude?

 

[Raina]

I dress my dogs in little outfits but unicorns won't tolerate that nonsense. Once I tried to tie a beautiful silver ribbon onto his flowing tail and he kicked me. I wound up with a lacerated spleen. Thank goodness it wasn't worse than it was. You don't fuck with a unicorn unless you want to wind up in the hospital. They might be beautiful but they don't tolerate much BS.

 

[needtogetaas]

unicorn aka cawck.

 

[WODIN]

You could technically do so but you'd be at risk of being kicked in the shin.

I'll take my chancees.

 

[Raina]

Your chances are pretty good of not getting hurt. I'm not too coordinated.

 

[Tytan]

sweet.

 

[spongebob]

does it shit marshmellow like mine did?

 

[spongebob]

i guess it wouldnt be called shit then if it did.

 

[Raina]

Unicorns are too beautiful to shit. Instead they sneeze...often. But they sneeze copious amounts of glitter. That's why they cause such allergies to so many people.

 

[Hiatussin]

did it do the screwnicorn trick?

 

[PICK3]

When you first met your Unicorn did you just drop acid?

 

[Raina]

Nope I got my first unicorn when I was almost 20. Remember that virgins can't have unicorns. No drugs were involved. It's hard enough to ride around on a unicorn totally sober. One would be asking to be maimed or killed if they were gallivanting about on a unicorn under the influence.

 

[fbodyguy02]

Did you hold the horn?

 

[Raina]

No. That would be awkward. When you ride a horse do you hold it's ears? lol I tend to hold onto the cantle of the saddle.

 

[Raptorex]

Is the expression "Hung Like a Unicorn" true or false based on what you have seen?
Thanks.

 

[Raina]

I try not to look at my pets' "swimsuit areas". I like all my pets and all but not like that. Just as friends and friends don't look at each other there.

 

[wootoom]

i dont mean to sound like a queer or anything but unicorns are kick ass!!!!!!

 

[spongebob]

i dont mean to sound like a queer or anything but unicorns are kick ass!!!!!!

we know your str8!