I really hope my Teacher has mercy on me

[Golfer18--old]

I give 110% my math class. I shoot her emails, havent missed one class, pick up practice problems from her office........But i just suck. I never had a good math teacher all throughout out school, i never thought i would have learned this much in college.


Friday is drop day....my mom will shit a brick if i get a W. Tommorow is my last class. I do all my homework and assignments. Im gonna talk to her. Anyone got suggestions on what i should say?


i was gonna try to fuck her, but i saw a ring on her finger, so its out of the question.

 

[naturally anabolic]

you're screwed! j/k

usually teachers are nice about things like that if shes a nice person you will make it out alive if shes a hard-nose "you either know it or you don't" type then you are fucked

 

[Golfer18--old]

Its rough cause the whole class is blowing, the only person that passes is a druggy who comes to one class a week. Son of a bitch. Right now i just wanna scream and pass out never to to remember math.

 

[HumorMe]

Why don't you get some help from other people in your class? You will eventually have to take that class at some point in college, won't you?

 

[the People's Champ]

dude. sorry man. I am in the middle of an intense ab workout from laughing at your thought of trying to fuck her. god, I think I will be dehydrate from crying so much as well...

 

[Mike P.T.]

i was gonna try to fuck her, but i saw a ring on her finger, so its out of the question.

Sooo.... Never been with a married woman bro? Hehehe. 50/50 chance bro with these married woman. Especially if it's been with someone for over 10 years. Sorry girls not meaning to generalize. I did say 50/50. Don't know what else to say. The options are limited at this point. Do what you gotta do you know.

 

[HumorMe]

What kind of math is it?

 

[Golfer18--old]

Why don't you get some help from other people in your class? You will eventually have to take that class at some point in college, won't you?

im taking it now. But the people next to me are no better than me. Fuck cheating. i want to LEARN it. But im gonna do ANYTHING to pass. and i mean ANYTHING. I think i would give her oral sex for two weeks, no questions asked.

 

[Golfer18--old]

half Trig Half alg.

 

[HumorMe]

half Trig Half alg.

ugh! Now I see your problem! Is she hot enough to eat for two weeks?